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Author Topic: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name  (Read 9793 times)

Scelly9

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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2012, 01:26:11 pm »

Lock him up with a desk. He can do the book-keeping forever.
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Darkening Kaos

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Re: Wow. Migrant arrives with 313 Kills to her name
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2012, 02:27:36 am »

Nishrodim (Tradewaded).
I checked the Legends mode reports and while it records all fights with named opponents, it doesn't seem to record any mass slayings in detail, merely making a footnote at the end of the historical figure's entry, so there's no telling why there are two groups of grizzlies - beyond the hypothesis that they are separated into two genders, which seems unlikely, but who knows.
She was married at the age of 12 and after spending six years as a cheese maker and feeling thoroughly unappreciated, she left the fortress Winddashed and began wandering the wilds.
Nishrodim's battle with Thol Burntunnel the minotaur was not conclusive in the four battles they had, so she went on to practice on three other minotaurs, striking down two, she also battled against a named Giant Tiger, named Alligator and a named Giant Jaguar.  She ripped a tooth out of the Giant Tiger's mouth and it went off whimpering with its tail between its legs as it "managed to escape from Retired Adventurer's onslaught".

Then she became a farmer in the current fortress.
What a letdown.  I'll make a gold sarcophagus for her if she meets with ill fate.
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So! Failed to make peace, war looms, kill the infidels... what are our plans for the weekend?
The Giant Moles in the caverns of my current fort breed like crazy, even while regularly being decimated by other beasts entering them...
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