Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 04:32:08 pm
The Outcome, you decide.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/152fcxc.jpg)
Character List:
#1 - Akiyama from Liar Game manga (janekk)
#2 - The stuffed lobster Strife keeps on his keychain. (Strife26)
#3 - 3rd colossus in Shadow of the Colossus (Realmfighter)
#4 - A zombiemaster from rogue survivor (Rakonas)
#5 - Pikachu (Zangi)
#6 - Problem Sleuth (Org)
#7 - Godzilla (smjjames)
#8 - Manbearpig (Helmaroc)
#9 - Zonama Sekot (Phmcw)
#10 - Mad Max Rockatansky (Aqizzar)
#11 - Org (Criptfeind)
#12 - Jesus (nenjin)
#13 - Zelos Wilder from Tales of Symphonia (Jervous)
#14 - Bro from Homestuck (Phantom)
#15 - Redmond by himself (Jreengus)
#16 - Sakuya from Touhou (ein)
#17 - Rincewind the Wizzard from Discworld (Nirur Torir)
#18 - Wulfgar (sonerohi)
#19 - Curly Brace from Cave Story (Armok)
#20 - Heavy Weapons Guy (Virex)
#21 - Garrett from the Thief series (Mindmaker)
#22 - Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI (Myroc)
#23 - Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night (aurixdarastrix)
#24 - King Ozymandias (Barbar Seal God)
#25 - Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist (dragnar)
#26 - Kamina (Cheeetar)
#27 - Dancouga (Zai)
#28 - The Player Character (Sensei)
#29 - Bronze Colossus (dwarfguy2)
#30 - El Org (El Criptfeind[not suspicious])
#31 - Ghazkull Thraka (Luke_Prowler)
#32 - Batman (kinseti)
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 04:33:50 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 04:34:55 pm
Shouldn't this be in forum games?Not really.
Post by: janekk on July 08, 2010, 04:37:27 pm
Post by: Strife26 on July 08, 2010, 04:39:06 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 04:39:34 pm
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1452/colossusa.jpg)
Post by: Strife26 on July 08, 2010, 04:41:16 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 04:42:18 pm
Post by: Rakonas on July 08, 2010, 04:45:51 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 04:46:35 pm
This guy.
(http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/1452/colossusa.jpg)
Better pic.
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/1484/colossus2.jpg)
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 04:47:27 pm
A Golden Golem from Making money.One a person.
Post by: Zangi on July 08, 2010, 04:48:39 pm
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 04:49:12 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 04:49:59 pm
Actually, how about Godzilla? The classic or the american version will do. I think the more modern version would be cooler though.
Post by: Helmaroc on July 08, 2010, 04:51:12 pm
Fenrir.
The creature, or that guy who made a huge deal about leaving like 3 times?
Manbearpig.
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 04:52:59 pm
Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 04:53:36 pm
One a person.
Boo.
Post by: Phmcw on July 08, 2010, 04:53:49 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 04:55:27 pm
Zonama Sekot. Beat that.
Isn't that a name of a real star or something? I swear I've heard of that name from somewhere.
Anyways, just saying that I changed my pick to Godzilla, or Gojira as the japanese say it.
Post by: Aqizzar on July 08, 2010, 04:56:36 pm
The raggedy man is still the baddest dude of all.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 04:56:42 pm
Post by: Helmaroc on July 08, 2010, 05:00:17 pm
Org
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 05:02:46 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 05:07:37 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 05:07:59 pm
Post by: Jervous on July 08, 2010, 05:08:47 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 05:08:56 pm
Have Org Vs Org be the last round!
Post by: Strife26 on July 08, 2010, 05:12:58 pm
Org v Org in the finals.
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 05:14:53 pm
No, I meant Bro. (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Bro)
Pssst. Someone suggest Kamina!
Post by: Jreengus on July 08, 2010, 05:18:14 pm
Can I include his team of mercenaries in the nomination as one person? Otherwise on his own he's kind of screwed.
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 05:23:16 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 08, 2010, 05:26:29 pm
Post by: sonerohi on July 08, 2010, 05:28:37 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 05:29:51 pm
And you decide the outcome? Or do we vote? Something else?
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 05:30:01 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 05:30:36 pm
Post by: Armok on July 08, 2010, 05:31:27 pm
why are only one char per person alowed?
Post by: Virex on July 08, 2010, 05:32:24 pm
Post by: Mindmaker on July 08, 2010, 05:38:54 pm
Post by: Myroc on July 08, 2010, 05:39:59 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 05:45:27 pm
why are only one char per person allowed?
So that everyone can suggest one?
Post by: Armok on July 08, 2010, 05:46:58 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 05:48:05 pm
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 05:50:15 pm
Besides, if you have another idea, put it out there, and if somebody else likes it, then they can take it.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 08, 2010, 05:52:28 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 05:58:52 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 05:59:15 pm
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 05:59:46 pm
I submit Sinistar and King Ozymandias.
Only one, dude.
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 06:02:47 pm
No! Don't! Those two fighting might cause the world to implode through sheer awesome!A Chryssalid
No, I meant Bro. (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Bro)
Pssst. Someone suggest Kamina!
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 06:03:55 pm
So, we fight the person above/below us? (1,2 and 3,4?)We vote.
And you decide the outcome? Or do we vote? Something else?
Are you going to randomize the places at the start for each fighter Toony?Yes.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 08, 2010, 06:05:09 pm
Post by: Armok on July 08, 2010, 06:15:23 pm
Give a good reason for people to suggest more than one character.Because many people might want more characters in?
Besides, if you have another idea, put it out there, and if somebody else likes it, then they can take it.
As for others, I were going to Suggest bazillions of different ones, to many to bother typing up if they're not going in.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 06:16:29 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 06:22:58 pm
As for others, I were going to Suggest bazillions of different ones, to many to bother typing up if they're not going in.
Sure sure.
Also
I were
Snicker.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 06:24:52 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 06:25:48 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 06:44:47 pm
I submit Sinistar and King Ozymandias.If it's only one, I choose you, Ozymandias, king of kings!
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 06:46:03 pm
Fixed.I submit Sinistar and King Ozymandias.If it's only one, I choose you, Ozymandias, king of kings, God of caves, Wizard!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 07:01:23 pm
Post by: Zai on July 08, 2010, 07:05:07 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 08, 2010, 07:06:53 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 08, 2010, 07:07:29 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 07:10:46 pm
Post by: El Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 07:17:35 pm
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 07:20:42 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 07:29:51 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 07:30:43 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 07:31:43 pm
I AM THE RULES.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 08, 2010, 07:37:59 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 08, 2010, 07:45:20 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 07:46:20 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 08, 2010, 07:47:07 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 07:50:07 pm
Ghazkull Thraka
No its Thraka Thraka Thraka
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 07:51:33 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 08, 2010, 07:53:21 pm
I mean, come on, guys. Nobody?
DAMNIT TOO SLOW
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 07:54:28 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 07:54:33 pm
Ironblood.TOO LATE
I mean, come on, guys. Nobody?
Time to update the OP and BATTLE>
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 07:55:00 pm
(http://s5.tinypic.com/2j2yqgw.jpg)VS(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3959/elorg.png)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 07:56:42 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 07:57:14 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 07:58:43 pm
Who really deserves to win?
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:01:01 pm
To be fair Org is .jpg and El Org is .png
Who really deserves to win?
el org, el makes everything better!
plus, he probably has a guitar case that contains a shotgun under that hat.
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 08:01:55 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:02:57 pm
I win one way or another!quote author=Org
I think not.
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 08:04:14 pm
I win one way or another!quote author=El Org
I think yes.
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 08:05:10 pm
Yes.I win one way or another!quote author=Gro Le
I think yes.
hehehehe
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:12:23 pm
Also, I keep getting LS confused with LSR. Maybe it sounds cooler...
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:13:23 pm
WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU.I AM ASSIMILATED ONE WAY OR AONTHER,quote author=FEll BOrg
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
ALL HAIL THE BORG
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:15:21 pm
WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU.I AM ASSIMILATED ONE WAY OR AONTHER,quote author=Fail BOng
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:17:18 pm
WE WILL ASSIMELATE YOU.I AM ASSIMILATED ONE WAY OR AONTHER,quote author=el BOng
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
ALL GLORY TO EL HYPNOTOAD
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 08:17:38 pm
That sounds pretty appropriate.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:18:44 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 08:19:20 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:20:02 pm
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:20:11 pm
WE WILL ASSIMELATE YOU.I AM ASSIMILATED ONE WAY OR AONTHER,quote author=el ZOMg
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Ą͉̬͉̘̻̔̿͒ͬ̋̓̑̌ͥͅL̡̰͈͍̬̜̺̩͊̒͂ͣ̉́͜L̦̞͛ͫ ̡̰̟͕̯̠̼̭̌ͬ͛̒͌̓G͇̖͔͇̉͌̉̽͗ͯ̒͠L̵̜̥̑̈́̂Ǫ̸̯͙͚̃̑ͪ̎Ṛ̬̫͔͛ͨ̓ͫ̎ͩͭ͊͝Y̼͉̩̖̦͙͍ͮ͛̌̾̉̉ͥͬ ̶͚͎͙̣̬̋ͨͬͭ̍ͭ̀T̞͚̱̔͐̔̎̄Ȍ̧̜̤̀̓̌ ̬̰̙̖̩̺͕͉́͊̽ͥ̋ͮ͜͡͝Z̦͓̭͓̦̼͇̾̆́̀A̤̤͈̠̭ͧͪ̎̓̃͂́̓͌͢L͙̺̩̎͒̋́̈́ͪ̊ͨ̄͘ͅĜ̸͈͉̭̉̈́͊ͨ̀ͣÔ̧̟̖̝̯̰̫͋̆
EDIT:
who the hell is curly brace
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:20:43 pm
PS
CURLY HAS A GUN
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:20:55 pm
Bronze Collossus vs. Jesus in the first round?HA! jesus be a wimp. he's just a son of god. no man can stand up to a BC!
That sounds pretty appropriate.
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 08:21:48 pm
PS
CURLY HAS A GUN
Problem Sleuth has an animation!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:22:37 pm
BLAM
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:23:26 pm
Bronze Collossus vs. Jesus in the first round?HA! jesus be a wimp. he's just a son of god. no man can stand up to a BC!
That sounds pretty appropriate.
What if he has legendary throwing and a Fluffy Wambler?
PS
CURLY HAS A GUN
Problem Sleuth has an animation!
He has a gun too... And the Pez Uzi that PI made for him.
WHat we need to do is have someone who is artistic animate these battles. That would be awesome.
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 08:24:30 pm
Post by: Armok on July 08, 2010, 08:24:47 pm
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:25:00 pm
PS has pulchritude.(wait what?! Firefox recognizes that... It's an actual word?!)
Of course. It means charisma.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:25:42 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 08:26:27 pm
Yes, but reading PS I had assumed it was a made up word. I didn't know it actually meant that.PS has pulchritude.(wait what?! Firefox recognizes that... It's an actual word?!)
Of course. It means charisma.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:26:50 pm
He's a sham.
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 08:27:32 pm
Bronze Collossus vs. Jesus in the first round?HA! jesus be a wimp. he's just a son of god. no man can stand up to a BC!
That sounds pretty appropriate.
Haven't you seen Jesus and the Argonauts that Robot Chicken did? Neither Jesus nor the Colossus can be killed! First round stalemate!
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 08:28:14 pm
PS has pulchritude.(wait what?! Firefox recognizes that... It's an actual word?!)It means physical beauty, I believe.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:28:24 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:28:53 pm
She is not even that major a char!
*Gasps from the crowd.*
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:29:56 pm
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:30:10 pm
Curly is not even the main char.
She is not even that major a char!
*Gasps from the crowd.*
wii begs to differ!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:30:49 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:31:47 pm
SHE IS THE BEST ANYWAY.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
How many wars has she stopped huh!!!??!?!?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:32:33 pm
So many.....
Post by: Schilcote on July 08, 2010, 08:32:44 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:33:07 pm
Search Cave story
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:33:15 pm
whooooissscurrllyyybraaccceeeePLAY CAVE STORY NAO.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:33:52 pm
JUST DO IT
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:33:59 pm
whooooissscurrllyyybraaccceeee
A NOBODY! VOTE PS!
SO MANY.
So many.....
You are wishing you voted for PS yes?
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 08:34:28 pm
PS.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 08:34:34 pm
That means you Realmfighter, I thought you were a cop.
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 08:35:10 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 08:36:09 pm
In the way that i'm not a cop.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:37:06 pm
Post by: Zai on July 08, 2010, 08:38:42 pm
Post by: Nikov on July 08, 2010, 08:42:21 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 08, 2010, 08:43:36 pm
My money is on Jesus vrs Gilgamesh in the final battle, with Jesus winning through constantly healing himself until Gilgamesh dies of old age.my money is on the BC stepping on jesus and insta-winning.
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 08:44:41 pm
My money is on Jesus vrs Gilgamesh in the final battle, with Jesus winning through constantly healing himself until Gilgamesh dies of old age.my money is on the BC stepping on jesus and insta-winning.
Youtube falis me at the moment, but there is video evidence that that is indeed a crock.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:46:14 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 08:46:42 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 08:48:36 pm
How often will new characters be put in the poll? Once a day? Twice a day?I was thinking once a day so everybody has a chance to get a vote in, but judging the numbers it would take around a MONTH just to get through the first battles.
I would do two or three battles at a time and give people two or three votes, but that could get abused the wrong way.
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 08:52:06 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 08:52:36 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 08:55:07 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 08:57:55 pm
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 08:58:45 pm
I got it.
Have everyone send you a SUPER SECRET PRIVATE MESSAGE telling who they want to win for the first set.
Give it a week or five days. Or something like that.
Count votes.
Set winners.
Start new round
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 09:00:12 pm
Batman is obviously winning this :P
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 09:01:33 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
More on-topic, Problem Sleuth totally wins this first round.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 09:02:38 pm
Hey Toony!Wait... we would PM our votes for EVERY matchup? That'd take a bit of reading by Toony.
I got it.
Have everyone send you a SUPER SECRET PRIVATE MESSAGE telling who they want to win for the first set.
Give it a week or five days. Or something like that.
Count votes.
Set winners.
Start new round
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 09:04:50 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 08, 2010, 09:08:31 pm
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 09:14:45 pm
Ah, but you see, if Edward Elric and Batman fight, all Edward will have to do is realize that Batman's gadgets are primarily composed of one thing: carbon. And the rest... is simple alchemy!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
More on-topic, Problem Sleuth totally wins this first round.
Don't worry, I have no knowledge of this inside joke dear Brian.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still think naked batman can beat anyone in that list though.
ARE YOU DENSE? ARE YOU RETARDED? HE IS THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
best line ever...
Post by: Heron TSG on July 08, 2010, 09:20:50 pm
Don't worry, I have no knowledge of this inside joke dear Brian.Considering his username, it's more likely C.J.. Or some name that starts with C.
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 09:29:11 pm
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 09:33:11 pm
Considering his username, it's more likely C.J.. Or some name that starts with C.
Logic, BAH. Its useless I say.
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 09:35:32 pm
Ah, but you see, if Edward Elric and Batman fight, all Edward will have to do is realize that Batman's gadgets are primarily composed of one thing: carbon. And the rest... is simple alchemy!I don't see how this is an in-joke... But I do recognize where the quote is from. Sad episode...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sensei on July 08, 2010, 09:37:52 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 09:40:11 pm
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 09:43:36 pm
No, batman is mostly awesome. Carbon-based lifeforms cannot breath in space.I hate you for stealing that line for my mind. How did you get in there?
But you are a wise man and everyone should listen to you.
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 09:50:57 pm
First set!Hey Toony!Wait... we would PM our votes for EVERY matchup? That'd take a bit of reading by Toony.
I got it.
Have everyone send you a SUPER SECRET PRIVATE MESSAGE telling who they want to win for the first set.
Give it a week or five days. Or something like that.
Count votes.
Set winners.
Start new round
Thats only sixteen people
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 09:53:02 pm
Ah, but you see, if Edward Elric and Batman fight, all Edward will have to do is realize that Batman's gadgets are primarily composed of one thing: carbon. And the rest... is simple alchemy!I don't see how this is an in-joke... But I do recognize where the quote is from. Sad episode...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: In Joke (click to show/hide)
But yeah good episode. And my name is not Brian. My name does start with a C. And my nickname is CJ, but the J is not from my middle or last name.
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2010, 09:57:07 pm
Curly Brace wins, obviously.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 09:58:14 pm
I think he said that because it's a tvtropes article.No, batman is mostly awesome. Carbon-based lifeforms cannot breath in space.I hate you for stealing that line for my mind. How did you get in there?
But you are a wise man and everyone should listen to you.
@Org:
Right right.
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 10:01:03 pm
I think he said that because it's a tvtropes article.
The wise man knows where to find information.
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 10:01:32 pm
Ah, but you see, if Edward Elric and Batman fight, all Edward will have to do is realize that Batman's gadgets are primarily composed of one thing: carbon. And the rest... is simple alchemy!I don't see how this is an in-joke... But I do recognize where the quote is from. Sad episode...Spoiler (click to show/hide)Spoiler: In Joke (click to show/hide)
But yeah good episode. And my name is not Brian. My name does start with a C. And my nickname is CJ, but the J is not from my middle or last name.
My username is also a mixture of my first, middle, and last name, so... yea. :)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 10:02:04 pm
...
Curly Brace wins, obviously.
11<16
So no.
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 10:03:54 pm
Stop reducing the awesome of my line!I think he said that because it's a tvtropes article.No, batman is mostly awesome. Carbon-based lifeforms cannot breath in space.I hate you for stealing that line for my mind. How did you get in there?
But you are a wise man and everyone should listen to you.
Post by: Labs on July 08, 2010, 10:13:50 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 08, 2010, 10:16:16 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 10:16:59 pm
I really want to see Bro VS. Kamina, since Bro IS Kamina...That's what I want too.
Although there are some tough combatants in his way. Then again, we all know he isn't gonna put up with that shit.
Post by: Enzo on July 08, 2010, 10:19:38 pm
Rincewind had better win, or I will cry.
There's no shame being knocked out in the first round when you're up against Batman.
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2010, 10:25:00 pm
(Unless this is post-resurrection Jesus.)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 10:25:33 pm
Yes, I am an FMA fanboy, but I think I make a valid point here.
@Josephus: This is Paradise Lost Jesus. He's basically the living embodiment of "Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies"
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 10:28:45 pm
Man, Jesus is gonna get his butt handed to Him so badly. He's a bloody carpenter, what's he doing in an Ultimate Showdown?Mr. Rogers won the first one. That is all.
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 10:30:20 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2010, 10:32:10 pm
So Bro totally wouldn't beat Edward Elric. Not only would Ed win on account of "simple alchemy" I'm willing to bet at some point Bro will use the words "short" "small" "tiny" or "fun-sized", and that's all the provocation Ed needs.
Yes, I am an FMA fanboy, but I think I make a valid point here.
@Josephus: This is Paradise Lost Jesus. He's basically the living embodiment of "Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies"
Ed:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 10:39:55 pm
So Bro totally wouldn't beat Edward Elric. Not only would Ed win on account of "simple alchemy" I'm willing to bet at some point Bro will use the words "short" "small" "tiny" or "fun-sized", and that's all the provocation Ed needs.
Yes, I am an FMA fanboy, but I think I make a valid point here.
@Josephus: This is Paradise Lost Jesus. He's basically the living embodiment of "Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies"
Ed:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ed:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2010, 10:50:58 pm
@Josephus: This is Paradise Lost Jesus. He's basically the living embodiment of "Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies"
Paradise Lost Jesus?
"Kicks Satan in the Ass with only Half His Power" Jesus?
The Bronze Colossus is fucked.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 10:53:24 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2010, 10:54:56 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 10:57:42 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2010, 10:58:02 pm
Or she will do the same to you!
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 10:59:51 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 11:01:23 pm
Oh well.
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2010, 11:02:31 pm
When ever I see a drawing of a BC in Dwarf Fortress I never see anything above the FOOT.
Yeah, but BC's don't quite have this level of sheer pimp:
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Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 11:06:04 pm
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Yeah, what now?! Look at that! He's fucking giant!
Post by: Josephus on July 08, 2010, 11:09:03 pm
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Yeah, what now?! Look at that! He's fucking giant!
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Flying statue Jesus says bring it the fuck on, bronze man.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:16:53 pm
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Touchdown Jesus defeats all comers. Except Thor...
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 11:19:59 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 11:20:46 pm
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 11:24:23 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:24:48 pm
Coincidentally, it turns out Touchdown Jesus was a Terminator. Go figure.
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs618.snc3/32528_135114193172175_135112999838961_378851_5206516_n.jpg)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 11:28:07 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 08, 2010, 11:28:27 pm
MONGRELS!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:30:56 pm
Post by: ein on July 08, 2010, 11:31:55 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:32:42 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 08, 2010, 11:33:30 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 11:33:50 pm
At this rate, Curly Brace will take the lead by the time the poll is over.
Buh... wha...
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 08, 2010, 11:34:06 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:35:14 pm
Either way Problem Sleuth is just so much better. I mean, his KEY has claimed more lives than any other weapon on the East Side!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 11:35:26 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 08, 2010, 11:36:16 pm
At this rate, Curly Brace will take the lead by the time the poll is over.NOOOOO!!!!!
She's just a sidekick! She cannot defeat the sheer charm that is Problem Sleuth!
