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Author Topic: My Elves are more pansy than usual  (Read 3186 times)

Urist McGyver

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Re: My Elves are more pansy than usual
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2012, 12:19:42 pm »
Ok, understand one thing. Elves eat their enemies after battle, elves have magic, elves are deadly with the bow and arrow (esvicerating their enemies) and elves can TRANSPORT ELEFANTS ON THEIR CARAVANS! They're not "pansies". They're stupid 'cos they hug trees. And for being stupidly fanatic at such a ridiculous ideal (which collides with the dwarven ideal of mowing down every tree to into beds and charcoal), they are inferior to the moral and technologically superior Dwarves.
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It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: My Elves are more pansy than usual
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2012, 02:53:45 pm »
We have a spy in our midst...

Incidentally, they wear only wooden armor, use only wooden weapons and the only reason that they win any kind of conflict is that worldgen does not take materials into account.
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