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Author Topic: Liver disfunction, deadly?  (Read 3573 times)

wierd

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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2012, 04:21:43 pm »

Clearly we need to perform some science with custom syndrome reactions.

If these "vital" organs are not actually serving any purpose except to be a source of mortal injury through blood loss, then clearly we need to find ways to remove them safely from our special dwarven friends.

Imagine, an actual use for an otherwise useless plant like valley herb... assign a custom contact syndrome that straight up destroys all the unneeded vital organs, then drop barrels of it on thermonuclear !!Coal bins!!.  The resulting cloud of contact syndrome bliss will transform your juicy meatbag dwarves into killer abominations!

"Gobbo McGoblin thrusts the =<+troll bone spear+>= into the body of Urist McOrganless, piercing the skin! The =<+trollbone spear+>= becomes lodged in the wound! Urist McOrganless punches Gobbo McGoblin in the head, driving the skull through the brain, tearing the brain! Gobbo McGoblin has been struck down!"

Without any organs to tear or cut, the only damage will be to skin and bones!
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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2012, 04:36:23 pm »

However, you'd have to keep the lungs, because any lung or throat damage - including syndrome-induced lack of lungs - causes suffocation.
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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2012, 05:35:51 pm »

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Could you make a positive syndrome? like make specific plants heal specific organs/parts?
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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2012, 05:37:48 pm »

Could you make a positive syndrome? like make specific plants heal specific organs/parts?

1. No
2. Why would you want that? :P

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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2012, 05:41:28 pm »

Now, I want a syndrome that makes organs/parts grow back.
Indefinitely.
Even when none was missing in the first place.
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Re: Liver disfunction, deadly?
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2012, 05:44:30 pm »

Have you no soul? How dare you deprive a dwarf of his greatest possession, his liver! How else is he supposed to drink his booze?
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