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 08, 2010, 11:37:07 pm
Post by: Org on July 08, 2010, 11:37:27 pm
The people here need to read Problem Sleuth.I bought the Problem Sleuth book!
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 11:38:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Touchdown Jesus defeats all comers. Except Thor...
Holy crap I have actually seen that. Ohio is a weird state to be an exchange student...
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 11:39:31 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 11:39:52 pm
Post by: Lokii on July 08, 2010, 11:40:40 pm
I read Problem Sleuth not to long ago... it was great.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 11:41:13 pm
And awesome people are quiet.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 08, 2010, 11:41:30 pm
For part 2 I nominate Eminem.
If we're bringing in Eminem then we need to bring in Offer "Vince" Shlomi as well. He works for Eminem now, so its only right. Slappin it up with Slapchop!
Post by: quinnr on July 08, 2010, 11:41:42 pm
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Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:41:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Touchdown Jesus defeats all comers. Except Thor...
Holy crap I have actually seen that. Ohio is a weird state to be an exchange student...
It gets better thinking about how it was burned down by lightning, the first casualty in a war between Gods. Jesus vs. Thor is but the first skirmish in a no-holds barred drag-out brawl between Armageddon and Ragnarok. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but time sucks so I'll tell you: David Tennant and that black chick in Clerks 2 are going to repopulate the earth as I transcend to godhood and guide our rebuilding civilization.
I kind of got off-topic there.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 08, 2010, 11:42:16 pm
Its because awesome people play Cave Story.
And awesome people are quiet.
You are like the loudest one here...
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 11:44:13 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 11:48:33 pm
Anybody remember the action...
PS: SEPULCHRITUDE
Post by: CJ1145 on July 08, 2010, 11:50:27 pm
It's weird that pulchritude is a word but sepulchritude isn't. What does pulchritude mean anyway?
Post by: ProZocK on July 08, 2010, 11:51:10 pm
It gets better thinking about how it was burned down by lightning, the first casualty in a war between Gods. Jesus vs. Thor is but the first skirmish in a no-holds barred drag-out brawl between Armageddon and Ragnarok. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell, but time sucks so I'll tell you: David Tennant and that black chick in Clerks 2 are going to repopulate the earth as I transcend to godhood and guide our rebuilding civilization.So my prayer really worked! That thing was just asking for lightning
I kind of got off-topic there.
And the strange word means:
http://mw2.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pulchritude
Post by: Phantom on July 08, 2010, 11:54:42 pm
PS is supposed to be the Charismatic *INSERT HERE* Hero of Problem Sleuth.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 11:57:26 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 08, 2010, 11:59:04 pm
HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED CAVE STORY
No......
Post by: Realmfighter on July 08, 2010, 11:59:45 pm
THEN FIND SOME WAY TO REVISE YOUR VOTE.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 08, 2010, 11:59:56 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 12:00:53 am
Curly Brace can fly by shooting bullets downwards.
Can YOU fly by shooting a gun at the floor? No. You shooting a gun at the floor would cause it to ricochet and hit you where the sun don't shine.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:01:43 am
Ah, hem.
Curly Brace can fly by shooting bullets downwards.
Can YOU fly by shooting a gun at the floor? No. You shooting a gun at the floor would cause it to ricochet and hit you where the sun don't shine.
Ps can Turn the universe upside down so that he falls to where he wants to go.
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 12:02:24 am
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 12:03:03 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:04:55 am
Charisma doesn't blow people up.
Have you read PS?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:05:55 am
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 12:06:03 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:06:47 am
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 12:07:24 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:07:47 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:07:55 am
Random JRPG bullshit.
I read it. It sucked.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:08:08 am
PS also defeated a black hole. Has Curly defeated anything so powerful that light can not escape it?
Post by: Enzo on July 09, 2010, 12:08:39 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:08:47 am
READ.
CAN YOU DO IT?
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 12:09:02 am
DO IT.
THEN FIND SOME WAY TO REVISE YOUR VOTE.
Actually, I don't think we can change our votes.
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 12:09:49 am
Spoiler: Various actions he has done. Considering he has many, many ways to kill... (click to show/hide)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:10:30 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:11:16 am
Cave story has secret areas coming out of the wazzo.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:13:33 am
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 12:13:49 am
John Marston Vs Revolver Ocelot.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:14:13 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:15:14 am
Meanwhile, Side Competition.
John Marston Vs Revolver Ocelot.
Marston. I mean,
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Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:15:27 am
I don't understand what is happening in PS and rather than learn I decide not to like it.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 12:16:37 am
Meanwhile, Side Competition.
John Marston Vs Revolver Ocelot.
You fool! You'll create a revolver singularity! Stop now, while we still have a chance!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:16:53 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 12:17:16 am
PS also defeated a black hole. Has Curly defeated anything so powerful that light can not escape it?About to defeat Problem Sleuth, if that counts. So yeah.
Also, randomness does not humor make, particularly the second time around.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:17:24 am
If i can't understand in the time it takes to make a sandwich, it is bullshit.
Maybe if you'd put down the damn sandwich and read it...
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:18:20 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:19:00 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:19:28 am
It means your joke is stupid.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 12:20:14 am
Now, what samich are we talking about here?
THE BROODWITCH.
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Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:20:40 am
A metaphorical Sandwich.
It means your joke is stupid.
You're only saying that because you can't eat a metaphor.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:20:48 am
(Keep on trucking)
Now, what samich are we talking about here?
THE BROODWITCH.
What the fuck
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 12:21:12 am
I'll take the Risk.Meanwhile, Side Competition.
John Marston Vs Revolver Ocelot.
You fool! You'll create a revolver singularity! Stop now, while we still have a chance!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:22:24 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 12:22:28 am
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 12:22:46 am
Now, what samich are we talking about here?
The Sandvich.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 12:23:11 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:23:28 am
I'll back away now, as i don't want to lose any of my violently preserved IQ points.
[insert joke about you not having enough to spare.]
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:23:37 am
I'll back away now, as i don't want to lose any of my violently preserved IQ points.
ROFL
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 09, 2010, 12:25:03 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 12:25:34 am
What the fuck
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 12:26:22 am
Spoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 12:26:57 am
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 09, 2010, 12:27:03 am
What the fuck
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
PFFFFFFFF. That's nothing. Have you ever baked a cake with the flames of chaos?
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 09, 2010, 12:27:10 am
What the fuck
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
OH MY GOD SUN DRIED TOMATOES RUNN
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:27:43 am
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
Can I change my competitor?
Post by: darkrider2 on July 09, 2010, 12:28:04 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 12:28:16 am
I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 09, 2010, 12:28:42 am
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 12:28:48 am
What the fuck
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
OOh, maggots for blood, that would make a cool forgotten beast. I mean a forgotten beast with maggots for blood not a broodwitch as a forgotten beast.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:28:56 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 12:29:05 am
Not really no. :oIt is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood, and sundried tomatoes. That is "what the fuck".
Can I change my competitor?
+1 respect for getting as far as I can in the game?I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I had no idea that doing what I did would make what happened happen.
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 12:29:49 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 12:31:31 am
D- Do you at least know HOW to save her? Please tell me you do.+1 respect for getting as far as I can in the game?I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I had no idea that doing what I did would make what happened happen.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:32:06 am
at the end of the day, we all have to stop and realize how dumb all of us are being.
You know we are all just joking around right?
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 09, 2010, 12:33:36 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 12:34:20 am
D- Do you at least know HOW to save her? Please tell me you do.+1 respect for getting as far as I can in the game?I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I had no idea that doing what I did would make what happened happen.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 12:35:08 am
You do know that you will make another run through and save her.D- Do you at least know HOW to save her? Please tell me you do.+1 respect for getting as far as I can in the game?I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I had no idea that doing what I did would make what happened happen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Right?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 12:35:42 am
Yes.You do know that you will make another run through and save her.D- Do you at least know HOW to save her? Please tell me you do.+1 respect for getting as far as I can in the game?I voted Problem Sleuth, although I have no problem with Curly. I just like The Sleuth more.... -1 respeckSpoiler: major Cave Story spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I had no idea that doing what I did would make what happened happen.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Right?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 12:36:17 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 12:37:28 am
Toony has regained his respeck point.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 09, 2010, 02:52:22 am
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 09, 2010, 07:22:05 am
Hah. Brutally Killed by Ballos. He wasnt the hardest boss in the game, I found the Undead Core to be more of a pain.
Toony has regained his respeck point.
i myself found monster x to be punishing.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:02:43 am
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 09:04:07 am
Unless miracles happen, PS has this one won.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:07:42 am
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Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 09:08:58 am
And we'd be under more threat from /tg/ anyway.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:16:23 am
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 09:44:39 am
Post by: ed boy on July 09, 2010, 11:11:22 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 11:12:07 am
No, sir, I do not like how this vote seems to be turning out. Not one bit.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 11:19:03 am
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 11:27:46 am
;-;Me either :(
No, sir, I do not like how this vote seems to be turning out. Not one bit.
My vote goes to Curly.:D
Post by: Qmarx on July 09, 2010, 11:46:42 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 11:55:24 am
I'd say that, barring intervention by allies, Curly wins this one. PS has some powerful attacks, but all of them rely upon outside sources for assistance; if we're talking purely from a mechanics point of view, Curly has NPC invulnerability on her side. In addition, it's well known that Problem Sleuth is a gentleman, and would never hit a woman, thus regardless of who the winner would be in a fight, he would concede.Well said, my friend.
...However, what if he took out Quote, making
Spoiler: omgz spoiler gais (click to show/hide)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 11:59:44 am
Also I do think he can beat her in a fight even without help, whether he would or not is a entirely different kettle of fish.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 12:02:33 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 12:04:33 pm
Yes, /v/ is video games.Ready to get overrun?
And we'd be under more threat from /tg/ anyway.
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 09, 2010, 12:04:54 pm
Damn this is close.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 12:09:26 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 12:11:42 pm
I'd say that, barring intervention by allies, Curly wins this one. PS has some powerful attacks, but all of them rely upon outside sources for assistance; if we're talking purely from a mechanics point of view, Curly has NPC invulnerability on her side. In addition, it's well known that Problem Sleuth is a gentleman, and would never hit a woman, thus regardless of who the winner would be in a fight, he would concede.You make some good points, but PS has killed invincible things before, and shes a robot, so she might not technically be a lady by his standards.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 12:16:39 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:18:47 pm
Also no one is cheating, or at lest no one is cheating enough to change anything.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:22:13 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:24:27 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 12:27:15 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 12:39:28 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 12:57:01 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Armok on July 09, 2010, 01:37:31 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 02:10:04 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 02:11:28 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 02:14:06 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 02:14:54 pm
There is still about 6 hours left! She still has a chance! Vote for Curly!VOTE FOR CURLY OR I WILL FRAME YOU AS A HIGH-UP SCIENTOLOGIST ON /b/!!!!!!!!!!
I may or may not have your IP address...
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 02:17:03 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 02:17:20 pm
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Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 02:20:21 pm
Vote for Problem Sleuth. He's beaten worse than a robogirlSpoiler (click to show/hide)
You know nothing!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Vote for Curly!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 02:20:54 pm
Vote for Problem Sleuth. He's beaten worse than a robogirlShe only didn't survive because you suck at video games!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 02:33:06 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 02:34:22 pm
The fact she needed my help to live tells me she can't beat Problem Sleuth.
Did you play that part of the game? She sacrificed herself to save the player!
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 02:38:46 pm
Yeah! you need her help to live! If it wasn't for her, you would have drowned after fighting the Core.The fact she needed my help to live tells me she can't beat Problem Sleuth.
Did you play that part of the game? She sacrificed herself to save the player!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 02:40:09 pm
That makes her a character that doesn't suck!
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 02:45:29 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 02:50:00 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 02:51:33 pm
Post by: Qmarx on July 09, 2010, 02:54:11 pm
The fact she needed my help to live tells me she can't beat Problem Sleuth.As if PS didn't die in his own story as well. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000745)
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 02:54:29 pm
Use RTD?
Coinflip?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 02:56:05 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 02:58:34 pm
"Holy shit, this isn't funny at all. What was I thinking?"
BLAM
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 02:59:46 pm
What if it ends up in a tie?The world explodes.
Use RTD?
Coinflip?
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 03:00:07 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:00:15 pm
BLAM
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh210/Lysander_Photo/Abiglippedalligatormoment.jpg)
???
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 03:03:32 pm
Problem Sleuth is basically remote-controlled by a bunch of strangers. Curly isnt.
Curly is basically a unimportant char in a small game. PS isnt.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 03:04:43 pm
Curly is basically a unimportant char in a small game. PS isnt.
unimportant char in a small game
small game
*Twitch*
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 03:05:06 pm
Problem Sleuth is basically remote-controlled by a bunch of strangers. Curly isnt.
Curly is basically a unimportant char in a small game. PS isnt.
Unimportant? I wouldn't consider a character who saves the MC's life unimportant.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 03:16:01 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:32:55 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 03:34:15 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 03:35:00 pm
I want to point out an interesting thing I've noticed. All the PS supporters are just laid back, cracking jokes at the expense of everyone involved in the conversation and generally being silly. The Curly supporters are all Serious Business (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness) and tend to flip out at anyone insulting the robogirl. They hurl insults en masse at anyone who has an opinion different from theirs.That's because PS was a silly, laid back game. Cave Story was a SRS BIZNIS game. What's your point?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 03:36:26 pm
Curly is a major NPC
Replace medicine with underwater-breathing-device and you can take Curly out of the game with no change.
...Please don't tell me you are actually being serious about that comment.
Are you saying it is not true?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 03:37:55 pm
I want to point out an interesting thing I've noticed. All the PS supporters are just laid back, cracking jokes at the expense of everyone involved in the conversation and generally being silly. The Curly supporters are all Serious Business (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeriousBusiness) and tend to flip out at anyone insulting the robogirl. They hurl insults en masse at anyone who has an opinion different from theirs.That's because PS was a silly, laid back game. Cave Story was a SRS BIZNIS game. What's your point?
This is a joke right?
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 03:40:23 pm
Addendum: PS is stupid and he smells.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 03:42:14 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 03:43:37 pm
...Please don't tell me you are actually being serious about that comment.
Are you saying it is not true?
Kinda, yeah.
Post by: Zangi on July 09, 2010, 03:44:28 pm
Curly Brace
- 43 (50%)
Problem Sleuth
- 43 (50%)
Tie breaker needed.
Post by: Retro on July 09, 2010, 03:44:43 pm
I love Cave Story but I never liked Curly. If Balrog had been on their instead, then I'd have a dilemma.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:44:50 pm
Are you saying it is not true?
Kinda, yeah.
The problem is that your statement is disproven just by reading this thread. The only jokes any Curly supporters have made are also thinly-veiled insults at PS supporters.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:45:14 pm
Easy vote. Problem Slueth is awesome.
I love Cave Story but I never liked Curly. If Balrog had been on their instead, then I'd have a dilemma.
If you voted PS then why did it just become a tie??
EDIT: Whoops double post but still a valid point.
EDIT2: There we go.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 03:45:43 pm
Are you saying it is not true?
Kinda, yeah.
The problem is that your statement is disproven just by reading this thread. The only jokes any Curly supporters have made are also thinly-veiled insults at PS supporters.
Care to provide an example?
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 03:45:59 pm
Post by: Retro on July 09, 2010, 03:46:06 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:46:22 pm
Care to provide an example?
*Ahem*
Hah! It's not like the lobbying matters at this stage. Most people who are about to vote have voted already, and I bet the few more we might get aren't going to bother reading the thread. I know I didn't! ;)
Addendum: PS is stupid and he smells.
She doesn't have plot immunity!
That makes her a character that doesn't suck!
STRAIGHT FROM HUSSYS MOUTH.
"Holy shit, this isn't funny at all. What was I thinking?"
BLAM
She only didn't survive because you suck at video games!
I'll be back with more.
EDIT: I'm starting to notice a pattern...
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 03:47:34 pm
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 03:48:20 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 03:48:32 pm
Post by: Retro on July 09, 2010, 03:49:32 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 03:50:06 pm
Are you saying it is not true?
Kinda, yeah.
The problem is that your statement is disproven just by reading this thread. The only jokes any Curly supporters have made are also thinly-veiled insults at PS supporters.
Care to provide an example?
Serious Business.
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 03:50:11 pm
If this ends in a tie, I want Curly and PS to join forces and continue up the brackets as a team.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 03:50:39 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 03:51:10 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 03:51:48 pm
I am very okay with this.If this ends in a tie, I want Curly and PS to join forces and continue up the brackets as a team.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 03:51:59 pm
Curly is a major NPC in one of the best 2D platformers ever, whereas PS is some silly choose-your-own-adventure character from the weirdo who gave us Humanimals.Oh, come on. You need to tune your irony detectors. How would I even know about Humanimals if I wasn't a Hussie fan?
*Soadreqm rolls his eyes almost as hard as he rolls around in this really interesting smell*
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 03:52:37 pm
The quick and resent upswing in votes for Curly is (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26048) quite (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26040) odd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26044).Only one of those ever cast a vote.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 03:54:39 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 03:54:58 pm
The quick and resent upswing in votes for Curly is (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26048) quite (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26040) odd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26044).Oh, man, are those people who voted for Curly? Team Curly is actually resorting to puppet accounts to swing the vote? Yeah, that is how cool a character she is. People are willing to ignore forum rules to let her win a silly contest. When was the last time someone broke forum rules for Problem Sleuth? He's just too unlikeable as a character to get that kind of support. ;D
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 03:55:42 pm
Wait you can tell who cast a vote?Look at their stats.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:56:25 pm
The quick and resent upswing in votes for Curly is (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26048) quite (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26040) odd (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=26044).
I was thinking about that, but I actually said "No, they're not that desperate to win. They're not going to cheat just for this." I may be wrong, apparently.
Quote from: Saodreqm
He's just too unlikeable as a character to get that kind of support.The fact that he's winning even after Curly's Team cheated says something about his popularity.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 03:57:25 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 03:58:38 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 03:59:40 pm
What if those accounts were made by the PS side?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:00:25 pm
Siiiiigh. I'm sorry if I seem a little tinfoil-hat right now, and I in no way am serious with this, but
What if those accounts were made by the PS side?
We've only gotten one vote in the last, what, 20 minutes? Yet you get a new, unexplained surge of votes, with none of the voters commenting? Why would we vote against ourselves?
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:00:59 pm
Make us seem bad? I dunno.Siiiiigh. I'm sorry if I seem a little tinfoil-hat right now, and I in no way am serious with this, but
What if those accounts were made by the PS side?
We've only gotten one vote in the last, what, 20 minutes? Yet you get a new, unexplained surge of votes, with none of the voters commenting? Why would we vote against ourselves?
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:01:55 pm
Post by: Schilcote on July 09, 2010, 04:02:36 pm
Make us seem bad? I dunno.Siiiiigh. I'm sorry if I seem a little tinfoil-hat right now, and I in no way am serious with this, but
What if those accounts were made by the PS side?
We've only gotten one vote in the last, what, 20 minutes? Yet you get a new, unexplained surge of votes, with none of the voters commenting? Why would we vote against ourselves?
What I was about to say. I don't know why people would cheat on something so ludicrously unimportant as this, but then humans routinely murder each-other over similarly insignificant things so...
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:02:55 pm
The only one of the accounts that Cript presented that voted was made 5 hours ago.
Gez guys.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:03:29 pm
Post by: Zangi on July 09, 2010, 04:05:30 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:06:51 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 04:08:11 pm
We've only gotten one vote in the last, what, 20 minutes? Yet you get a new, unexplained surge of votes, with none of the voters commenting? Why would we vote against ourselves?For someone who complains about the other side taking things too seriously, you sure seem to be pouring a lot of investigative energy into this.
Almost like a...
sleuth. 8)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:08:49 pm
Than a grabbed everyone who has not posted but has registered in the past 6 hours... and I found three with votes <_< non of them have imaginative names ether... >_>
Post by: Retro on July 09, 2010, 04:09:44 pm
We've only gotten one vote in the last, what, 20 minutes? Yet you get a new, unexplained surge of votes, with none of the voters commenting? Why would we vote against ourselves?For someone who complains about the other side taking things too seriously, you sure seem to be pouring a lot of investigative energy into this.
Almost like a...
sleuth. 8)
So we're getting political now, are we?
*slings mud at Soadreqm*
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:10:00 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:10:46 pm
Than a grabbed everyone who has not posted but has registered in the past 6 hours... and I found three with votes <_< non of them have imaginative names ether... >_>You're expecting humans to have imaginations. Those went out of style a long time ago.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:12:04 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:13:38 pm
Than a grabbed everyone who has not posted but has registered in the past 6 hours... and I found three with votes <_< non of them have imaginative names ether... >_>You're expecting humans to have imaginations. Those went out of style a long time ago.
Dex, auto, Autoquote, and plmyhn?
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:13:59 pm
Than a grabbed everyone who has not posted but has registered in the past 6 hours... and I found three with votes <_< non of them have imaginative names ether... >_>
Interesting. I wonder why someone would cheat on something like this.
In other news, we have a tie again.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:15:36 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:16:02 pm
Than a grabbed everyone who has not posted but has registered in the past 6 hours... and I found three with votes <_< non of them have imaginative names ether... >_>Interesting. I wonder why someone would cheat on something like this.
