Topic: The Rules of Dwarf Fortress (Read 9772 times)

Jako98145 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2016, 04:13:44 pm »

#Something)Thou shalt not permit any elves to survive! (Unless you're keeping some as "pets")

TheDorf · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2016, 08:32:46 pm »

#69) The only way to properly irrigate farms is by submerging your whole fort and drowning its population.

hops · « **Reply #47 on:** July 06, 2016, 01:04:52 am »

#70) A fortress' success is measured by how many percent of its floors are covered in blood and vomit.

FantasticDorf · « **Reply #48 on:** July 06, 2016, 07:29:24 am »

84) Dont cross the Raw coding beams!.. SNARF! *explodes violently in a burst of finger-nails, and yaks fall from the sky*

Arcvasti · « **Reply #49 on:** July 06, 2016, 11:36:24 pm »

77) If you accidentally excavate a single tile wrong, you are required to abandon the fortress and retry until you get it right.

Gwolfski · « **Reply #50 on:** July 07, 2016, 04:30:25 pm »

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