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terkiey

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So I was just wandering home...
« on: February 14, 2012, 09:16:32 am »

I was just wandering home after murdering some poor innocent twighlight men or something. I was attacked by like 6 wolf packs. Took a puncture to a lung, nothing serious..
I then got attacked by a Yeti, ran up and cut it's feet off and stabbed it in the face. Next up was a kobold attack. One lone swordsman. I somehow stabbed him in half. "You stab the kobold swordsman in the lower body with your iron long sword. The severed part sails off in an arc."

But then.. bogeymen!

I slaughtered them all and walked all the way home without any more interference. I suddenly noticed that I have taken one of the bogeymen to town with me!



Damn son, thats fucked up.
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Re: So I was just wandering home...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2012, 09:32:00 am »

DELICIOUS

terkiey

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Re: So I was just wandering home...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2012, 10:33:57 am »

It fell out my mouth while I was sleeping.
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Does anything bad happen if you accuse someone of being a night creature and they aren't?
Yes, they call you a rasict, and then they shot you and take your cocaine.
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Anderan

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Re: So I was just wandering home...
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2012, 01:01:55 pm »

Guess your dwarf is starting a body part collection.
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