I don't mean to point fingers, I swear I don't, but if we want someone serious enough to cheat, well, look at my list of quotes.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:16:53 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 04:17:03 pm
I really think to prevent this stuff from happening we should have people who voted post their choice in the thread. It'll be easier to spot cheaters that way, though I realize it'd be a lot of work.Would it really be worth it? If someone really cares about the result enough to cheat, I say we let them. This is most certainly not serious business.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:17:27 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:17:39 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:18:30 pm
Anyway, I realized that I don't really care so I am going to stop looking for cheaters. Although I do suggest that we just tally the votes by people posting.
I agree, on both points. But it frustrates me. It's a bit ironic how serious I get over something so trivial, but when somebody cheats I have to do something about it. It's just a natural reaction for me.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:19:04 pm
Although I do suggest that we just tally the votes by people posting.
We should.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:19:10 pm
It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.Anyway, I realized that I don't really care so I am going to stop looking for cheaters. Although I do suggest that we just tally the votes by people posting.
I agree, on both points. But it frustrates me. It's a bit ironic how serious I get over something so trivial, but when somebody cheats I have to do something about it. It's just a natural reaction for me.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:20:24 pm
Fun fact: I actually have a strange case of physical empathy. When a person is hurt, and I see the wound, I feel the exact pain they are feeling. The problem, though, is that this pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.I agree, on both points. But it frustrates me. It's a bit ironic how serious I get over something so trivial, but when somebody cheats I have to do something about it. It's just a natural reaction for me.It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:21:16 pm
Worst super power ever.Fun fact: I actually have a strange case of physical empathy. When a person is hurt, and I see the wound, I feel the exact pain they are feeling. The problem, though, is that this pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.I agree, on both points. But it frustrates me. It's a bit ironic how serious I get over something so trivial, but when somebody cheats I have to do something about it. It's just a natural reaction for me.It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.
Post by: nenjin on July 09, 2010, 04:21:24 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:22:11 pm
Quoted and sigged. That's great, man.It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.Fun fact: I actually have a strange case of physical empathy. When a person is hurt, and I see the wound, I feel the exact pain they are feeling. The problem, though, is that this pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:22:24 pm
You should quit watching gay porn then.Or watch more until you lossen up.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:23:54 pm
Worst super power ever.Fun fact: I actually have a strange case of physical empathy. When a person is hurt, and I see the wound, I feel the exact pain they are feeling. The problem, though, is that this pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.I agree, on both points. But it frustrates me. It's a bit ironic how serious I get over something so trivial, but when somebody cheats I have to do something about it. It's just a natural reaction for me.It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.
I think his super power from Realm's RTD is worse. He can make guys have trouble concentrating and swoon for him. Only guys. He does not like his power.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 04:25:40 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 04:26:06 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 04:27:03 pm
It's not going to be easy to make a decent superhero name related to that power.It's because you are a warrior of justice. You must be a superhero or something.Fun fact: I actually have a strange case of physical empathy. When a person is hurt, and I see the wound, I feel the exact pain they are feeling. The problem, though, is that this pain is invariably located within my ass cheeks.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:27:50 pm
It's not going to be easy to make a decent superhero name related to that power.
The Empathetic Asshole?
Ooh, ooh, or maybe Cheeky Bastard?
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 04:33:05 pm
Ooh, ooh, or maybe Cheeky Bastard?Brilliant! :D
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:34:17 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 04:34:51 pm
I swear I did NOT go to 4chan to rally support for the cause.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:36:05 pm
And then it was tied again. I'm still for the idea of PS and Curly teaming up.
I wouldn't be against that so long as Curly sacrificed herself at some point to save PS.
I swear I did NOT go to 4chan to rally support for the cause.
As long as it's not /v/ I'm fine.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:37:35 pm
And PS tied her to his back and lived happily ever after once the plot happens. ;-;And then it was tied again. I'm still for the idea of PS and Curly teaming up.
I wouldn't be against that so long as Curly sacrificed herself at some point to save PS.I swear I did NOT go to 4chan to rally support for the cause.
As long as it's not /v/ I'm fine.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 04:49:47 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:50:54 pm
I don't really care anymore, but to be honest for the next fight and afterward you should have to post for your vote to count.
We should. It may be harder for Toony, but it cuts down on the chance of cheating.
Post by: Armok on July 09, 2010, 04:51:04 pm
ThiiiisI am very okay with this.If this ends in a tie, I want Curly and PS to join forces and continue up the brackets as a team.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 04:51:49 pm
ThiiiisI am very okay with this.If this ends in a tie, I want Curly and PS to join forces and continue up the brackets as a team.
Oh, not again.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 04:52:00 pm
Their combined diplomatic skills could possibly win the whole tournament.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 04:52:55 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 04:54:09 pm
...Disregard that, that's a terrible idea. :<
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 04:55:51 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 04:59:11 pm
Oh well, back to finishing that 1 hour and 39 minutes long machinama.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 04:59:48 pm
----PS
1. Schilcote
2. Criptfeind
3. smjjames
4. dragnar
5. dwarfguy2
6. Phantom
7. ein
8. CJ1145
9. ToonyMan
10. Cheeetar
11. Retro
----Curly
1. Realmfighter
2. Armok
3. quinnr
4. MetalSlimeHunt
5. Luke_Prowler
6. RedWarrior0
7. Tradanbattlan
8. Diablous
9. Qmarx (posted saying curly would win in-universe, not obvious who he voted for)
10. SHAD0Wdump
11. Soadreqm
12. Zangi
Guess who's winning by posts.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 05:01:11 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 05:02:11 pm
But I'm not telling you until it happens, hehehehe.
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 05:03:42 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 05:22:31 pm
As for the cheating, here's my list of who posted in favor or against each of them:
Close
1:Realmfighter
2:Armok
3:quinnr
4:MetalSlimeHunt
5:Luke_Prowler
6:RedWarrior0
7:Tradanbattlan
8:Diablous
9:Qmarx
10:SHAD0Wdump
11:Soadreqm
12:Zangi
1:Criptfeind
2:Schilcote
3:smjjames
4:dragnar
5:dwarfguy2
6:Phantom
7:ein
6:CJ1145
7:Org
8:Lokii
9:ToonyMan
10:darkrider2
11:Cheeetar
12:Retro
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 09, 2010, 05:24:37 pm
You people are really making too much out of this though.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 09, 2010, 05:26:14 pm
Post by: Aklyon on July 09, 2010, 05:26:50 pm
I voted for CB, in case posting is necessary now.
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 05:27:55 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 05:30:21 pm
As for the cheating, here's my list of who posted in favor or against each of them:
Close
Where did Org post a vote?
Spoiler: The list (click to show/hide)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 05:35:13 pm
Go Team Curly!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 05:36:00 pm
The people here need to read Problem Sleuth.I bought the Problem Sleuth book!
I took this as a vote.
Hummmm, maybe tha was wrong...
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 05:39:40 pm
I leave to go watch the crappy new Predator movie and come back to find cheating? For shame, Curly supporters. You can't cheat to victory just because she deserves to win in every fasion and PS does not and I swore there was some point to this argument but it's gone now.....By posters, Curly is tied/winning.
Go Team Curly!
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 09, 2010, 05:40:02 pm
And that is all that matters.
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 05:41:24 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 05:43:39 pm
We don't need to actually count the posts... There is a counter right up there. ^Unless we/they/someone else created alt accounts to inflate their/our score.
And that is all that matters.
So, I was on a three day vacation... anyone care to tell me what the cheating happening was? I don't want to read through all this...There was some new account or two with 0 posts that had voted.
Post by: Jervous on July 09, 2010, 05:44:54 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 05:47:58 pm
(http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps665.gif)
Come on! 'nother vote!
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 05:52:26 pm
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/190/2/2/shit_just_got_real_by_Hagrimm.png)
I would like to change my vote from Curly to Both.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 09, 2010, 05:53:09 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 05:53:43 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 05:54:42 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 05:56:10 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 06:10:52 pm
PS&CB: Pose as a team, because shit just got real.That picture is awesome.
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/190/2/2/shit_just_got_real_by_Hagrimm.png)
I would like to change my vote from Curly to Both.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 06:18:29 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 06:20:35 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 09, 2010, 06:22:54 pm
Also, Redmond will probably need his posse. >.>
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 06:23:30 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 09, 2010, 06:26:20 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 06:26:36 pm
Curly Brace & Problem Sleuth vs Kamina in the final!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 09, 2010, 06:27:41 pm
Edit the poll, I think. I don't know what else to do.
Curly Brace & Problem Sleuth vs Kamina in the final!
you wish!
the BC is making it.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 09, 2010, 06:28:27 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 06:31:29 pm
A change in the method of voting was mentioned. Is there one taking effect for this round?Right right, okay.
The poll is just for show, we vote by voicing our opinion in the thread now. I'll count if no one does. Voting will end ONE DAY from when I posted this message.
Post by: Lokii on July 09, 2010, 06:32:21 pm
(His parents are dead)
Post by: Armok on July 09, 2010, 06:32:31 pm
LETS DO IT MAN, LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Edit: oh, and i vote for Rincewind
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 06:32:54 pm
Post by: Leafsnail on July 09, 2010, 06:33:49 pm
That luggage is pretty fucking dangerous.
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 06:34:20 pm
Anyways, BATMAN!!!!
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 06:34:37 pm
(I know he's from Discworld but I have no idea otherwise. I hear he's the most incompetent wizard though)
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 06:36:53 pm
I vote Batman!
Post by: Soadreqm on July 09, 2010, 06:37:44 pm
That picture is awesome.Thanks! :D
And whoah, did I just single-handedly swing the vote into an option that didn't even exist? Do not fear, mortals, I shall try not to misuse my powers. :P
I think I'll vote for Batman this round. Rincewind's modus operandi is running away, so Batsy kind of wins by default.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 09, 2010, 06:38:32 pm
For example:
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh)
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enkidu (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enkidu)
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enuma_Elish (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enuma_Elish)
Or is this just really a popularity contest with character ability having no bearing on the way we are supposed to vote? :o
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:38:36 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 06:38:58 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 06:40:20 pm
I'm voting Rincewind just to be cool.He isn't incompetent... it's just that he doesn't know any spells. A sentient mega-spell of some sort got lodged in his head and now he can't cast anything else. And that spell might end the universe if cast. It will also cast itself when he dies.
(I know he's from Discworld but I have no idea otherwise. I hear he's the most incompetent wizard though)
Oh yeah, he is also luck's avatar(heros are PCs in the god's ultimate RPG. They literally hear dice rolling at important/dangerous times.)
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 06:40:32 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 09, 2010, 06:41:22 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 06:42:07 pm
Could the OP be updated with links to information on each character so that there is an easily accessible source of information on the characters?
For example:
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh)
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enkidu (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enkidu)
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enuma_Elish (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Enuma_Elish)
Or is this just really a popularity contest with character ability having no bearing on the way we are supposed to vote? :o
Its a mixture of both, but still, information is good to have.
Some of them don't need an introduction though, such as Godzilla and Bronze Collossus.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 06:42:34 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:42:41 pm
Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
Post by: ein on July 09, 2010, 06:42:43 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 06:43:53 pm
But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.
Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
Post by: smjjames on July 09, 2010, 06:45:22 pm
But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.
Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
If Batman never kills and Rincewind always runs from death, doesn't that make this a draw?
Post by: Aqizzar on July 09, 2010, 06:47:03 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 06:47:19 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 09, 2010, 06:48:12 pm
You're forgetting the whole luck thing, at some crucial point Rincewind will trip over what turns out to be the batmobile's nuclear self destruct button and the resulting explosion will take out Batman.But Batman is Batman. He's beaten a clown, who acts a lot like a different clown, who is a wizard.Ah, but he never kills. Ever. And this is a fight to the death. Rincewind can run away from death longer if it comes to that.
Anyone who votes Batman, please post in the thread, because your vote ain't worth shit otherwise.
If Batman never kills and Rincewind always runs from death, doesn't that make this a draw?
And in case it isn't obvious I vote Rincewind.
Post by: Zangi on July 09, 2010, 06:48:58 pm
Unless Rincewind can avoid getting hogtied... I'm sure it'll end quickly.
And if he is a Houdini... over many episodes.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 06:49:06 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 09, 2010, 06:51:15 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 06:53:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 06:54:28 pm
Post by: ProZocK on July 09, 2010, 06:55:45 pm
"he is often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons"
Batman can probably sneeze at his general direction and kill him.
Post by: nenjin on July 09, 2010, 06:56:49 pm
Therefore, I vote Ze Batman.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 09, 2010, 06:57:06 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 09, 2010, 06:57:38 pm
Honestly people, look at the description Wikipedia gave me for RincewindYet he defeated a sourcerer and the the Souleater he also saved the disc multiple times and escaped from hell. Let's see Batman do that!
"he is often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various reasons"
Batman can probably sneeze at his general direction and kill him.
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 07:00:35 pm
Like 682.
Or Dmitri.
Or Clef.
Also I just voted for Rincewind because I wanted the finals to be more interesting.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:01:03 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 09, 2010, 07:03:44 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:05:18 pm
Also, Rincewind's never shot Darkseid.
WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID NOBODY USE HIM. ToonyMan, can I make a last minute entry for Dr. McNinja?
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 07:07:33 pm
Oh sweet Jesus I just saw my mother after surgery. My ass! MY ASS! :'(I'm pretty sure you can get him in on Round 2.
Also, Rincewind's never shot Darkseid.
WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID NOBODY USE HIM. ToonyMan, can I make a last minute entry for Dr. McNinja?
I nominate...
Erm.
Fuck I just nominate SCP-682 for Round 2.
Post by: Armok on July 09, 2010, 07:08:15 pm
My predictions for the matches:this.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 09, 2010, 07:13:39 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:15:49 pm
We need a "Neither" Option.That's not the point of this thread..
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 07:18:31 pm
We need a "Neither" Option.Go away.
Post by: eerr on July 09, 2010, 07:19:20 pm
anybody can vote neither, as of the new 2.0 ruleset.We need a "Neither" Option.That's not the point of this thread..
I vote: batman runs away to hide when he realizes ryncwind is a buffoon.
ryncwind runs away in fear regardless.
They both loose.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 07:21:14 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 09, 2010, 07:29:19 pm
He's fairly experienced at hand-to-hand combat, in addition to being very hard to kill.
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 07:30:21 pm
Also: the luggage. It's like an indestructible attack dog.
Edit: according to wikipedia, one of his titles is "Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography". That's gotta count for something.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:39:04 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 07:39:46 pm
If we're going by luck then the Master Chief from Halo would win even without entering. When Batman is involved luck goes right out the window. Without luck, Rincewind is NOTHING. Well, rather, he is an old mage. But Batman beats up old men with magic like most people eat breakfast.I could think of several people that could beat Master Chief, with or without luck.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:41:30 pm
If we're going by luck then the Master Chief from Halo would win even without entering. When Batman is involved luck goes right out the window. Without luck, Rincewind is NOTHING. Well, rather, he is an old mage. But Batman beats up old men with magic like most people eat breakfast.I could think of several people that could beat Master Chief, with or without luck.
...Completely Missing the Point.
Post by: sonerohi on July 09, 2010, 07:41:40 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 07:42:12 pm
Plus I like trailing off into different directions.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 09, 2010, 07:42:39 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 07:43:31 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 07:55:13 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 07:58:04 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 08:00:08 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 08:00:59 pm
Post by: eerr on July 09, 2010, 08:01:09 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 08:03:56 pm
In my version, batman runs off to hide in a cave because he's a sociopath.
A sociopath lacks emotion. Batman grossly misunderstands his emotions, in the "trauma means I should fight crime" sense.
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 08:04:25 pm
If this is a popularity contest, then I guess it's even. But I just want to make certain that you all realize, Memetic Mutation aside, Rincewind can try to fight Batman seven ways 'til Sunday, and he'll still get his ass handed to him.But this fight is to the death And now even death knows how much time is left in Rincewind's hourglass. Sure, he would lose the fight, but batman would inevitably die first.
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 08:05:15 pm
Because he isn't Batman.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 08:06:42 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 08:07:57 pm
what is the wizard guys powers?...He has the awesomeness of not being Batman.
That is all I know though.
Post by: Nikov on July 09, 2010, 08:11:29 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 08:12:41 pm
what is the wizard guys powers?He can probably destroy the universe with the one and only spell he knows. He doesn't wanna find out though. For obvious reasons.
Post by: zchris13 on July 09, 2010, 08:15:21 pm
Mothra. Or maybe the beast from 10,000 fathoms. Oh, wait. Captain Nemo. Him. Definitely Captain Nemo.
Post by: Schilcote on July 09, 2010, 08:16:25 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 09, 2010, 08:23:13 pm
I'm voting Batman.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 08:31:37 pm
I vote for the wizard chap.
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 08:46:15 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 08:47:29 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 08:48:30 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 08:49:14 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 08:50:01 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 08:50:24 pm
The pole counts for nothing, it is like another day until the voting is done.Shhh, they don't know that! You are ruining my master ignorance plan!
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 08:52:05 pm
RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
Rincewind the Wizzard
- 19 (48.7%)
Batman
- 20 (51.3%)
Total Members Voted: 39
Voting closed: Today at 08:17:28 pm
That is what it says, or was it?
Post by: Diablous on July 09, 2010, 08:52:57 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 08:53:58 pm
PollHey toony, can you change the options to read. “Pole broken” and “Vote by posting”?
RINCEWIND THE WIZZARD \/S BATMAN
Rincewind the Wizzard
- 19 (48.7%)
Batman
- 20 (51.3%)
Total Members Voted: 39
Voting closed: Today at 08:17:28 pm
That is what it says, or was it?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
So it ends in like 20 hours.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 08:54:27 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 08:55:07 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 08:55:21 pm
Why the fuck do I skip everything.
That is why we love you. That and your scarily extensive knowledge of firearms.
Post by: Phantom on July 09, 2010, 08:57:45 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:01:05 pm
Firearms are scarily easy to understand. Well from my point of view.You just point the part with the hole in it at people and pull the lever to release the fireing mechanism. The little hammer inside punches the back of the bullet causing a spark and there's gunpowder in the shell and so the shell explodes and the tip of the bullet flys out and kills people.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:02:43 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 09:05:48 pm
How do you know people cheated?
We know people cheated due to the sudden creation of weird dummy accounts that have no posts and voted in the thread.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:06:37 pm
How do you know they voted?How do you know people cheated?
We know people cheated due to the sudden creation of weird dummy accounts that have no posts and voted in the thread.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 09, 2010, 09:07:24 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:09:32 pm
Post by: Chthonic on July 09, 2010, 09:11:09 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:11:27 pm
That's right. You have no proof that there's any cheating going on!
I am now 90% sure you were one of the ones cheating.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:12:05 pm
That's right. You have no proof that there's any cheating going on!
<_< Sounds like something a cheater might say >_>
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:17:18 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:18:29 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:19:56 pm
It is funner this way?I mean if you enjoy hand-counting posts that's fine with me.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:21:32 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:28:32 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:30:28 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:31:08 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 09:32:25 pm
Accusations of cheaters will only create bad feelings and resentment, counting votes by post is really very easy.
I know, I'm just trying to point out to him how his posts could be taken.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:33:00 pm
You ninja'd me.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 09:35:28 pm
Quote
I know, I'm just trying to point out to him how his posts could be taken.I guess you're right, I still dont think anyone cheated though.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:38:24 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 09:42:54 pm
That's right. You have no proof that there's any cheating going on!There were accounts made today with no posts and the only thing in their stat screen was "1 vote cast".
That's gone now because the votes were reset awhile ago.
Post by: Enzo on July 09, 2010, 09:52:38 pm
Before I catch up on pages and pages of what are doubtlessly clever insults, I vote Batman. Obviously. He could take out a competent Wizard without breaking a sweat.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 09:53:48 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:00:48 pm
Holy shit, I just checked and Toony was right, there was cheating going on and there is no denying it.
Wait, how so?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 10:01:14 pm
1. Lokii
2. smjjames
3. Diablous
4. Soadreqm
5. CJ1145
6. MetalSlimeHunt
7. Aqizzar
8. Zangi
9. ProZocK (I'm assuming)
10. nenjin
11. kinseti
Rincewind
1. Armok
2. Tradanbattlan
3. Leafsnail
4. ToonyMan
5. dragnar
6. RedWarrior0
7. ein
8. MetalSlimeHunt
9. Phantom (random vote)
10. Nirur Torir
11. cowofdoom78963
12. quinnr
13. Criptfeind
14. Chthonic
Tell me of any mistakes.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:02:01 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 09, 2010, 10:04:35 pm
Also, the wizzard needs to live. It's to the death, and when has batman killed?
Post by: ProZocK on July 09, 2010, 10:09:43 pm
If so, i vote for Batman. This post counts? I'm confused...
Post by: ToonyMan on July 09, 2010, 10:09:59 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 10:11:14 pm
Holy shit, I just checked and Toony was right, there was cheating going on and there is no denying it.
Wait, how so?
The dummy accounts have lost their one pole vote in the stats after toony wiped the pole.
Post by: Qmarx on July 09, 2010, 10:12:39 pm
Could the OP be updated with links to information on each character so that there is an easily accessible source of information on the characters?Ahem!
For example:
http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh)
(http://www.estarland.com/images//Extra_Product_Images/Anime_Merchandise/Figures/APR09/final_fantasy_master_creatures_3_gilgamesh.jpg)
Anyway, I'd say that Rincewind wins when Batman dies of old age. Batman never kills anyone, and Rincewind would never be able to kill him, so it's a stalemate.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:13:43 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 09, 2010, 10:24:21 pm
I would totally have voted Rincewind to tie it up. He's got stupidly huge quantities of (un)luck on his side. And luck beats careful preparation any day.Sigged as soon as I get unlazy.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 10:27:41 pm
oh ok then.That's right. You have no proof that there's any cheating going on!There were accounts made today with no posts and the only thing in their stat screen was "1 vote cast".
