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Author Topic: Time to assign a baron.  (Read 1553 times)

rooth

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Time to assign a baron.
« on: February 22, 2012, 12:19:06 pm »
I think this guy will suffice.

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Garath

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 12:21:06 pm »
can learn makes them sentients, of sorts. Can you still butcher them?
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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 12:21:32 pm »
Yes, CAN_LEARN makes them intelligent

Also, most awesome baron ever. Though the problem is that they can't speak.
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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2012, 12:21:38 pm »
yes.

no.

respectively.
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Levi

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2012, 12:22:37 pm »
Slonngustu has issued a new mandate.  Build 100 peanuts.
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rooth

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2012, 12:23:33 pm »
It seems this fixes the issue with unfriendly nobles.

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2012, 01:52:34 pm »
LMAO this thread just made my day! Kudos to your sir, this is brilliant!
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miauw62

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2012, 02:13:15 pm »
Quote from: Levi on February 22, 2012, 12:22:37 pm
Slonngustu has issued a new mandate.  Build 100 peanuts.

Not very beneficial for population growth.
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Crustypeanut

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2012, 02:56:18 pm »
Peanuts? Someone mention me? :P

Just hope the mayor doesn't go the way of Boatmurdered.
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rooth

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2012, 03:43:03 pm »
Okay, atleast my new Baron is tame

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...I seem to have picked the strongest specimen but even for a raging baron life can be tough.

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 >:(

Edit. I'm going to fix this mess

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« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 03:44:42 pm by rooth »
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martinuzz

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2012, 04:05:24 pm »
I must say, pretty dwarfy post for an escaped lunatic. You'll make a fine dwarf if you keep it up, sir.

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I think this guy will suffice.

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2012, 04:22:05 pm »
I choked a bit when I read 'stray baroness'.
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rooth

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2012, 05:41:54 pm »
I have taken care of this situation. This is her walk of shame.

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And despite my hunter going into a fit of rebellion and a sudden influx of new born bunnies, life went on as the well-placed knife cut ended what was to be a glorious career in dwarven politics rather abruptly.

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It seems I did not give her enough time to reform current policies in such a manner that she was to be remembered as a true noble. Or maybe this is just an example of how dwarves rate war efforts over political influence.

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Re: Time to assign a baron.
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2012, 02:52:02 am »
Or maybe they just really dislike Republicans.
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