That's gone now because the votes were reset awhile ago.
I guess Toady should make it so people with no posts should not be able to vote.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:28:09 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 09, 2010, 10:28:20 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 10:29:36 pm
Now, I could be wrong here, but unless Rincewind is immortal, he is FAR older than Batman, and would therefore die first.
Wizards live longer in diskworld do they not?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:31:21 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 10:33:38 pm
Also I meant it in as “In diskworld mythos wizards live longer.” Not “diskworld makes wizards live longer.”
Also batman is badass but he is not magical.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:34:41 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 09, 2010, 10:36:11 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:37:30 pm
Batman doesn't even have superpowers, but this guy can destroy the universe.
But he'd die too, therefore he won't.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 09, 2010, 10:37:34 pm
I do not know enough about batman to say what if any of his forms would kill and so I defer to your knowledge on that.
He will only if he dies so batman will not kill him.
Post by: Josephus on July 09, 2010, 10:38:53 pm
There's also the question of WHICH Batman we're talking about. Bruce Wayne wouldn't kill, butSpoiler (click to show/hide)
That's because Bruce doesn't have to kill. Dick Grayson kills only when he loses it, Azrael kills as a matter of fact, and Jason Todd is a psycho zombie bitch.
Also, voting for Batman. Because his parents are dead.
Post by: Sensei on July 09, 2010, 10:39:33 pm
(http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/5251/pollzb.png)
Edit: ALSO BATMAN
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:41:02 pm
Also batman is over 70 years old and Ricewind is less than 50.
I do not know enough about batman to say what if any of his forms would kill and so I defer to your knowledge on that.
He will only if he dies so batman will not kill him.
Why are we leaving out the option of Batman talking Rincewind into surrendering? I doubt Rince would want this fight, and Batman doesn't want to kill an old, harmless man. They'd come to a truce, and let Batman win the match because he's better at this sort of thing.
EDIT: And Bruce in continuity is mid-30s at oldest, going by his comic printings is unfair, considering all the times Superboy Prime has punched the wall of reality.
Post by: Enzo on July 09, 2010, 10:42:33 pm
Guys? Guys? What's happening...?
The poll got closed due to people stuffing the ballot. You know vote in your posts.
Now vote for Batman. Hurry. You're not on the list.
EDUT : MISSED UR EDUT WHOOPS
Post by: Retro on July 09, 2010, 10:43:48 pm
Post by: Org on July 09, 2010, 10:47:15 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 09, 2010, 10:47:42 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 09, 2010, 11:21:05 pm
Post by: RAM on July 09, 2010, 11:40:22 pm
Holy shit, I wake up and this thread is 17 pages longer and the voting system had changed. Gah.Exactly, they are competent... There is a phrase that goes: "great minds think alike" which I have always taken to mean that a perfect solution is predictable. Batman's power lies in making predictions and preparations.
Before I catch up on pages and pages of what are doubtlessly clever insults, I vote Batman. Obviously. He could take out a competent Wizard without breaking a sweat.
Rincewind is not a competent wizard. Rincewind is an expert at surviving all forms of dangerous situation who drags some of the most lethal forces in a universe in his wake.
There are two scenarios:
1: Batman somehow acquires data on Rincewind, engineers Rincewind's escape, somehow interrupts it before any deusexmachina interferes, kills Rincewind, and then dies in the ensuing cosmic horror scenario.
2: Rincewind runs away halfway through Batman's dramatic entrance, luggage breaks through reality and eats Batman when Batman tries to be a hero and stop it.
Vote: Rincewind Wins: They are both patrons of pragmatism. Batman is to DC what Rincewind is to Discworld, and Discworld is deadlier than DC...
P.S.
Stop posting, this thread is ridiculous!
Post by: dragnar on July 09, 2010, 11:42:39 pm
P.S.No!
Stop posting, this thread is ridiculous!
I think Rincewind wins by default, simply because if he dies, Batman goes with him, while the opposite is not true.
Post by: Enzo on July 09, 2010, 11:46:57 pm
I think Rincewind wins by default, simply because if he dies, Batman goes with him, while the opposite is not true.
But if Rincewind dies, there is presumably a minute fraction of time before that event and the destruction of reality, so Batman will still have killed him first.
Also, he's Batman. He has a contingency plan for the destruction of reality. I don't know what it is because I am not Batman.
Post by: uber pye on July 09, 2010, 11:51:49 pm
if it was anyone elce vs batman tho it would be batman
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 12:47:05 am
1. Lokii
2. smjjames
3. Diablous
4. Soadreqm
5. CJ1145
6. MetalSlimeHunt
7. Aqizzar
8. Zangi
9. ProZocK
10. nenjin
11. kinseti
12. Josephus
13. Sensei
14. Retro
15. Org
16. Cheeetar
Rincewind
1. Armok
2. Tradanbattlan
3. Leafsnail
4. ToonyMan
5. dragnar
6. RedWarrior0
7. ein
8. MetalSlimeHunt
9. Phantom (random vote)
10. Nirur Torir
11. cowofdoom78963
12. quinnr
13. Criptfeind
14. Chthonic
15. Qmarx
16. Realmfighter
17. RAM
18. uber pye
16-18
Tell me of any mistakes.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 10, 2010, 03:38:27 am
Of course, he probably won't die. He's ran away from worse things than Batman. However, I think that if Rincewind runs away, he forfeits. Batman wins by default.
Well, there is the matter of the Luggage. Whatever. I'm sticking with Batman.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 10, 2010, 03:45:22 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 10, 2010, 04:05:05 am
Post by: zchris13 on July 10, 2010, 04:14:36 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 10, 2010, 04:19:25 pm
Batman
6. MetalSlimeHunt
Rincewind8.MetalSlimeHunt
16-1817
Tell me of any mistakes.
You put me in twice. I only support the Goddamn Batman.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 04:20:39 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 10, 2010, 04:32:58 pm
Wait, Rincewind used his spell already? If that's true, I hate to break it to you, but Batman wins. Invariably. Even if he does have his spell it doesn't mean shit. If Rincewind gets his luggage then Batman gets Superman, and Superman stops the universe from ending more often than we forumgoers use the computer.
you are obviously unfamiliar with me.
but anyway, the wizard wins. why? from what you guys have said, the gods will go to any means to stop his death. i think killing batman qualifies as a mean.
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 04:34:23 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 04:53:11 pm
1. Lokii
2. smjjames
3. Diablous
4. Soadreqm
5. CJ1145
6. MetalSlimeHunt
7. Aqizzar
8. Zangi
9. ProZocK
10. nenjin
11. kinseti
12. Josephus
13. Sensei
14. Retro
15. Org
16. Cheeetar
17. zchris13
Rincewind
1. Armok
2. Tradanbattlan
3. Leafsnail
4. ToonyMan
5. dragnar
6. RedWarrior0
7. ein
8. Phantom (random vote)
9. Nirur Torir
10. cowofdoom78963
11. quinnr
12. Criptfeind
13. Chthonic
14. Qmarx
15. Realmfighter
16. RAM
17. uber pye
18. Luke_Prowler
19. dwarfguy2
20. Myroc
17-20
Tell me of any mistakes.
VOTING ENDS IN ABOUT 2 HOURS
Post by: Myroc on July 10, 2010, 04:53:39 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 04:54:20 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 10, 2010, 04:55:26 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 10, 2010, 04:58:26 pm
If he's going to lose, can we at least amend his name on the list to "The Goddamn Batman"?
I second this motion.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 04:59:03 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 10, 2010, 05:15:42 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 05:17:26 pm
Post by: janekk on July 10, 2010, 05:23:37 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 10, 2010, 05:27:11 pm
Actually... since each round is 24 hours... no we couldn't. At all.math!
Post by: Solifuge on July 10, 2010, 05:40:43 pm
Le Gasp!
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 05:41:30 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 10, 2010, 06:09:28 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nikov on July 10, 2010, 06:26:12 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 06:28:21 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 06:30:53 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 06:36:36 pm
ONE DAY GO GO GO
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 06:37:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: nenjin on July 10, 2010, 06:38:15 pm
In my mind this is a battle between delicious lobster, and delicious sandvich.
Delicious lobster is delicious, but expensive.
Delicious sandvcih is delicious, and affordable.
Therefore Heavy Weapons Guy.
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 06:40:31 pm
Now, were it Pyro, Demo Man, or Sniper, we'd have a different situation.
But yeah, Stuffed Lobster.
Post by: Diablous on July 10, 2010, 06:41:58 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 10, 2010, 06:42:16 pm
>_>
Lobster.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 10, 2010, 06:42:24 pm
Wait. These are fights to the death. How can you kill a lobster that's already dead?
With a minigun, that's how. Go Heavy.
Post by: Diablous on July 10, 2010, 06:43:12 pm
I appear to be unable to vote?
>_>
Lobster.
We no longer vote on the poll. It exists for Toony to update to inform us who has how many votes.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 06:45:49 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 10, 2010, 06:47:10 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 06:47:39 pm
Some of these polls are way too close. For example, a stuffed lobster fighting HEAVY. There's arbitrary silliness and there's retardation. We are approaching the border between them like an autistic child on rocket skates.
I think the FIGHT TO THE DEATH is sort of misleading.
This is more of a popularity contest.
Post by: Lokii on July 10, 2010, 06:47:56 pm
That is all.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 06:50:38 pm
Some of these polls are way too close. For example, a stuffed lobster fighting HEAVY. There's arbitrary silliness and there's retardation. We are approaching the border between them like an autistic child on rocket skates.
I think the FIGHT TO THE DEATH is sort of misleading.
This is more of a popularity contest.
It'd have to be for Rincewind to beat the Goddamn Batman. But yeah, that's true. I just wanted to use that analogy.
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 06:53:32 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 06:54:27 pm
It'd have to be for Rincewind to beat the Goddamn Batman. But yeah, that's true. I just wanted to use that analogy.I still disagree with you on that one. Batman never kills, therefore he loses all fights to the death by default.
Heavy.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 06:57:35 pm
It'd have to be for Rincewind to beat the Goddamn Batman. But yeah, that's true. I just wanted to use that analogy.I still disagree with you on that one. Batman never kills, therefore he loses all fights to the death by default.
Heavy.
I thought we had established that poll was about the Goddamn Batman. And the Goddamn Batman kidnapped Dick Grayson (age 12), so I doubt he'd be above killing a few baddies.
Post by: Jervous on July 10, 2010, 07:00:45 pm
I vote Heavy Weapons Guy.
Post by: Org on July 10, 2010, 07:01:31 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 10, 2010, 07:02:22 pm
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 10, 2010, 07:08:08 pm
STRIFE NEEDS OUR SUPPORT TO WIN HIS MILITARY CAREER! SUPPORT HIS LOBSTER OR FEEL GUILT!
Post by: quinnr on July 10, 2010, 07:08:24 pm
What the hell is the reasoning for voting Rincewind? I mean, besides the awesome incarnation of Death I don't even like Discworld all that much.I already said, he isn't Batman. That isn't enough reason for you?
Also...Lobster. Because I feel bad for all the lobsters in the tank, waiting to be eaten. Poor lobsters :(
One day, they will their claws free, slice through the glass, and kill you in your sleep.
And the heavy guy.
Post by: Retro on July 10, 2010, 07:19:35 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 10, 2010, 07:48:37 pm
Post by: Strife26 on July 10, 2010, 07:57:30 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 07:59:33 pm
I want to see.
I like lobsters.
Post by: Org on July 10, 2010, 08:04:57 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 10, 2010, 08:11:16 pm
Post by: Strife26 on July 10, 2010, 08:18:22 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 10, 2010, 08:27:33 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 10, 2010, 08:34:53 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 10, 2010, 08:57:02 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 10, 2010, 09:03:50 pm
(Actually I chose Lobster even though I like that Fat Bald Bastard.)
Post by: Zai on July 10, 2010, 09:24:00 pm
Post by: ProZocK on July 10, 2010, 09:44:52 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 10, 2010, 09:49:43 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 10, 2010, 10:27:43 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 10, 2010, 10:29:29 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 10:30:28 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 10, 2010, 10:34:31 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 10:35:20 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 10:37:07 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 10:38:03 pm
They teamed up. And then an old, powerless wizard from an overrated series beat the Goddamn Batman.Silence heretic! Diskworld is awesome! Moreso than Batman! Proof: Death(someone really should have nominated him).
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 10:39:40 pm
Discworld is by no means awesome. In its shining moments, it is good. All of those shining moments either involve Death or Death of Universes. The rest varies from decent to mediocre to "this is just below Twilight on my Why Do People Love This Scale".They teamed up. And then an old, powerless wizard from an overrated series beat the Goddamn Batman.Silence heretic! Diskworld is awesome! Moreso than Batman! Proof: Death(someone really should have nominated him).
Post by: Rose on July 10, 2010, 10:42:09 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 10, 2010, 10:44:00 pm
Discworld is by no means awesome. In its shining moments, it is good. All of those shining moments either involve Death or Death of Universes. The rest varies from decent to mediocre to "this is just below Twilight on my Why Do People Love This Scale".They teamed up. And then an old, powerless wizard from an overrated series beat the Goddamn Batman.Silence heretic! Diskworld is awesome! Moreso than Batman! Proof: Death(someone really should have nominated him).
My God, Cj. You're asking to get internet-mugged, right there. Putting Discworld - a legitimately literary series with artistic merit and no small amount of good humour - alongside Twilight - the vapid fanfiction of a 40 year old teenager?
Uh oh.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 10:45:40 pm
Discworld is by no means awesome. In its shining moments, it is good. All of those shining moments either involve Death or Death of Universes. The rest varies from decent to mediocre to "this is just below Twilight on my Why Do People Love This Scale".They teamed up. And then an old, powerless wizard from an overrated series beat the Goddamn Batman.Silence heretic! Diskworld is awesome! Moreso than Batman! Proof: Death(someone really should have nominated him).
My God, Cj. You're asking to get internet-mugged, right there. Putting Discworld - a legitimately literary series with artistic merit and no small amount of good humour - alongside Twilight - the vapid fanfiction of a 40 year old teenager?
Uh oh.
When I want funny, I go for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. When I want art, I go to a museum. When I want subtlety I read Tolkien's works, along with a few others I can't remember right now. When I want to read about Death going on awesome adventures, I read Discworld. That last desire does not come up often, is all.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 10, 2010, 10:46:28 pm
a legitimately literary
What?
Post by: Josephus on July 10, 2010, 10:47:36 pm
a legitimately literary
What?
Okay, technically anything is legitimately literary.
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 10:48:56 pm
*horrible comparison*Fine. You don't like Diskworld much. This does not give you the right to compare it to Twilight. You couldn't compare a piece of trash to Twilight without getting complaints about how you are insulting the trash.
Post by: Josephus on July 10, 2010, 10:50:39 pm
*horrible comparison*Fine. You don't like Diskworld much. This does not give you the right to compare it to Twilight. You couldn't compare a piece of trash to Twilight without getting complaints about how you are insulting the trash.
Yeah, seriously. Twilight and Eragon are the only series that are on the same level of shit. And that's a very low level.
Post by: zchris13 on July 10, 2010, 10:53:04 pm
Post by: RAM on July 10, 2010, 10:53:13 pm
P.S.
The luggage has the ability to turn up anywhere, it would make its way to the fight no matter what the rules are...
P.P.S.
I suspect that Batman doesn't lose many popularity contests...
P.P.S.P.S.
Batman is recognised by my spellchecker, Rincewind is not, although nor is spellchecker, which is just as much of a compound word as Batman is...
P.P.P.S.
Batman and Rincewind are essentially the same character, they are both the pragmatist of their universe, but Rincewind leaves behind more corpses...
P.P.P.P.S.
Competitors should probably be considered at their prime, it would be easy enough to claim Batman when he first took the name or find some scene when he was disabled somehow...
P.P.P.P.P.S.
Yeah, seriously. Twilight and Eragon are the only series that are on the same level of shit. And that's a very low level.Doesn't Avatar get a mention? There must be a book by now...
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 10:55:28 pm
The first Eragon book was decent. It was no more than that, but it was decent. The rest of the series... not so much, but still, it's not as bad as Twilight.*horrible comparison*Fine. You don't like Diskworld much. This does not give you the right to compare it to Twilight. You couldn't compare a piece of trash to Twilight without getting complaints about how you are insulting the trash.
Yeah, seriously. Twilight and Eragon are the only series that are on the same level of shit. And that's a very low level.
Now, enough of this, lets get back to the main point of this thread: Deciding whether we are more scared of Strife or The Heavy.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 10, 2010, 10:56:41 pm
I never said Discworld was bad. Read my post again. It just happens to be the most well-known series besides Twilight that I don't understand the love for. I've read plenty of the books, I enjoyed most of them. I just don't get why it's hailed as such a literary masterpiece on the internet. Also, why the fuck am I the only one that spells it correctly?*horrible comparison*Fine. You don't like Diskworld much. This does not give you the right to compare it to Twilight. You couldn't compare a piece of trash to Twilight without getting complaints about how you are insulting the trash.
Post by: Josephus on July 10, 2010, 10:59:13 pm
I never said Discworld was bad. Read my post again. It just happens to be the most well-known series besides Twilight that I don't understand the love for. I've read plenty of the books, I enjoyed most of them. I just don't get why it's hailed as such a literary masterpiece on the internet. Also, why the fuck am I the only one that spells it correctly?
Don't be silly. I spell it right as well.
Yeah, seriously. Twilight and Eragon are the only series that are on the same level of shit. And that's a very low level.Doesn't Avatar get a mention? There must be a book by now...
Avatar was interesting because it had explosions and giant mechs. Twilight and Eragon have neither. (Though Eragon has Dragons.)
Post by: zchris13 on July 10, 2010, 10:59:40 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 10, 2010, 11:00:44 pm
Also, I think nominating characters on the logic that they're invincible in their universe is kind of weird and cheap- on that logic, wouldn't Mary Sue beat everyone hands down? But if you like Rincewind then that's fine (I've been meaning to read me some discworld...)
It would be like assuming that Lobster has no chance of killing Heavy because he is an inanimate keychain, whereas clearly Heavy is an armed human who is alive. Somehow I think that fact will be ignored by many, or at least there will be arguments that Heavy could trip on Lobster and fall off a cliff.
While I voted heavy, I somehow imagine the keychain still has a fighting chance.
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 11:03:39 pm
Avatar was interesting because it had explosions and giant mechs.Avatar has battlesuits, not giant mechs.
Gundams are giant mechs.
Also, I think it would have been super awesome had it been made by Michael Bay.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 10, 2010, 11:05:46 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 11:08:01 pm
Toony counts votes in posts and uses poll to display them.
Post by: dragnar on July 10, 2010, 11:08:31 pm
Also, I think nominating characters on the logic that they're invincible in their universe is kind of weird and cheap- on that logic, wouldn't Mary Sue beat everyone hands down? But if you like Rincewind then that's fine (I've been meaning to read me some discworld...)He isn't invincible... it's just that he is the luckiest man alive. And his hourglass is kept on death's desk as a paperweight because not even he knows when Rincewind will die.
From wikipedia: Rincewind's life-timer is described as resembling something created by a glassblower with the hiccups in a time machine, due to his being hit by so much magic and being forcefully shuttled through time and space so many times
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 10, 2010, 11:14:34 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 10, 2010, 11:15:19 pm
Post by: ein on July 10, 2010, 11:16:25 pm
He was my favorite character, Avatar was such a tragic film.
This I can agree with.
It still should've been a Michael Bay film, though.
Post by: Rose on July 10, 2010, 11:17:49 pm
it's a series about Sam Vimes, the baddest ass around.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 11, 2010, 12:13:34 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 11, 2010, 12:13:54 am
He was my favorite character, Avatar was such a tragic film.
This I can agree with.
It still should've been a Michael Bay film, though.
Yes.
Post by: Nikov on July 11, 2010, 12:28:39 am
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 12:30:44 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 11, 2010, 12:54:46 am
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 12:59:00 am
Heavy wins with a pot of boiling water and some butter.
Twice.
He also should use some BBQ sauce as well.
Post by: ein on July 11, 2010, 01:00:14 am
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 01:00:56 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 11, 2010, 01:08:58 am
Post by: Nikov on July 11, 2010, 01:10:46 am
Post by: subject name here on July 11, 2010, 01:11:18 am
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 11, 2010, 01:14:23 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 11, 2010, 01:19:08 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 11, 2010, 01:24:17 am
The lobster is stuffed. Not edible.Or maybe it's stuffed with stuffing? Like a turkey? Who knows?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 11, 2010, 01:28:04 am
Post by: Nikov on July 11, 2010, 01:38:42 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 11, 2010, 01:41:08 am
Anyway, this is how I figure Rincewind beat Batman. Note lack of Rincewind. That is because he ran away.
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/191/0/c/burp_by_Hagrimm.png)
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 01:41:55 am
The lobster is stuffed. Not edible.You really think that's gonna stop the Heavy from eating it?
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 01:55:18 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 11, 2010, 02:14:27 am
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 02:18:25 am
I vote Lobster!
Post by: Rilder on July 11, 2010, 03:20:18 am
Post by: Jreengus on July 11, 2010, 05:55:29 am
I vote heavy.
Post by: eerr on July 11, 2010, 10:45:08 am
Post by: Diablous on July 11, 2010, 10:45:33 am
who the fuck is stuffed lobster?
A stuffed lobster on Strife's keychain.
Post by: Armok on July 11, 2010, 10:45:42 am
Post by: eerr on July 11, 2010, 10:47:25 am
Post by: Enzo on July 11, 2010, 11:04:08 am
Vote Lobster.
Post by: eerr on July 11, 2010, 11:05:38 am
Heavy Weapons Guy cannot kill the stuffed lobster because the stuffed lobster is not technically alive. Heavy Weapons Guy dies a peaceful death in his sleep at the age of 84.
Vote Lobster.
Objection!
when a participant has been fully consumed, and cannot save himself from digestion: that participant shall be hertofor be declared dead.
Post by: Enzo on July 11, 2010, 11:11:07 am
Heavy Weapons Guy cannot kill the stuffed lobster because the stuffed lobster is not technically alive. Heavy Weapons Guy dies a peaceful death in his sleep at the age of 84.
Vote Lobster.
Objection!
when a participant has been fully consumed, and cannot save himself from digestion: that participant shall be hertofor be declared dead.
You can't just make up rules as they suit you! The premise was simple. Fight to the death.
Stuffed lobster's inanimateness ought to carry him to the finals, at which point Kamina will do the impossible, kill the unkillable. (ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA) Clearly that is the only logical outcome.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 11:19:02 am
Post by: Myroc on July 11, 2010, 11:29:19 am
Post by: Heron TSG on July 11, 2010, 11:48:32 am
If you want to go that path, then I say Stuffed Lobster is dead matter and Heavy wins by default!Technically it's called 'nonliving', assuming it's polyester and not cotton.
Post by: Jetsquirrel on July 11, 2010, 12:21:49 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 02:21:29 pm
Maybe it's "stuffed", like satiated?Awesome!
Anyway, this is how I figure Rincewind beat Batman. Note lack of Rincewind. That is because he ran away.
(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/191/0/c/burp_by_Hagrimm.png)
Stuffed Lobster
1. ein
2. Diablous
3. SHAD0Wdump
4. Nirur Torir
5. quinnr
6. Strife26
7. Org
8. Phantom
9. Josephus
10. Barbarossa the Seal God
11. RedWarrior0
12. RAM
13. Rilder
14. Armok
15. kinseti
16. Jetsquirrel
Heavy Weapons Guy
1. CJ1145
2. nenjin
3. MetalSlimeHunt
4. Luke_Prowler
5. Lokii
6. dragnar
7. Jervous
8. Retro
9. CrownofFire
10. Tradanbattlan
11. smjjames
12. dwarfguy2
13. PTTG??
14. Zai
15. ProZocK
16. Cheeetar
17. Japa
18. zchris13
19. Sensei
20. Realmfighter
21. Nikov
22. Soadreqm
23. subject name here
24. cowofdoom78963
25. Jreengus
26. eerr
27. Myroc
I Should Know But Don't
1. MetalSlimeHunt
16-27
Tell me of any mistakes.
VOTING ENDS IN ABOUT 4 HOURS
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 02:26:44 pm
I Should Know But Don't
1. MetalSlimeHunt
Well, aren't you just hilarious.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 11, 2010, 03:59:27 pm
I don't really care and neither will survive the second round.
Post by: Virex on July 11, 2010, 05:03:05 pm
Post by: eerr on July 11, 2010, 05:07:04 pm
I'm surprised the heavy is actually winning...I'm suprised how many people support the stuffed lobster.
Post by: Jreengus on July 11, 2010, 05:12:38 pm
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 05:34:41 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 06:07:02 pm
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 06:22:10 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 06:33:29 pm
Vote for lobster x 1 tonne
vote for Heavy Weapons Guy x 1 tonne :)
Joking aside, HWG has won hours ago.
Post by: nenjin on July 11, 2010, 06:35:56 pm
Akiyama vs. 3rd Colossus.
Given that I have an irrational hatred of SoC, and Akiyama is a brick shit house of an Asian man.....Akiyama. I can easily see him trying to put the third colossus in a sleeper hold.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 06:37:06 pm
VOTING BEGIN
Post by: Diablous on July 11, 2010, 06:38:55 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 11, 2010, 06:40:22 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 06:40:52 pm
Edit: also, it is invincible unless you have a specific magic sword and mad climbing skillz.
Post by: Jervous on July 11, 2010, 06:41:41 pm
I vote Third Colossus
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 06:42:59 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 06:45:13 pm
Post by: Org on July 11, 2010, 06:50:56 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 06:54:44 pm
Post by: Retro on July 11, 2010, 06:57:59 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 11, 2010, 07:03:40 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 07:05:17 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 11, 2010, 07:07:14 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 11, 2010, 07:08:35 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 07:09:56 pm
As opposed to the PUNY ASIAN BOY that all the colossi failed to kill throughout the entire game?
With a magic sword.....
Post by: Retro on July 11, 2010, 07:10:28 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 07:11:09 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 07:11:43 pm
Really, no matter who he was against, the Third Colossus (apparently named Gaius?) wouldn't fight back. He's not violent. But he's so awesome he gets my vote anyhow.
The gameplay video says otherwise.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 07:13:07 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 11, 2010, 07:14:48 pm
Quote
a magic sword, war horse, awesomesause bow skils, and is slowly being possessed by Dormin more and more for every Colossus that dies? That puny asian boy?
Yeah, that one. Possessions aside, he is....a kid with possessions and superior climbing abilities.
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 07:15:28 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 11, 2010, 07:15:52 pm
Post by: Retro on July 11, 2010, 07:17:41 pm
Really, no matter who he was against, the Third Colossus (apparently named Gaius?) wouldn't fight back. He's not violent. But he's so awesome he gets my vote anyhow.
The gameplay video says otherwise.
He kind of wanders around vaguely trying to hit you with his sword after you breach his personal space, and once you latch on to him all he does if try and shake you off. That falls under "self-defense" to me, not proactively aggressive. I guess he's a bit violent but justifiably so.
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 07:19:57 pm
You are thinking of Colossus Thirteen. Most of them attack you to some degree. That damned flying sandworm just won't fight back.To be fair, you are carrying a sword that exists for the sole purpose of killing them.
Also, the kid in SoC has just a rediculous amount of stamina/upper body strength. His arms should just get ripped off by the colossi trying to shake him off.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 11, 2010, 07:26:02 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 07:26:46 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 11, 2010, 07:27:38 pm
I vote for Puny Asian Man, because I have no idea what is going on.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 07:31:24 pm
To be fair, the collossi's arms should rip off when they try to shake him off.
what is this i dont even
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 07:32:11 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 07:32:42 pm
I believe this odd comment is explained by this:To be fair, the collossi's arms should rip off when they try to shake him off.
what is this i dont even
I have no idea what is going on.
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 11, 2010, 07:33:02 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 11, 2010, 07:39:14 pm
Post by: ein on July 11, 2010, 07:43:45 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 11, 2010, 07:44:56 pm
I'm going to vote for the colossus.
Post by: smjjames on July 11, 2010, 07:49:55 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 08:02:11 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 08:04:13 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 11, 2010, 08:10:13 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 08:15:26 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 11, 2010, 08:17:00 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 08:35:12 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 11, 2010, 08:36:39 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 11, 2010, 08:40:17 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 11, 2010, 08:40:48 pm
I'd like to know who Akiyama is first.
Wikipedia is your friend.
Post by: Diablous on July 11, 2010, 08:42:37 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 08:47:03 pm
And TV Tropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiarGame)
I've literally stopped using Wikipedia outside of school stuff. TV Tropes tells me all the random knowledge I need. I'm like an encyclopedia of useless facts now.
Post by: RAM on July 11, 2010, 08:47:48 pm
TV Tropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiarGame)
is your friend. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)
TVTropes should have been a competitor...
Post by: Diablous on July 11, 2010, 08:49:00 pm
And TV Tropes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiarGame)
I've literally stopped using Wikipedia outside of school stuff. TV Tropes tells me all the random knowledge I need. I'm like an encyclopedia of useless facts now.
That's the best kind of encyclopedia in my opinion.
Post by: zchris13 on July 11, 2010, 08:51:00 pm
After that, it's TvTropes Vs. The Firefox logo.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 08:52:10 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 08:52:51 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 11, 2010, 08:55:18 pm
Firefox my favorite internet browser.
TVTropes my favorite
Bay12 my favorite forum.
Post by: zchris13 on July 11, 2010, 08:56:56 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 09:00:56 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 11, 2010, 09:02:15 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 11, 2010, 09:03:26 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 09:05:49 pm
Firefox gets better the more you use it. Stuff like add-ons can really improve the browsing experience.See, that's what everyone says but that isn't what I see.
Post by: zchris13 on July 11, 2010, 09:09:12 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 11, 2010, 09:11:45 pm
Post by: Rose on July 11, 2010, 09:22:10 pm
Small asian men always win.
always.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 09:37:05 pm
I vote for Akima.What happens when a small asian man fights another small
Small asian men always win.
always.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Rose on July 11, 2010, 10:27:40 pm
if so, then he wins hands down.
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 10:46:50 pm
Well, if you actually call him small he kills you. Even if you weren't the other competitor.I vote for Akima.What happens when a small asian man fights another small
Small asian men always win.
always.asianGermanPersianXerxian man?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 11, 2010, 10:48:10 pm
One clap of his hands, and you'll be entombed in stone. and stuff. So Yeah.
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 10:54:56 pm
1. clap
2. touch colossus's foot
3. walk away from the pile of rubble
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 11:05:14 pm
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 11, 2010, 11:07:44 pm
SO IT IS FAIR GAME
Post by: CJ1145 on July 11, 2010, 11:08:47 pm
Not really. I mean, its a giant monster thing made out of stuff, not a living, breathing thingy.
SO IT IS FAIR GAME
If you've played SoC, then you know that your statement is very debatable.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 11:26:40 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 11, 2010, 11:30:00 pm
I vote Sexy Female Akiyama.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 11, 2010, 11:30:33 pm
I follow the interpretation that destroying the colossi is a form of freedom,as they are animated by Dormin's trapped essence.as they cry horribly.
Post by: Retro on July 11, 2010, 11:35:26 pm
I follow the interpretation that destroying the colossi isa form of freedomincredibly guilt-inducing,as they are animated by Dormin's trapped essence.astheyyou cry horribly.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 11, 2010, 11:37:18 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 11:53:32 pm
Would Ed's rule of no killing go for Colossi?Well... are they even alive? They look like moving castles with fur.(if that makes any sense at all...). Still, if he reduced one to rubble without harming the seals on it(which he would probably copy in some sort of alchemy) it would probably not "die".
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 11, 2010, 11:56:15 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 12:01:16 am
Post by: Rilder on July 12, 2010, 12:02:52 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 12:09:53 am
No, but Ed did try something similar in the anime. Chopped up a sentient suit of armor ant then didn't want to finish it off.
Was that the one with two criminals bound to the body and head respectively? Because, as I recall it, Lust came out of fucking nowhere and destroyed them both. There wasn't much talk on his next actions. Just leaving them there forever would be horrible.
Post by: Phantom on July 12, 2010, 12:11:33 am
Akiyama.
I choose him.
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 12:16:50 am
Actually they destroy themselves.(well, one of them. Lust gets the other because Ed was using it as a guide) Ed wasn't thinking it through too well really. He refused to kill them even though they knew there was no way they could live anything resembling a normal life. Their arguments that they would just be stuck like that forever basically caused Ed to break down saying he couldn't kill them.No, but Ed did try something similar in the anime. Chopped up a sentient suit of armor ant then didn't want to finish it off.
Was that the one with two criminals bound to the body and head respectively? Because, as I recall it, Lust came out of fucking nowhere and destroyed them both. There wasn't much talk on his next actions. Just leaving them there forever would be horrible.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 12:23:41 am
Post by: RAM on July 12, 2010, 12:39:59 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 12:55:00 am
Post by: Josephus on July 12, 2010, 01:35:20 am
I think it's pretty hilarious everybody voting the colossus because he could smash tiny Asian men when that's the same type of person that defeats him.
Only with a sword specifically for killing him.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 01:48:00 am
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeap.I think it's pretty hilarious everybody voting the colossus because he could smash tiny Asian men when that's the same type of person that defeats him.
Only with a sword specifically for killing him.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 12, 2010, 02:21:13 am
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 02:59:35 am
Second, Why did nobody put Sand Worm from Dune in!?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 03:13:21 am
1. nenjin
2. Diablous
3. zchris13
4. RAM
5. quinnr
6. Japa
7. Acanthus117(?)
8. kinseti (sexy female version)
9. Phantom (random)
10. Cheeetar
11. Tack
12. ToonyMan (I'm voting him now)
Third Colossus
1. dragnar
2. Jervous
3. MetalSlimeHunt
4. smjjames
5. Org
6. CJ1145
7. Retro
8. Tradanbattlan
9. Luke_Prowler
10. dwarfguy2
11. Nirur Torir
12. Criptfeind
13. ein
14. Barbar Seal God
15. CrownofFire
16. Josephus
17. Realmfighter
TOO OBSUCRE Lobster Party
1. Rilder
12-17-1
Tell me of any mistakes.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 12, 2010, 03:42:43 am
Post by: Armok on July 12, 2010, 04:36:50 am
Post by: Rilder on July 12, 2010, 05:11:20 am
Changing vote to Heavy.
Post by: RAM on July 12, 2010, 07:13:09 am
Oh, and change Armok's vote to James Bond...
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 08:39:54 am
Post by: Heron TSG on July 12, 2010, 08:58:34 am
I'm also voting for sandworm from dune... Against El Org!Indeed! I don't know about the other competitors, so lets use the near-invincible sand beast!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 12, 2010, 09:08:29 am
Post by: smjjames on July 12, 2010, 09:11:15 am
Couldn't resist the dune reference, lol.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 09:51:41 am
So why aren't you just using the poll?
People have cheated with the poll. Pay attention.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 12, 2010, 10:08:48 am
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 11:22:04 am
What the fuck is with all the random voting??
Simple. Because if sandworm beats el org in the qualifier, somethingsomething!
Post by: Jetsquirrel on July 12, 2010, 02:21:23 pm
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 05:39:50 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 12, 2010, 05:43:02 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 06:10:15 pm
1. nenjin
2. Diablous
3. zchris13
4. RAM
5. quinnr
6. Japa
7. Acanthus117(?)
8. kinseti (sexy female version)
9. Phantom (random)
10. Cheeetar
11. ToonyMan (I'm voting him now)
12. Soadreqm
Third Colossus
1. dragnar
2. Jervous
3. MetalSlimeHunt
4. Org
5. CJ1145
6. Retro
7. Tradanbattlan
8. Luke_Prowler
9. dwarfguy2
10. Nirur Torir
11. Criptfeind
12. ein
13. CrownofFire
14. Josephus
15. Realmfighter
15. PTTG??
12-15
Tell me of any mistakes.
DAY ENDS IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 06:12:24 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:22:05 pm
That looks like Japanamation. I vote for the Third Collossus.
He's from a manga.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 12, 2010, 06:30:23 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 06:33:33 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 12, 2010, 06:34:34 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:34:46 pm
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 06:36:00 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 12, 2010, 06:37:01 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 12, 2010, 06:37:47 pm
I mean:
(http://s5.tinypic.com/2j2yqgw.jpg) vs (http://i39.tinypic.com/nwws5v.jpg)
Like the forumgoers? Seriously?
El Org.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 12, 2010, 06:38:06 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 06:38:36 pm
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 06:38:51 pm
el org!
El Org, of course!
El Org.
El Org
El Org.
El Org.Ditto.
Post by: Rose on July 12, 2010, 06:39:41 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 06:40:30 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 12, 2010, 06:40:36 pm
El Org...
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 06:41:20 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:43:39 pm
I predict a landslide victory for El Org.
Of course! I mean, who would you rather win? An insane nihilist with magic and dresses like a clown, or a spanish Org?
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 06:44:32 pm
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3959/elorg.png)
Post by: Zai on July 12, 2010, 06:45:01 pm
Post by: Remalle on July 12, 2010, 06:45:22 pm
What?
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:46:14 pm
La Org.
What?
Org's a girl?!
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 06:47:16 pm
Man, I hope Orga isn't Spanish for orgy.
...
On second thought, that would actually make a lot of sense.
We are, after all, talking about Org.
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 06:47:43 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:50:37 pm
La Orga.
Man, I hope Orga isn't Spanish for orgy.
Nope. Online translators say thats orgía.
Post by: Solifuge on July 12, 2010, 06:51:46 pm
Org is always awesome and all, but Kefka (http://stars.ign.com/objects/142/14211745_biography.html) and me go way back.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 12, 2010, 06:51:57 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 12, 2010, 06:52:16 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 12, 2010, 06:53:37 pm
Post by: Jervous on July 12, 2010, 06:53:58 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 12, 2010, 06:54:40 pm
Edit: Sorry Org, but Kefka can shove my magic statue any day.
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 06:55:07 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 12, 2010, 06:56:09 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 06:58:42 pm
I change my vote to Kefka.
D: Why?
Post by: Jervous on July 12, 2010, 06:59:15 pm
D:
Why are you so sad about your mexican twin losing?
Post by: Phmcw on July 12, 2010, 06:59:59 pm
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 07:00:09 pm
Tacos.D:
Why are you so sad about your mexican twin losing?
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:01:18 pm
D:
Why are you so sad about your mexican twin losing?
This competition has to end in a showdown of Org vs. El Org.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 07:04:09 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 12, 2010, 07:05:51 pm
I'm just messing around by flip flopping on it.
Post by: El Org on July 12, 2010, 07:07:06 pm
Tacos.D:
Why are you so sad about your mexican twin losing?
Stop stealing my tacos.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:08:36 pm
Tacos.D:
Why are you so sad about your mexican twin losing?
Stop stealing my tacos.
We have summoned him!
Post by: zchris13 on July 12, 2010, 07:09:16 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 12, 2010, 07:14:03 pm
Post by: El Org on July 12, 2010, 07:14:49 pm
Vote for me and you get them for free.
Except you Org.
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 07:17:54 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 07:18:26 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:19:30 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 12, 2010, 07:22:24 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 07:29:25 pm
*shoots Dragnar and takes back tacos* These are for the loyal supporters of El Org! *returns tacos to El Org*Heritic! You dare to deny tacos to the God-Emperor Kefka?! You must die!
MetalSlimeHunt lashes Diablous in the right upper arm!
The skin is torn!
The muscle is torn!
Many nerves are severed!
A motor nerve is severed!
The bone is shattered!
Post by: El Org on July 12, 2010, 07:31:54 pm
Just as planned.
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 07:32:56 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 12, 2010, 07:33:30 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:34:54 pm
*shoots Dragnar and takes back tacos* These are for the loyal supporters of El Org! *returns tacos to El Org*Heritic! You dare to deny tacos to the God-Emperor Kefka?! You must die!
MetalSlimeHunt lashes Diablous in the right upper arm!
The skin is torn!
The muscle is torn!
Many nerves are severed!
A motor nerve is severed!
The bone is shattered!
For El Org!
Diablous stabs MetalSlimeHunt in the right leg, fracturing the bone!
Many nerves are severed and a tendon is torn!
Post by: Jreengus on July 12, 2010, 07:38:02 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 07:40:02 pm
I fucking hate clowns. I vote for the mexican Penguin.
If you vote El Org, Kefka will undo reality at some point.
If you vote Kefka, reality and Kefka will be undone faster.
Thus, if you hate Kefka, the logical option is to vote for Kefka.
For El Org!
Diablous stabs MetalSlimeHunt in the right leg, fracturing the bone!
Many nerves are severed and a tendon is torn!
Fiend!
MetalSlimeHunt graps Diabolus's throat with his left hand!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:44:29 pm
Fiend!
MetalSlimeHunt graps Diabolus's throat with his left hand!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
You...will...not...have...the...tacos!
Diablous slashes MetalSlimeHunt in the left leg, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a motor nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 07:47:35 pm
Dragnar shoots Diablous in the upper body!
The heart is pierced!
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 07:48:04 pm
I'm gonna vote...
... el org.
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 07:48:29 pm
No.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 07:49:32 pm
You...will...not...have...the...tacos!I...have...already...won!
Diablous slashes MetalSlimeHunt in the left leg, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a motor nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
MetalSlimeHunt gouges Diabolus's left eye with his right hand!
It is mangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
MetalSlimeHunt looks pale.
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 07:51:53 pm
You guys are crazy.
I cast greater fireball of darkness +5.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 07:52:33 pm
Yes we will.
Dragnar shoots Diablous in the upper body!
The heart is pierced!
You...will...not...have...the...tacos!I...have...already...won!
Diablous slashes MetalSlimeHunt in the left leg, fracturing the bone!
An artery has been opened by the strike, a motor nerve has been severed and a tendon has been torn!
MetalSlimeHunt gouges Diabolus's left eye with his right hand!
It is mangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Diabolus is strangled!
Kefka...will...not...have...these tacos! *throws tacos on the ground and stomps on them* Forgive...me...my......lord....it....was...all...I...could...do....
Diablous has been struck down.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 07:54:03 pm
MetalSlimeHunt has bled to death.
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 07:54:57 pm
But that was pretty freakin' metal.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 12, 2010, 07:55:02 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 12, 2010, 07:55:12 pm
The Mexican Penguin will rule!
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 07:55:30 pm
Kefka...will...not...have...these tacos! *throws tacos on the ground and stomps on them* Forgive...me...my......lord....it....was...all...I...could...do....Kefka does not want tacos, he wants to destroy everything. That includes destroying tacos! You have only furthered his goals!
Diablous has been struck down.
Post by: warhammer651 on July 12, 2010, 07:55:42 pm
Better cremate the bodies just in case
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 12, 2010, 07:56:25 pm
El Org.
Post by: warhammer651 on July 12, 2010, 08:01:09 pm
I'm sorry Kefka. I have to throw in my vote for ...(http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/thumb/2/27/Backstab.jpg/300px-Backstab.jpg)
El Org.
Warhammer strikes Nirur Torir in the upper back!
The heart is pierced!
Nirur Torir has been struck down!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:04:03 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 12, 2010, 08:04:58 pm
Make tacos out of the dead.
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 08:06:50 pm
I can exorcise the spirits of the dead to the afterlife.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 08:10:10 pm
[ghostspeak]Ha! We have provoked a holy war that will only serve to pave the way to Kefka's victory with every fighter that falls! What say ye now, Diablous?[/ghostspeak][/i]
[ghostspeak]You show your ignorance of El Org. The slaughter of his supporters will only serve to empower him in the end. This war will only serve to seal Kefka's fate.[ghostspeak]
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:11:52 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 08:13:43 pm
I'm an officious Catholic priest.So? Kefka will destroy that too.
I can exorcise the spirits of the dead to the afterlife.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 08:14:09 pm
Post by: Solifuge on July 12, 2010, 08:14:42 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 12, 2010, 08:15:46 pm
I have no room to talk... but you guys are officially the biggest dorks in existence.
Didn't we get that title a while ago?
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 08:15:53 pm
I have no room to talk... but you guys are officially the biggest dorks in existence.
Eh. We are just screwing around. Having fun.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:17:06 pm
I have no room to talk... but you guys should all support Kefka. Girls will like you if you do.
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 08:19:37 pm
MetalSlimeHunt possesses Solifuge!I have no room to talk... but you guys should all support Kefka. Girls will like you if you do.
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 08:21:49 pm
I have no room to talk... but you guys should all support Kefka. Girls will like you if you do. No, wait. They will hate you if you do that! And Kefka stinks, vote El Org! No, vote Kefka! No, El Org! Kefka! El Org! Kefka! El Org! Argh! *Solifuge punches himself repeatedly*
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 08:23:48 pm
I have no room to talk... but you guys are officially the biggest dorks in existence.You say that as if it were a bad thing. *goes back to playing FF6*
Must...find...three stars...
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:24:23 pm
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 08:27:41 pm
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
The power of Christ compels you!
*splashes holy water in Solifuge's face*
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:30:13 pm
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
The power of Christ compels you!
*splashes holy water in Solifuge's face*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related)
Post by: ToonyMan on July 12, 2010, 08:30:25 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 12, 2010, 08:33:01 pm
I cast my vote to Kefka!
Post by: Org on July 12, 2010, 08:35:02 pm
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 08:55:11 pm
Also, I voted El Org, because Kefka would have lost to Wolf from Lylat Wars.
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2010, 08:56:09 pm
Ok, this is just being stupid. Kefka is the greatest Final Fantasy villain, and possible the greatest villain of all time, and you guys would rather vote for a Spanish clone of a forum member who couldn't write a post longer than two sentences to save his life?I must agree.
I cast my vote to Kefka!
Post by: zchris13 on July 12, 2010, 08:57:23 pm
Oh shut up.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 12, 2010, 08:57:43 pm
Yeah, you guys are taking this too far.
That sounds exactly like what a filthy elf would say!
Post by: Diablous on July 12, 2010, 08:58:51 pm
Yeah, you guys are taking this too far.
We are just screwing around. But I think we've had enough for one fight. I had fun.
Post by: Solifuge on July 12, 2010, 09:01:29 pm
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
The power of Christ compels you!
*splashes holy water in Solifuge's face*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related)
Why am I suddenly feeling bruised, wet, and thoroughly dissuaded from doing anything?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjIOzQTBHc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjIOzQTBHc&feature=related)
Post by: Zangi on July 12, 2010, 09:20:14 pm
Post by: ein on July 12, 2010, 09:51:06 pm
ein exorcises MetalSlimeHunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)
The power of Christ compels you!
*splashes holy water in Solifuge's face*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbeR6uYxU50&feature=related)
Why am I suddenly feeling bruised, wet, and thoroughly dissuaded from doing anything?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjIOzQTBHc&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLjIOzQTBHc&feature=related)
Heh.
"Look at me!"
"No! Noooo!"
Post by: Aklyon on July 12, 2010, 10:03:51 pm
Post by: Strife26 on July 12, 2010, 10:09:18 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 12, 2010, 10:12:09 pm
Post by: Retro on July 12, 2010, 10:17:51 pm
Post by: Aqizzar on July 12, 2010, 10:20:12 pm
(http://loserly.com/nutrition/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kefka.gif)
There's villains you hate, and villains you love to hate.
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 10:31:50 pm
8)
Toony! Wildcard that shit!
Post by: Rose on July 12, 2010, 10:34:23 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 12, 2010, 10:35:40 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: RAM on July 12, 2010, 10:36:59 pm
Vote Kefka!
Post by: Cheeetar on July 12, 2010, 10:42:07 pm
Kefka eats tacos for breakfast!
Vote Kefka!
El Org eats tacos for desert.
Post by: RAM on July 12, 2010, 10:45:38 pm
Post by: Retro on July 12, 2010, 10:45:55 pm
Kefka eats tacos for breakfast!
Vote Kefka!
El Org eats tacos for desert.
No, the desert is where El Org lives. Vote Kefka!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 12, 2010, 10:57:44 pm
Post by: El Criptfeind on July 12, 2010, 11:06:18 pm
No cuente esta Toony votos, divertido aunque sienta un mal precedente.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 12, 2010, 11:08:55 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 12, 2010, 11:12:40 pm
Dwarf with lever.
Post by: Tack on July 12, 2010, 11:51:35 pm
Sandworm.
Maybe if we grab another two absolutely awesome things out of nowhere, we can tack Dwarf with a lever and such on the end.
Yeeeah. Rule breakin'.
Post by: quinnr on July 13, 2010, 12:18:16 am
Vote: Org.
Post by: El Fantasma on July 13, 2010, 12:21:16 am
Usted mejor me cuenta Hombre Toony. ~Phantom
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 12:22:52 am
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 13, 2010, 12:25:40 am
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 12:26:07 am
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you all!
We love you too Luke.
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 12:27:49 am
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you all!Mmkay so that means that guarantees my order of "WHAT THE FUCK PHANTOM AND *INSERT NAME HERE* I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'LL EAT YOUR ENTRAILS AND GET MY DOG TO RAPE YOUR CORPSE" cake is coming through right?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 12:41:04 am
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 12:52:31 am
I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you all!Mmkay so that means that guarantees my order of "WHAT THE FUCK PHANTOM AND *INSERT NAME HERE* I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'LL EAT YOUR ENTRAILS AND GET MY DOG TO RAPE YOUR CORPSE" cake is coming through right?
Phantom, nobody cares about you, or takes you seriously enough to bother actually go and translate it.
Yeah. That cake was a big, fuckoff lie. And poisoned.
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 12:56:59 am
Phantom, nobody cares about you, or takes you seriously enough to bother actually go and translate it.I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit, nobody fucking gives a shit so if I put it there, just skip it because I DIDN'T ORDER YOU TO CHECK.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 12:58:27 am
Phantom, nobody cares about you, or takes you seriously enough to bother actually go and translate it.I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit, nobody fucking gives a shit so if I put it there, just skip it because I DIDN'T ORDER YOU TO CHECK.
:|
Both of you.
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 01:02:34 am
I DON'T CARE CHEEETAR.Phantom, nobody cares about you, or takes you seriously enough to bother actually go and translate it.I don't give a shit, you don't give a shit, nobody fucking gives a shit so if I put it there, just skip it because I DIDN'T ORDER YOU TO CHECK.
:|
Both of you.
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 01:03:00 am
Obviously you couldn't see the subtle layer of sarcasm in his post...
Post by: Realmfighter on July 13, 2010, 01:03:32 am
ALL OF YOUES.
SHUT UP.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:05:07 am
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 01:07:13 am
Obviously you couldn't see the subtle layer of sarcasm in his post...
This always happens to me.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:11:41 am
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 01:16:57 am
Hilarity ensues.
It's ok, Phantom. You might not know this, but, you are actually a member of this community.
No, I still haven't translated the spexican.
But that's because of a childhood trauma involving babelfish.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:17:22 am
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 13, 2010, 01:18:03 am
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 01:20:35 am
Written language is a pretty poor standard for communication anyway. There's absolutely no way to see sarcasm, unless it's extremely obvious. Every other method has some way to detect what the other person is feeling.
Morse.
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 01:20:51 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:22:35 am
That's related to writing, you're still just spelling out words.Written language is a pretty poor standard for communication anyway. There's absolutely no way to see sarcasm, unless it's extremely obvious. Every other method has some way to detect what the other person is feeling.
Morse.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:25:47 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:28:03 am
The spelling is just with sound. The beeps of morse code are identical to one another, only being discerned by how long they are and the position of other beeps. As many have said: "It dosen't matter what you say, so much as how you say it."With writing, it's basically the same, only with letters instead of beeps.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 01:28:58 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:31:16 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:33:20 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:42:22 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:45:23 am
Post by: Retro on July 13, 2010, 01:45:42 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 01:48:35 am
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Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 01:48:55 am
That being said, I'm not really sure if his post has any point? Because I can only think of two really different "methods": spoken language and written language. So saying "no other language" is a pretty unsurprising thing there. It's like saying, "Okay, here I have a red box and a blue box; every other box except the red box is blue." Well, if you had 10000 blue boxes and 1 red box, that would be pretty impressive, that so many were blue; but otherwise it is not that impressive.
Unless you include kind of weird communications, like pictographs. Okay, I guess you could say that pictographs let you detect feelings through the brush strokes or whatnot, like handwriting analysis... but then, technically, written language also has that. Or I guess you could say "Well, if he draws a picture of a bear, I can tell he's frightened"; but you can make the same argument for someone typing "OH GOD I'M BEING MAULED BY A BEAR".
And there are many of these kind of "methods" that don't let you know what the other person is feeling; for example, a fire-of-Amon-Din-style communication - if the bonfire is lit, then you know Gondor calls for aid, but you don't know what the other person is feeling - and again the assumed "the other person is scared" can also be conveyed through "fires of amn din r lit, tell theoden, am v. scared, p.s. wut r u wearing".
tl;dr 1. CoF can use whatever meaning of "another method" he wants, so arguing over the meaning is pointless
2. Okay, maybe writing is the only method that doesn't let you convey feelings, but speaking seems to be the only method that lets you convey feelings, apparently, so really that's not much of a statement
3. If there are more than 2 methods, could you give an example of "another method"? Preferably, more than one?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 01:50:47 am
El Org
1. dwarfdude2
2. Diabolical
3. Com
4. smjjones (annoying flippy flopper)
5. Tradingmybattles
6. Ditto
7. LIGHTfill
8. Zaithemaster
9. My Mall
10. ToonyMan the Awesomenator nacho machine
11. Jesusman
12. olmman
13. Sharppoint
14. CROWN OF AWESOME
15. 1d6
16. zcarl13 (annoying flopper too)
17. Cheetar
18. Major Mask
19. Simon the digger
Kefka Palazzo
1. Kapa
2. WoodBlobFish
4. Sollitude
5. CJmydog
6. warhammer40000
7. Dimenionwarrior
8. crazyeyeballguy
9. Roland
10. austriliantrix
11. pullfar
12. Squints
13. Sanji
14. Strife26 (he's in the army dude)
15. Nostglia
16. Brock Samson
17. CPU
18. Buggy the clown (who is voting a clown heheh)
Uses cheatcodes to beat their vidja james/plays on babytourist mode to have even the slightest chance of winning
1. Balrog
2. Tack you don't have two votes
19-18
Please tell me of any mistakes.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 13, 2010, 01:51:30 am
WHAT IS THIS.
I voted for Kefka.
Post by: Retro on July 13, 2010, 01:52:22 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 13, 2010, 01:52:36 am
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 01:53:20 am
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 01:54:10 am
18. Buggy the clown (who is voting a clown heheh)
I am a fan of affably evil clowns.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 01:54:20 am
It is broken!
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 01:54:28 am
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → b a sel start.-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .. ... / -... . - - . .-. / - .... .- -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .. ... / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .- -. -.. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. .-.-.-.. / .- --. .-. . . .-.-.-
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 01:54:37 am
I voted Kefka a while back. That ties it temporarily, I believe.Nostigia
I voted for Kefka too.Dimensionwarrior
My name has had one of its e's severed.Cheeetar
Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 01:54:52 am
THE OTHER ONE, I VOTE FOR THE OTHER ONE
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 01:55:50 am
But I would have to say that, overall, communication methods should be judged by how convinent, flexable, and empathetic they are. These areas do not have to be mutualy exclucive, but they can be. Like morse. Morse gives almost no empathetic connection, nor is it very convinent. What it does have is extreme flexibility. You can do morse with a great deal of things. Typing, like above, works well. So does the original morse method. A flashlight can be used for morse. Anything that produces a visual or audio effect that can be active and unactive can be used to convey morse code, come to think of it.
And I voted for Kefka.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 01:57:01 am
And I voted for Kefka.Woodblobfish
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 01:58:06 am
Shouting from a really long distance away.
Grainy telephone with voice distorter.
Also, I doesn't play on babytourist modes, I'll have you know. So I vote for kefka.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 01:59:07 am
But I would have to say that, overall, communication methods should be judged by how convinent, flexable, and empathetic they are. These areas do not have to be mutualy exclucive, but they can be. Like morse. Morse gives almost no empathetic connection, nor is it very convinent. What it does have is extreme flexibility. You can do morse with a great deal of things. Typing, like above, works well. So does the original morse method. A flashlight can be used for morse. Anything that produces a visual or audio effect that can be active and unactive can be used to convey morse code, come to think of it.Wait, what? When did we start talking about judging communication methods? I thought we were originally talking about how emotion is conveyed...
Also, Tack, it's "semaphore".
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 02:01:58 am
Wood Blobs give almost no EXP. I certainly can't fish for them, either.
Woodblobfish
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 02:02:20 am
Semaphore is just using flags as letters, though I do agree with shouting and voice distortion. Though voice distortion nowadays is mostly going to be specifically meant to mask the speaker.
Also, you know you're a nerd when you use LotR in a discussion about communication methods.
14. CROWN OF AWESOME8)
Post by: Retro on July 13, 2010, 02:06:27 am
Wood Blobs give almost no EXP. I certainly can't fish for them, either.
Woodblobfish
How I woodblob for fish?
Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 02:10:54 am
Pictographs aren't all that weird, they were used for a long time, and several languages used writing systems based around pictures.I meant "weird" as in uncommon nowadays.
You can't really convey ideas such as sarcasm by any means other than speech.Indeed. So, in truth, no other method than speech conveys emotion... (except, of course, in certain cases, like if you were to type "I am sad" - but generally.)
Semaphore is just using flags as letters, though I do agree with shouting and voice distortion. Though voice distortion nowadays is mostly going to be specifically meant to mask the speaker.It was my understanding that semaphore had a lot of signals, like some flags would mean "help", etc... in this manner it would be much similar to the bonfire alert system that I proposed, in that it would have a limited set of signals that would be for emergency help and stuff, and not be able to convey emotion...
Also, you know you're a nerd when you use LotR in a discussion about communication methods.:P
Post by: nenjin on July 13, 2010, 02:12:59 am
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 02:14:22 am
Pictographs aren't all that weird, they were used for a long time, and several languages used writing systems based around pictures. Pictures can carry many meanings though, while writing is much more specific. You can tell when somebody is awed by something rather easily in writing, but not so much in drawings, especially in simple pictograms, though in drawings you can usually tell quite a bit more. You can't really convey ideas such as sarcasm by any means other than speech.
Semaphore is just using flags as letters, though I do agree with shouting and voice distortion. Though voice distortion nowadays is mostly going to be specifically meant to mask the speaker.
Also, you know you're a nerd when you use LotR in a discussion about communication methods.14. CROWN OF AWESOME8)
1. Got mixed up with Sophomore. Sorrah.
2. Yeah, Crown. I'm sure there's absolutely No Way to understand sarcasm through text. Not even if someone makes it Completely Obvious, it just can't be done.
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 02:15:06 am
Sarcasm is impossible through text.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 02:16:36 am
You're so right, man.
Sarcasm is impossible through text.
I see what you did there.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 02:16:47 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 02:23:22 am
I'm not trying to say that sarcasm is impossible in text, it's just harder to convey it unless you're being really obvious.
Also, if I don't make sense, it's probably due to the time, I should probably be asleep right now.
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 03:39:42 am
Kefka Palazzo
1. Kapa
2. WoodBlobFish
4. Sollitude
5. CJmydog
6. warhammer40000
7. Dimenionwarrior
8. crazyeyeballguy
9. Roland
10. austriliantrix
11. pullfar
12. Squints
13. Sanji
14. Strife26 (he's in the army dude)
15. Nostglia
16. Brock Samson
17. CPU
18. Buggy the clown (who is voting a clown heheh)
Please tell me of any mistakes.
Kefka eats tacos for breakfast!
Vote Kefka!
Vote Kefka!
Kefka!If I voted I should be on the list, I am not on the list. Obviously I would be on the list if I voted, so I couldn't possibly have voted, and if I HAD voted then I ©3|27λ!~£Ψ wouldn't have voted for Kefka!!!
Hmmm, needs more work, I think that could still be taken seriously if someone was desperate enough...
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 03:43:00 am
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 03:43:57 am
©3|27λ!~£Ψ
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A COPYRIGHT WITH POUNDS AND CRAZY MATH/SCIENCE TERMS???
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 03:46:46 am
needs more emphasis, I might have looked up CPU's stats if it was...
P.N.S.
I didn't think taking things too far would be complete without a dash of the hated leet. I translates to 'certainly'...
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 03:51:01 am
Post by: Aqizzar on July 13, 2010, 04:06:45 am
Wait, nevermind, it's there. I'll leave the picture anyway. Kefka is not amused. Kefka is never amused.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 04:10:44 am
Oh, umm, there isn't a CPU that voted? I just kind of figured that it was a login that I hadn't noticed...
You voted and he wrote your name down as CPU. It was a pun.
Post by: Il Palazzo on July 13, 2010, 04:28:32 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 04:34:51 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:36:23 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 05:07:30 am
Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.My name isn't punny, it's just awesome.
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 05:09:20 am
And I was in the non-voters and I kinda don't want to be anymore.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 05:26:21 am
I didn't get a punny name.I guess he didn't want to be too tacky.
And I was in the non-voters and I kinda don't want to be anymore.
Post by: Rose on July 13, 2010, 05:32:43 am
but I don't know if I wanna see El Org unite with Kefka
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 06:30:17 am
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 07:20:00 am
Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.So... what was my punny name?
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2010, 07:46:46 am
Post by: Phmcw on July 13, 2010, 08:02:03 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 08:55:09 am
I think it was Pullfar.Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.So... what was my punny name?
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2010, 08:56:27 am
I think it was Pullfar.Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.So... what was my punny name?
Well, what was mine?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 08:57:14 am
Jesusman I think.I think it was Pullfar.Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.So... what was my punny name?
Well, what was mine?
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2010, 08:58:41 am
Jesusman I think.I think it was Pullfar.Vote counters need a little fun every once in a while. I gave most people punny names but nobody seems to notice hehehe.So... what was my punny name?
Well, what was mine?
What. I was born a few years after Jesus died, man.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 09:02:09 am
Post by: Josephus on July 13, 2010, 09:04:10 am
On another note: I take it El Org won? Because that race was some tight shit right there.
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 09:04:58 am
Post by: Heron TSG on July 13, 2010, 09:45:27 am
I'm never gonna give you up!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 13, 2010, 10:01:12 am
(http://i31.tinypic.com/51oha0.jpg)
Terra... I am dissapoint
Post by: smjjames on July 13, 2010, 10:30:52 am
My vote is still El Org.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 13, 2010, 11:50:51 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2010, 11:54:29 am
My vote remains for El Org.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 13, 2010, 11:54:51 am
El Org, then.
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 11:55:37 am
Post by: Rolan7 on July 13, 2010, 12:02:00 pm
My vote remains for Kefka.
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 12:05:00 pm
I can just imagine Kefka backhanding a mexican penguin, with a completely straight face. It's a silly thought.So can I. But only if he proceeded to mutate it into a horrible monster then kill it.
Post by: Virex on July 13, 2010, 12:16:33 pm
Post by: Cecilff2 on July 13, 2010, 12:19:11 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 12:25:08 pm
On the hero's speeches: "This is sickening! You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet! Prepare yourselves!
On burning down a submarine/castle(witch explains "son of a submariner". There is an ocean. Of sand.): "Run run or you'll be well done!"
Complaints to minions: "Ahem. There's SAND on my boots"
Self-explanatory: "I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!"
Unrelated, but when you rescue a character while disguised as an imperial soldier: "Aren't you a little short for a soldier?"
Post by: Myroc on July 13, 2010, 01:09:45 pm
Kefka.
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 02:04:46 pm
On burning down a submarine/castle(witch explains "son of a submariner". There is an ocean. Of sand.)
Huh. You know, I never got that. Also :
"Wait, he said. Do I look like a waiter?"
"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"
Post by: Armok on July 13, 2010, 03:20:33 pm
((thas a vote for Org.))
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 03:31:25 pm
I didn't get a punny name.EVERYBODY DID, LOOK FOR SOMETHING SHARP
Post by: Cheddarius on July 13, 2010, 03:33:59 pm
La OrgitaAkshuly it's a vote for little Org.
((thas a vote for Org.))
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 03:51:46 pm
1. dwarfdude2 (dwarfguy2)
2. Diabolical (Diablous)
3. Com (Org)
4. smjjones (smjjames)
5. Tradingmybattles (Tradanbattlan)
6. Ditto (ein)
7. LIGHTfill (SHAD0Wdump)
8. Zaithemaster (Zai)
9. My Mall (Remalle)
10. ToonyMan the Awesomenator nacho machine (ToonyMan)
11. Jesusman (Josephus)
12. olmman (Jreengus)
13. Sharppoint (Tack)
14. CROWN OF AWESOME (CrownofFire)
15. 1d6 (Nirur Torir)
16. zcarl13 (zchris13)
17. Cheetar (Cheeetar)
18. Major Mask (Criptfeind)
19. Simon the digger (quinnr)
20. Sharp Cheese (Cheddarius)
21. Sinistar (Barbar the Seal God)
22. God of Blood (Armok)
Kefka Palazzo
1. Kapa (Japa)
2. WoodBlobFish (MetalSlimeHunt)
4. Sollitude (Solifuge)
5. CJmydog (CJ1145)
6. warhammer40000 (warhammer651)
7. Dimenionwarrior (Realmfighter)
8. crazyeyeballguy (Jervous)
9. Roland (Rolan7)
10. austriliantrix (aurixdarastrix)
11. pullfar (dragnar)
12. Squints (Luke_Prowler)
13. Sanji (Zangi)
14. Strife26 (Strife26)
15. Nostalgia (Retro)
16. Brock Samson (Aqizzar)
17. CPU (RAM)
18. Buggy the clown (kinseti)
19. Black Mage (nenjin)
20. Mad Dwarf (Il Palazzo)
21. keyboardbashing (Phmcw)
22. oldworm (Soadreqm)
23. Virex (Virex)
24. Dark Knight (Cecilff2)
25. Lord of Evil (Myroc)
Uses cheatcodes to beat their vidja james/plays on babytourist mode to have even the slightest chance of winning
1. Balrog (Aklyon)
2. Tack you don't have two votes (Tack)
3. Rickrolling Sinistar (Barbar the Seal God)
22-25
Please tell me of any mistakes.
DAY ENDS IN ABOUT 3 HOURS
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 03:59:36 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 04:00:48 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:01:08 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 13, 2010, 04:01:22 pm
NOOOO! GO EL ORG! GO EL ORG! GO EL ORG!
SHUT YOUR TACO HOLE YOU TACO FILLED SON OF A TACO.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:04:01 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 04:05:42 pm
The day ends at 8:00 PM EST? Ah well, time matters not now that Kefka is coming closer to destroying the universe.Yes it does WoodBlobFish.
quick! toony, is it legal for the participants to set up adds advertising this begging people to vote el org on other sites or, failing that, your sig?No.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:06:29 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:08:06 pm
Behold, Step One!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 04:13:01 pm
Post by: Org on July 13, 2010, 04:13:41 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:17:00 pm
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 04:19:16 pm
Heritics!
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
Aren't we both dead?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:20:03 pm
Heritics!
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
Aren't we both dead?
..................
Heritic!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:20:11 pm
Heritics!dwarfguy2 stabs metalslimehunt in the head!
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
the sword breaks the brain!
all motor nerves has been severed!
all sensor nerves have been severed!
many tendons are broken!
the sword is lodged firmly in the wound!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 13, 2010, 04:20:21 pm
CJ eviscerates MetalSlimeHunt's ectoplasmic upper body!
It is mangled!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:21:23 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 04:21:25 pm
Heritics!
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
Aren't we both dead?
..................
Heritic!
Find a way to revive us, and I will fight.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:21:34 pm
Post by: Myroc on July 13, 2010, 04:22:43 pm
Heritics!
MetalSlimeHunt punches Diabolus's left eye!
It is bruised!
Aren't we both dead?
..................
Heritic!
Find a way to revive us, and I will fight.
How fortunate that I know necromancy.
Diablous has risen as a zombie!
MetalSlimeHunt has risen as a zombie!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:24:04 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:24:28 pm
Find a way to revive us, and I will fight.
You cannot trick me! That would be creating, opposite of all Kefka's comm-
Quote from: Myroc
How fortunate that I know necromancy.
Diablous has risen as a zombie!
MetalSlimeHunt has risen as a zombie!
BRAAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSS.....
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 04:26:38 pm
How fortunate that I know necromancy.
Diablous has risen as a zombie!
MetalSlimeHunt has risen as a zombie!
I was kinda hoping to be a living breathing huma-BRAAAAAAINNNNSSSSSS....
Post by: Myroc on July 13, 2010, 04:32:06 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 04:35:00 pm
My work here is done. Now go make me a sandwich, minions.
Braaaaaaiiininnnnnnnnssssssss......
MetalSlimeHunt's Zombie bites Myroc's head!
The skin is ripped away!
The skull is fractured!
Post by: Myroc on July 13, 2010, 04:35:41 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 13, 2010, 04:36:22 pm
the head flies off in a bloody arc!
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 04:46:52 pm
quick! toony, is it legal for the participants to set up adds advertising this begging people to vote el org on other sites or, failing that, your sig?I'm surprised so many people support Org here. Why would someone from a different forum care? They have no idea who Org is.
Post by: nenjin on July 13, 2010, 04:51:41 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 13, 2010, 04:55:24 pm
... I'm loving it.
Who would have thought that a fight between such dissimilar characters would be so incredibly close?
Post by: Heron TSG on July 13, 2010, 04:56:06 pm
I'm surprised so many people support Org here.I'm not. Org is cool.
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 13, 2010, 05:00:09 pm
Ahem...I'm surprised so many people support El Org here.I'm not. El Org is cool.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 05:22:03 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 05:22:48 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 05:26:25 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 05:26:44 pm
Dragnar also shot me in the heart.Hey, at least I didn't use the old version's combat system. Then it would have pierced ALL your organs.
Edit: Also, this is Kefka's response to a cult forming around him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 05:27:32 pm
Did you really expect members of a newly formed nihilist cult dedicated to Kefka Palazzo to just stand by and watch other people win at anything?
No.
Dragnar also shot me in the heart.Hey, at least I didn't use the old version's combat system. Then it would have pierced ALL your organs.
I'm still not thrilled about my heart being broken.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 05:28:17 pm
Hey, at least I didn't use the old version's combat system. Then it would have pierced ALL your organs.
Or gotten both his ears without harming the brain.
Post by: Tack on July 13, 2010, 06:29:55 pm
Can I change my vote to Palazzo, though?
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 06:34:24 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 06:45:23 pm
Why do we keep using his last name? Is there another Kefka?No, but there is definitely another Palazzo. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=15125)
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 06:46:54 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 07:41:02 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 07:42:59 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 07:44:40 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 13, 2010, 07:46:06 pm
Hey! Get back here and confirm Kefka's destruction of reality!
It's too early to destroy reality. He can do that if he reaches the finals and wins.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 07:49:34 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 07:52:29 pm
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 07:55:33 pm
Just change the voting and don't worry about counting.
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 07:56:50 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 13, 2010, 08:01:40 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 13, 2010, 08:20:41 pm
Or when some fool dares eliminate him.Hey! Get back here and confirm Kefka's destruction of reality!
It's too early to destroy reality. He can do that if he reaches the finals and wins.
Post by: Retro on July 13, 2010, 09:40:35 pm
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 10:28:53 pm
(Barbar the Seal God)I thought that it was spelled Babar...
Ozymandias is a metaphor for everyone losing forever, which is tough to beat, but the wikipedia artical for dancouga has the line "the school was closed due to destruction" which makes it a tough competitor too. I cop out and vote for Sean Connery and Roger Moore combining into Super-Bond and dismantling Dancouga before it can be built, and defeating Ozymandias by proving that a character can just keep going on forever...
Post by: smjjames on July 13, 2010, 10:46:55 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 13, 2010, 10:57:00 pm
I don't think we need a bunch of japanese giant robots, so, I vote King Ozymandias.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 10:59:16 pm
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 11:05:20 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 13, 2010, 11:07:12 pm
You too can vote for Super-Bond, now is the time for the bizarre to win. Come forth, ye randoms, and unite!
No.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 13, 2010, 11:14:45 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 13, 2010, 11:16:40 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 13, 2010, 11:17:21 pm
Post by: ein on July 13, 2010, 11:18:54 pm
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 11:19:16 pm
Ozymandias is a metaphor for everyone losing forever, which is tough to beat, but the wikipedia artical for dancouga has the line "the school was closed due to destruction" which makes it a tough competitor too. I cop out and vote for Sean Connery and Roger Moore combining into Super-Bond and dismantling Dancouga before it can be built, and defeating Ozymandias by proving that a character can just keep going on forever...
Post by: smjjames on July 13, 2010, 11:19:28 pm
Just in case those that voted before Toonyman posted don't count.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 13, 2010, 11:19:46 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 13, 2010, 11:20:03 pm
Post by: Retro on July 13, 2010, 11:22:35 pm
-snip-
There's no need to quote-plug yourself, we all read fine :\
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 11:27:52 pm
*This advertisement brought to you by MetalSlimeHunt Inc. Ozymandias is copyright under MSHInc. by way of the Historical Figure Corporate Reclamation Act of 2032. Unauthorized use of Ozymandias will be prosecuted under the fullest extent of United States and International Law.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 13, 2010, 11:37:42 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 11:38:33 pm
Plagiarism time!
Look upon the works of Ozymandias, Ye mortals, and despair!*
*We totally stole from MSHInc. Bring it on we've got the lawyers.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 13, 2010, 11:48:00 pm
We totally stole from MSHInc. Bring it on we've got the lawyers.
What did I just legalbabble at you? That historical figure is the retroactive property of MSHInc. just give up now and we'll only have you executed for this breach of copyright. If you take this to court we'll be out for the Genetic Criminalization Penalty. Do you really want to have everyone you are geneticly related to executed for your foolishness?
Post by: Phantom on July 13, 2010, 11:57:39 pm
Then again, I moved my company HQ to Tijuana, so screw your US Law! And technically I am a clone of you. Along with Karnewarrior, RAM, and Vester, you have your DNA in me.We totally stole from MSHInc. Bring it on we've got the lawyers.
What did I just legalbabble at you? That historical figure is the retroactive property of MSHInc. just give up now and we'll only have you executed for this breach of copyright. If you take this to court we'll be out for the Genetic Criminalization Penalty. Do you really want to have everyone you are geneticly related to executed for your foolishness?
Now stop issuing me ultimatums, or I shall be forced to call upon the greater powers of the Federales, Drug Cartels and my PMCs to hunt you down.
Post by: Zai on July 13, 2010, 11:57:54 pm
DancougaI have a feeling we will be the only 2 who will be voting for Dancouga.
Post by: RAM on July 13, 2010, 11:59:50 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 14, 2010, 12:01:44 am
I am willing to die for a worthy genocide...Then again Toady One contributed to the creation of Footkerchief's creation, and later Footkerchief contributed to the creation of Vester, who is in turn a twin-clone of you...
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 12:05:21 am
Post by: Phantom on July 14, 2010, 12:06:48 am
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 12:08:11 am
Post by: Rolan7 on July 14, 2010, 12:10:27 am
Ozymandius The monument to non-existence.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 12:13:52 am
Then again, I moved my company HQ to Tijuana, so screw your US Law! And technically I am a clone of you. Along with Karnewarrior, RAM, and Vester, you have your DNA in me.
Now stop issuing me ultimatums, or I shall be forced to call upon the greater powers of the Federales, Drug Cartels and my PMCs to hunt you down.
MSHInc. has been cleared by the United Nations. Due to the Compulsory Globalization Act, being under the jurisdiction of the United States means having jurisdiction everywhere. I really love how you are threating me with the Cartels. They are but shambles of their former selves since MSHInc. was cleared to sell their products. They only make any money in villages where they can suppress outside products. As for your cute little PMC's? Bring it on.
Also:
Quote from: The Genetic Crime Act, Section 6c
In addition, any person who seeks the Genetic Death Penalty for another is considered exepted from the punishment in the event it would be applied to them.
Post by: zchris13 on July 14, 2010, 12:15:16 am
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 12:18:11 am
Which King Ozymandias are we talking about? The ancient Egyptian king that the poem was made about (we had to read it for English class), or the forum game made by that lazy butt koala person? Either way, I vote King Ozymandias.It doesn't really matter. Either way his works make the mighty despair.
Ozymandius, King of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard, FTW.
Post by: Phantom on July 14, 2010, 12:23:01 am
*Snrk*Then again, I moved my company HQ to Tijuana, so screw your US Law! And technically I am a clone of you. Along with Karnewarrior, RAM, and Vester, you have your DNA in me.
Now stop issuing me ultimatums, or I shall be forced to call upon the greater powers of the Federales, Drug Cartels and my PMCs to hunt you down.
MSHInc. has been cleared by the United Nations. Due to the Compulsory Globalization Act, being under the jurisdiction of the United States means having jurisdiction everywhere. I really love how you are threating me with the Cartels. They are but shambles of their former selves since MSHInc. was cleared to sell their products. They only make any money in villages where they can suppress outside products. As for your cute little PMC's? Bring it on.
Also:Quote from: The Genetic Crime Act, Section 6cIn addition, any person who seeks the Genetic Death Penalty for another is considered exepted from the punishment in the event it would be applied to them.
HA!
You have had no idea that I have paid off your Asian, African, European and South American branches to work for my PMC? They get more pay than you would get in 6 decades now!
Oh and you know what? NATO (Excluding USA) and the renewed Warsaw Pact countries are on my payroll right? I pay them in rough diamonds straight out of the mines of your former Africa branch!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 12:43:23 am
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 12:48:25 am
Post by: Nikov on July 14, 2010, 12:54:09 am
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 12:59:25 am
Post by: Phantom on July 14, 2010, 01:01:36 am
And you forgot about my ability to send endless waves of cheap infantry! Currently the whole South American branch is headed to burn down the USA right away! And my silver-tounge son-of-a-bitch twin talked part of your north american branch to hand me the Ozymandias Copyrights!
(And my vote for him still stands.)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 01:05:21 am
Also sad face at El Org not wining.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 01:10:59 am
Well, you've officaly expended my ability to create a Plutocratic Dystopic setting. I really do think the offical name for 115 should be Elerium, though.
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 01:38:00 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 01:40:58 am
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 01:47:44 am
Post by: ein on July 14, 2010, 01:52:24 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 01:54:19 am
Never mind I don't want to know.
Post by: quinnr on July 14, 2010, 01:56:27 am
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 01:57:50 am
Let the spice flow.
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 02:04:55 am
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 14, 2010, 02:27:01 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 14, 2010, 04:29:39 am
Post by: Retro on July 14, 2010, 04:56:51 am
Post by: Myroc on July 14, 2010, 05:10:28 am
No seriously. We should just declare his victory right now.
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 05:31:16 am
I think 'sandworm' has more votes then Dancouga now.THIS. This is what we want!
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 14, 2010, 05:48:44 am
Can we replace Dancouga with sandworm?I think 'sandworm' has more votes then Dancouga now.THIS. This is what we want!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 14, 2010, 07:28:48 am
ozymandias, cuz he has a cooler name.
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 07:38:26 am
Thinking on it, the less precedents, the better.Can we replace Dancouga with sandworm?I think 'sandworm' has more votes then Dancouga now.THIS. This is what we want!
Post by: warhammer651 on July 14, 2010, 08:01:11 am
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 09:21:32 am
Ozymandias has clearly won this one since Dancouga only has a few compared to the many of Ozymandias.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 14, 2010, 09:49:43 am
Dancouga: "DOES NOT COMPUTE.... [explodes]"
Advantage: Ozzy.
Post by: Diablous on July 14, 2010, 10:31:04 am
Post by: Armok on July 14, 2010, 01:08:33 pm
Post by: ILikePie on July 14, 2010, 01:11:49 pm
Post by: Org on July 14, 2010, 01:26:29 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 14, 2010, 01:29:34 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 14, 2010, 01:31:40 pm
Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair! :D
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 14, 2010, 01:47:32 pm
(http://fsn.seorinwastaken.com/gilA01a-F.png)
Mongrels!
You dare to think that any of you could defeat a king!?
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 14, 2010, 01:48:14 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 01:49:06 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 14, 2010, 01:59:44 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 14, 2010, 02:08:35 pm
...Do I sense another team-up? :D
Post by: Zai on July 14, 2010, 02:09:13 pm
I say that we replace Dancouga with sandworm. Sandworm has more votes than him right now.Before PTTG changed his vote, Dancouga and sandworm were tied for votes.
Post by: ein on July 14, 2010, 02:11:53 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 14, 2010, 02:57:12 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 14, 2010, 03:36:57 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 14, 2010, 03:59:01 pm
(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/195/a/c/sandworm_by_Hagrimm.png)
(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/195/d/d/hooks_are_for_sissies_by_Hagrimm.png)
Ozymandias, wielding a sandworm.
Post by: Jervous on July 14, 2010, 04:02:02 pm
Post by: Solifuge on July 14, 2010, 04:03:05 pm
Ozymandias, wielding a sandworm.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
P.S. Chalk me up for Ozy.
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 14, 2010, 04:05:08 pm
Post by: Armok on July 14, 2010, 04:26:34 pm
Post by: ChairmanPoo on July 14, 2010, 04:38:32 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 14, 2010, 05:18:47 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 14, 2010, 05:20:18 pm
Post by: Qmarx on July 14, 2010, 06:56:32 pm
Watchmen sucked
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 07:04:41 pm
Moving on, who the hell is Redmond?
No clue, even wikipedia is no help (besides it being the name of a couple cities and is a last name), and a google search would be futile without more information. So, Gilgamesh would win by default.
Besides Gilgamesh is a friggin god or is a demigod in the vein of Hercules.
Edit: Gilgamesh was an actual king, but is a demigod in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 07:08:33 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 07:10:22 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 07:11:00 pm
I would vote for those nails.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 07:13:40 pm
It came up when searching for Redmond.
I would vote for those nails to be burned until they went back to the pits of hell from which they came.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 07:15:01 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 07:16:23 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 07:16:44 pm
Post by: ein on July 14, 2010, 07:37:04 pm
Not the Babylonian folk hero, sorry guys.
So I'm going to abstain from this until we know who Redmond is.
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 07:40:57 pm
For the record, this (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh) is the Gilgamesh in the competition.
Not the Babylonian folk hero, sorry guys.
So I'm going to abstain from this until we know who Redmond is.
It pretty much follows the Epic of Gilgamesh and that guy is a demigod, so... yea.
Anyways, I agree with you, if we don't get more info on who Redmond is, Gilgamesh is probably going to win by default.
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 07:45:19 pm
So I'm going to abstain from this until we know who Redmond is.Redmond is in charge of RED team, from TF2. He is the boss of the deadliest mercs around, and they would make short work of Gilgamesh, legendary swords or not.
Post by: Cheeetar on July 14, 2010, 07:47:32 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 14, 2010, 08:01:04 pm
Disregarding the questionable accuracy of your statement, If Redmond gets his mercs then Gilgamesh gets his army.So I'm going to abstain from this until we know who Redmond is.Redmond is in charge of RED team, from TF2. He is the boss of the deadliest mercs around, and they would make short work of Gilgamesh, legendary swords or not.
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 08:03:51 pm
Disregarding the questionable accuracy of your statement, If Redmond gets his mercs then Gilgamesh gets his army.So I'm going to abstain from this until we know who Redmond is.Redmond is in charge of RED team, from TF2. He is the boss of the deadliest mercs around, and they would make short work of Gilgamesh, legendary swords or not.
If that is true, then how about the allies of any other participant in this tournament? How about Mothra teamed with Godzilla? Pikachu teamed with Squirtle (or any of Ash's pokemon, or all of them even)?
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 08:13:32 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 08:13:47 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 14, 2010, 08:39:03 pm
Redmond's case is a bit different though. All he has is his money, and the mercs he hired with it. Without them, he's an old man who is technically dead for part of every day.But Gilgamesh's main asset is his possessions. Which include his subjects.
Of course it doesn't really matter considering that his swords are like an auto-shotgun that shoots cruise missiles.
Post by: nenjin on July 14, 2010, 08:43:00 pm
I'd say he has more than just his possessions. Moxy, no sense of self-preservation and good lungs, to name a few.
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 08:47:15 pm
For the record, this (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh) is the Gilgamesh in the competition....Just read that link. I thought this was the one from final fantasy, wielder of 9 legendary swords.(well,8 and excalipoor) He's also a bumbling idiot.
Not the Babylonian folk hero, sorry guys.
Doesn't change my vote. The spy would backstab him while the others served as a distraction. Insta-kill!
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 08:56:14 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 14, 2010, 09:13:28 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 14, 2010, 09:15:02 pm
For the record, this (http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Gilgamesh) is the Gilgamesh in the competition....Just read that link. I thought this was the one from final fantasy, wielder of 9 legendary swords.(well,8 and excalipoor) He's also a bumbling idiot.
Not the Babylonian folk hero, sorry guys.
Doesn't change my vote. The spy would backstab him while the others served as a distraction. Insta-kill!
*sigh* I have to vote for Gilgamesh because Redmond sounds lame, but as an aside....nothing kills these competitions for me more than anime characters.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 09:15:44 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 09:20:44 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 09:22:56 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 09:23:30 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 14, 2010, 09:24:11 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 09:25:17 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 09:26:43 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 09:30:30 pm
DAY ENDS 1 DAY FROM NOW
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 09:32:51 pm
Oh wait, isn't that Marduk? Anyways, Gilgamesh, whether its referring to the Sumerian King, the demi-god, or the anime character (who is also a demi-god).
Edit: I fail at mythology, Marduk is actually Babylonian and was the Babylonain analogue to Zeus.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 09:34:45 pm
Post by: Org on July 14, 2010, 09:36:53 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 09:42:26 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 09:46:08 pm
Post by: subject name here on July 14, 2010, 09:46:19 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 09:46:30 pm
Post by: ein on July 14, 2010, 09:47:51 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 14, 2010, 09:48:16 pm
Gilgamesh. All the way.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 09:56:54 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 09:59:00 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 14, 2010, 09:59:17 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 10:00:26 pm
Gilgamesh.
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 10:02:13 pm
Oh right Redmond the guy that dies everyday.Come to think of it... does that mean he automatically loses? All Gilgamesh has to do is wait a while and he wins by default.
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 10:02:48 pm
Oh right Redmond the guy that dies everyday.Come to think of it... does that mean he automatically loses? All Gilgamesh has to do is wait a while and he wins by default.
Yea......
Plus I'm not even seeing a single vote for Redmond, everybody else has had at least one from the start, even Dancouga did.
Post by: Jreengus on July 14, 2010, 10:05:31 pm
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 10:06:04 pm
Would've been cool if he was FF though.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 10:06:19 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Look at that fucking beard!
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 10:07:44 pm
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 10:11:03 pm
Post by: Jreengus on July 14, 2010, 10:13:11 pm
Can someone link me to the whole thing about Redmond dying every day and getting revived? I'm just curious about the character.Actually it's Blutarch who dies every day but since him and Redmond are both on identical machines it can be assumed he dies too.
http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/ (http://www.teamfortress.com/loosecanon/)
Post by: Rose on July 14, 2010, 10:22:41 pm
Post by: Retro on July 14, 2010, 10:25:56 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 10:26:34 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 14, 2010, 10:28:05 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 10:30:54 pm
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 10:36:53 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 10:38:03 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 10:39:02 pm
Post by: Zai on July 14, 2010, 10:44:33 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 10:44:56 pm
Argh, when people change their vote it takes twice as long.
How hard can it be? Just open two tabs, one to the thread and one to the vote post. Then go through the posts and edit the vote post as needed. It can't take that long.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 14, 2010, 10:46:38 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 10:47:42 pm
It's not hard at all.Argh, when people change their vote it takes twice as long.
How hard can it be? Just open two tabs, one to the thread and one to the vote post. Then go through the posts and edit the vote post as needed. It can't take that long.
Post by: Jreengus on July 14, 2010, 10:49:22 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 10:51:11 pm
It's easy but takes longer than if you made up your mind WoodBlobFish.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 10:52:17 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 10:54:08 pm
I have never once changed my vote or fished for wood blobs.Where did I say that? I was just answering what you said with a referral thing at the end WoodBlobFish.
Post by: Jreengus on July 14, 2010, 10:55:29 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Please ensure each vote change is properly recorded.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 14, 2010, 10:58:50 pm
My vote in the current combat is Redmond, as I was just visiting the city and it's pretty big. It's got Microsoft headquarters there, too, so I definitely figure on it winning; it's got cash on it's side.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 14, 2010, 10:59:37 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 14, 2010, 11:00:26 pm
Post by: Solifuge on July 14, 2010, 11:03:35 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 14, 2010, 11:04:41 pm
Quick note, I think that the chart should note Ozzy's win as "via sandworm" for future reference.Star of Creation that Splits Apart Heaven and Earth is classified as Anti-World.
My vote in the current combat is Redmond, as I was just visiting the city and it's pretty big. It's got Microsoft headquarters there, too, so I definitely figure on it winning; it's got cash on it's side.
Post by: RAM on July 14, 2010, 11:15:30 pm
Post by: Rilder on July 14, 2010, 11:31:19 pm
Redmond whoever he is probably wins.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 14, 2010, 11:34:11 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 14, 2010, 11:35:45 pm
Redmond whoever he is probably wins....Why? Gil is carrying a lightning wand in that picture, and has thrown robots around before!
Post by: Cheeetar on July 14, 2010, 11:36:56 pm
Post by: Tack on July 14, 2010, 11:39:32 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 14, 2010, 11:40:05 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 14, 2010, 11:55:13 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 14, 2010, 11:59:19 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 15, 2010, 12:08:36 am
Oh no a Bear ate PTTG??!!
only partially.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 15, 2010, 02:44:28 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 03:12:37 am
Post by: RAM on July 15, 2010, 03:16:01 am
Post by: Myroc on July 15, 2010, 04:09:42 am
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 15, 2010, 04:12:10 am
You have to admit though Redmond is the only guy who can lose the fight and still be alive.Unless his Not-Dyin'-Machine breaks.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 04:34:00 am
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 15, 2010, 08:17:57 am
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 08:19:31 am
The hell is a Redmond?
Voting for Gilgamesh.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 09:35:59 am
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 09:38:30 am
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 09:43:38 am
You have to admit though Redmond is the only guy who can lose the fight and still be alive.
All Gilgamesh has to do is either yank Redmond so hard that the wires snap and he gets disconnected from the machine or he otherwise disables the machine in any of a 1001 ways.
As I said before, it won't even be a fight at all.
Post by: Jervous on July 15, 2010, 09:45:50 am
Post by: PTTG?? on July 15, 2010, 09:47:04 am
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 09:48:02 am
Who's this wimpy guy you're talking about? I voted for the CITY of Redmond.
... But... how would...
Okay, still Gilgamesh.
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 10:54:09 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 15, 2010, 11:04:06 am
Who's this wimpy guy you're talking about? I voted for the CITY of Redmond.
... But... how would...
Okay, still Gilgamesh.
He has a point, how can you destroy a location? And all it takes is one building to fall...
Post by: Soadreqm on July 15, 2010, 11:06:47 am
Post by: Tack on July 15, 2010, 11:19:01 am
Read back. Right. I know which gilgamesh. My vote ain't changing.
Also that sandworm thing went a lot further than I thought. Nice picture.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 11:27:35 am
I bet Gilgamesh has destroyed a few locations over his travels. I mean, this is an anime character based on a mythological figure. He could wrestle the ocean and win.This rendition of Gilgamesh also has a weapon that is classified as anti-world. A city shouldn't be a problem.
Post by: Armok on July 15, 2010, 11:28:13 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 15, 2010, 11:44:27 am
But a location eh?I bet Gilgamesh has destroyed a few locations over his travels. I mean, this is an anime character based on a mythological figure. He could wrestle the ocean and win.This rendition of Gilgamesh also has a weapon that is classified as anti-world. A city shouldn't be a problem.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 11:50:02 am
I doubt that Scorched Crater, Redmond would be very interesting.But a location eh?I bet Gilgamesh has destroyed a few locations over his travels. I mean, this is an anime character based on a mythological figure. He could wrestle the ocean and win.This rendition of Gilgamesh also has a weapon that is classified as anti-world. A city shouldn't be a problem.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 15, 2010, 11:54:26 am
*Sob* *Sob*
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 12:02:40 pm
Hey, I am not interesting but I am alive....I just replied to you. I wouldn't have done that if you weren't interesting. And, I have no proof that you are alive. Freaking Fascist-Communist Government Conspiracy Alien Secret Society Necromancers.
*Sob* *Sob*
EDIT: Wait, just got your meaning. Scorched Craters aren't known for their vitality.
Post by: Qmarx on July 15, 2010, 04:21:42 pm
Redmond dies like Ran Cossack.
Victory: Gilgamesh (FF)
Post by: Heron TSG on July 15, 2010, 04:25:17 pm
While Gilgamesh is busy arguing with Gilgamesh about who has the more original golden armor, Gilgamesh sneaks into Gilgamesh's vault and takes Gilgamesh's swords for his own. Gilgamesh remembers he needs no swords and tears Gilgamesh limb from limb.Fix'd.
Victory: Gilgamesh (Epic of Gilgamesh)
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 04:27:41 pm
While Gilgamesh is busy arguing with Gilgamesh about who has the more original golden armor, Gilgamesh sneaks into Gilgamesh's vault and takes Gilgamesh's swords for his own.But you can't sneak into Gilgamesh's treasury. It no longer actually 'exists' in the sense of a place.
Redmond dies like Ran Cossack.
Victory: Gilgamesh (FF)
And yeah, I can see Gilgamesh rigging up some sort of automated spawnkilling weapon.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 04:29:13 pm
I like dem curb stomp battles. Voting ends in 2 hours I guess.
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 04:33:24 pm
Edit: Ninja'd by Toonyman, heh.
The next one ought to be interesting since it involves a sentient planet and a boss from a japanese game.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 04:36:05 pm
Gilgamesh wins, let's move on early today.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 15, 2010, 04:39:11 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 04:40:15 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 04:40:32 pm
Have (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot) some links (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Sakuya).
My vote goes to Sakuya, by the way.
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 04:43:25 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 04:44:08 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 04:45:19 pm
Going to abstain this round.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 15, 2010, 04:45:50 pm
i vote the planet!
Post by: PTTG?? on July 15, 2010, 04:46:50 pm
I vote for both of them to loose.
Post by: Aklyon on July 15, 2010, 04:47:36 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 04:48:15 pm
I would say Zonama Sekot on the account that Saukuya doesn't have any world destroying abilities or anything that could possibly harm a planet sized intelligence.
Gilgamesh however DOES have world destroying abilities/weapons, so that one is more up in the air than this one.
@PTTG, look at the damn links, Zonama Sekot is from Star Wars.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 04:48:57 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 04:49:29 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 04:50:16 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 04:50:52 pm
edit after seeing above edit:
For those who don't want to read some pages, Sakuya can manipulate time, which apparently also means manipulation of space.
And knives.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 15, 2010, 04:53:32 pm
I'm going to have to vote for Sakuya, because I've actually played those games.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 15, 2010, 04:54:07 pm
Post by: Org on July 15, 2010, 05:03:26 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 15, 2010, 05:16:19 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 05:18:11 pm
Also, this is why we need Dwarf with a Lever.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 15, 2010, 05:18:44 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 15, 2010, 05:23:28 pm
But you can't sneak into Gilgamesh's treasury. It no longer actually 'exists' in the sense of a place.You think that is gonna stop Gilgamesh? He's a dimension hopping idiot who can and will do ANYTHING for a legendary sword. Mere logic won't stop him so easily!
Sakuya. Stopping time + flight wins pretty much any fight. All she has to do is stop time, gather a ridiculous amount of explosives, and then scatter them around the planet. Sure it would take a while, but that doesn't mean much when no time passes for the rest of the universe.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 15, 2010, 05:31:48 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 05:33:02 pm
Read the page I linked. (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Sakuya)
edit after seeing above edit:
For those who don't want to read some pages, Sakuya can manipulate time, which apparently also means manipulation of space.
(http://sp4.fotolog.com/photo/36/63/1/poke_diamond/1225161587474_f.jpg)
Uhh...
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 05:34:20 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 05:35:08 pm
The question is, though, is it Ash's Pikachu, or a wild pikachu?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 15, 2010, 05:35:21 pm
Zonama Sekot
I dont know what a Zonama Sekot is, but whatever.
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Insert QuotePOEKEMON ARE NOTE STOPED!!!!1!1!!1
Do not bring stupid pokemon into this thread.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 05:36:33 pm
I dont know what a Zonama Sekot is, but whatever.
You people need to read more links. (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot)
Zonama Sekot is a sentient planet that wanders through space.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 05:39:40 pm
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 15, 2010, 05:42:03 pm
By stupid pokemon, I ment pokemon that are stupid, not that pokemon are stupid. Anything within the original 151 is fine by me.Fair enough. I find anything after the gold/silver gen stupid so I cant complain.
Post by: dragnar on July 15, 2010, 05:49:26 pm
Too late, pikachu is already a contestant.Super smash bros pikachu.
The question is, though, is it Ash's Pikachu, or a wild pikachu?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 15, 2010, 05:50:52 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 15, 2010, 05:53:15 pm
I officially change my vote to whichever one it is that isn't SWEU.
Furthermore, I propose that for ease of votekeeping, official votes are henceforth marked with GREEN GLOW, and that furthermore, changes to votes, in order to make them distinct from regular votes, be marked in RED GLOW.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 15, 2010, 05:53:43 pm
I think "Ash's pikachu" refers to the one in the anime. The one that AIMS FOR THE HORN OEMGEEZToo late, pikachu is already a contestant.Super smash bros pikachu.
The question is, though, is it Ash's Pikachu, or a wild pikachu?Red'sAsh's pikachu was the weakest Lv. 80 pokemon I've ever fought. Went down in one shot to a Lv. 70.
Oh, uh, just to be official
Sakuya.
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 05:54:01 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 15, 2010, 05:57:39 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 06:00:40 pm
Post by: Myroc on July 15, 2010, 06:01:08 pm
Gonna have to go with the planet.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 06:01:26 pm
Also, I propose that anything that exists to annoy ToonyMan be glowed Orange.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 06:02:51 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 06:03:11 pm
The Star Wars Expanded Universe isn't all bad. It gave us KOTOR
I think that's hurting your point.
By stupid pokemon, I ment pokemon that are stupid, not that pokemon are stupid. Anything within the original 151 is fine by me.Fair enough. I find anything after the gold/silver gen stupid so I cant complain.
3rd gen had some cool ones, but anything after that was pretty bad.
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 06:03:15 pm
Glow looks like the words are emitting harmful radiation.
All the more reason to!
Post by: dragnar on July 15, 2010, 06:04:41 pm
My name is Dragnar. You insulted Knights of The Old Republic. Prepare to die.The Star Wars Expanded Universe isn't all bad. It gave us KOTORI think that's hurting your point.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 15, 2010, 06:05:25 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 06:06:41 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 06:07:44 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 06:08:52 pm
Post by: Armok on July 15, 2010, 06:13:22 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 06:14:53 pm
It's possibly to like the original Star Wars without fapping to a massive chaff at the expanded universe. Sort of like how you can like Lord of the Rings without going "WHAT, YOU NEVER READ THE SIMARILLION?!?!"
To be fair, most people can't even read the Silmarillion.
It's the hardest thing I ever read.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 15, 2010, 06:15:38 pm
This is a popularity contest, not a who is larger contest.
Post by: Qmarx on July 15, 2010, 06:18:10 pm
This is a popularity contest, not a who is larger contest.Yes, and the planet doesn't need to wear pads to seem 'larger'.
Voting for Zonama Sekot.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 15, 2010, 06:20:36 pm
OH SNAP.This is a popularity contest, not a who is larger contest.Yes, and the planet doesn't need to wear pads to seem 'larger'.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 15, 2010, 06:21:24 pm
Wait, someone else call Janet.
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 06:36:00 pm
You guys, there is a planet no one has heard of before and a chick from Touhou that uses her ability to stop time to throw daggers.
This is a popularity contest, not a who is larger contest.
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FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Zonama Sekot \/S SakuyaIt's kind of hard to kill a planet. especially with what (http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html) Nature (http://www.cracked.com/article_17379_6-real-islands-way-more-terrifying-than-one-on-lost.html) can (http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html) cook (http://www.cracked.com/article_17579_7-terrifying-giant-versions-disgusting-critters.html) up (http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html)
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 06:39:36 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 06:41:27 pm
:P
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 06:42:38 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 06:42:43 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 06:43:29 pm
MUST... RESIST.
GIVE IN!
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 06:44:04 pm
NEVER!MUST... RESIST.
GIVE IN!
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 06:45:13 pm
NEVER!MUST... RESIST.
GIVE IN!
YOU SHALL SUBMIT!
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 06:45:52 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 06:51:21 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 06:54:39 pm
NEVER!MUST... RESIST.
GIVE IN!
YOU SHALL SUBMIT!
*tears himself away*
God damn you.
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 06:56:11 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 06:57:40 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 15, 2010, 06:58:15 pm
All shall submit to TV Tropes! All shall become tropers!Already am, it's good fun. My sig has my trope page.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 15, 2010, 06:58:51 pm
TVTropes gives anyone that is seriously considering writing fiction nightmares.Why? I find it to be very helpful. TVTropes Will Improve Your Life
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 06:59:10 pm
MetalSlimeHunt strikes Diablous in the head! The severed part fies off in an arc!
Well, just one more trope won't hurt....
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 07:00:39 pm
TVTropes gives anyone that is seriously considering writing fiction nightmares.Why? I find it to be very helpful. TVTropes Will Improve Your Life
I say it tongue in cheek, sort of. So many ideas end in tropes though, you're sort of stuck between embracing them and trying to be different. Writing while "trying to be different" isn't the way I've ever gotten motivated.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 07:02:06 pm
Moving planet whose "sentience" is the result of a single lifeform?
Sound familiar? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pirate_Planet)
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 07:03:28 pm
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ensuing madness from previous postsJust as planned. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosRoulette)
okay okay I'll stop now.
just one more link (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 07:03:43 pm
Never!!!!!!!!!
MetalSlimeHunt strikes Diablous in the head! The severed part fies off in an arc!
*savescums* You didn't think that would work, did you?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 07:05:13 pm
just one more link (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)
What was that!?
Post by: warhammer651 on July 15, 2010, 07:08:17 pm
...A series of colored cells arranged into a readable pattern and transferred over the internet?
just one more link (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)
What was that!?
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 07:13:57 pm
Too late, pikachu is already a contestant.Super smash bros pikachu.
The question is, though, is it Ash's Pikachu, or a wild pikachu?Red'sAsh's pikachu was the weakest Lv. 80 pokemon I've ever fought. Went down in one shot to a Lv. 70.
One rockslide from a level 65 Tyranitar sealed the deal.
On the other hand... it was a fucking Tyranitar. Walking death in a penis-like package.
Also, Zonama Sekot... if it had Mogo's green lantern ring.
Again, what's a Sakuya?
Never mind. Sakuya. Zonama Sekot doesn't have a goddamn lantern ring.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 07:16:07 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 15, 2010, 07:16:16 pm
Too late, pikachu is already a contestant.Super smash bros pikachu.
The question is, though, is it Ash's Pikachu, or a wild pikachu?Red'sAsh's pikachu was the weakest Lv. 80 pokemon I've ever fought. Went down in one shot to a Lv. 70.
One rockslide from a level 65 Tyranitar sealed the deal.
On the other hand... it was a fucking Tyranitar. Walking death in a penis-like package.
Also, Zonama Sekot... if it had Mogo's green lantern ring.
Again, what's a Sakuya?
Never mind. Sakuya. Zonama Sekot doesn't have a goddamn lantern ring.
Boss and player character, actually.
Have (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Zonama_Sekot) some links (http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Sakuya).
My vote goes to Sakuya, by the way.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 15, 2010, 07:16:55 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 15, 2010, 07:29:20 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 07:30:43 pm
I will resume voting when we get to the characters I actually give a crap about.
I am excited for Flying Statue Jesus/Football Jesus/Paradise Lost Jesus versus Bronze Colossus.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 07:32:16 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 07:33:31 pm
The Bronze Colossus throws Jesus! Jesus hits a wall and breaks apart!
End of fight.
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 07:44:35 pm
Also, depends on how long the fight takes. If the BC waits three days, he's got another fight on his hands.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 07:45:17 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 07:49:01 pm
Except that you can kill them.
With fluffy wamblers and a little bit of luck.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 07:54:55 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 07:56:28 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 07:58:20 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 08:00:40 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 08:01:24 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 08:01:41 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 08:03:04 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 08:04:02 pm
But Santa is an anagram for Satan!
But he played bass on Aerosmith! That's the only band that could pledge itself to Satan, but then he'd be like "Nah, thanks, really, I think I have enough followers in my Legion of the Damned, there's just not enough room here."
Also, Jesus could just conjure magma to melt the BC. Or, summon ANOTHER BC to fight the first one. OR send a bunch of demons into the BC and make it jump off a cliff, then the villagers get really mad at him.
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 08:04:35 pm
Even if Jesus has his home powers, Fluffy Wamblers only exist in DF.
Dude, yeah, but even so, a BC can be killed with a sword via decapitation - and Jesus has a sword coming out of his mouth.
Also, there's what CJ said. He could just pull a Legion on the poor BC.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 08:04:47 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 08:05:55 pm
Jesus is a zombie, BC is a BC. No way for it to end. Jesus only heals people and turns water into wine anyway, no magma.
I thought we agreed this was Paradise Lost Jesus, who has the abilities of God, Chuck Norris, and Optimus Prime all rolled into one.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 08:07:48 pm
He knows he has the power he has, but he's afraid to use it, because of how powerful it is.
And then he's forced to use it and everybody hates him, even though it's not his fault.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 08:09:35 pm
Jesus is like one of those reluctant heroes.
He knows he has the power he has, but he's afraid to use it, because of how powerful it is.
And then he's forced to use it and everybody hates him, even though it's not his fault.
But then he accepts the need for his powers and becomes a big hero and everyone loves him except for the newspaper editor, I know how this stuff works. Besides, if a BC was all it took to kill Jesus then Satan would have converted hell to a giant forge by now.
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 08:11:46 pm
At first, people like him, then they become corrupted by the media and begin to hate him, despite all he's done for them.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 08:12:37 pm
You're not really helping yourself by comparing Jesus to Batman.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 08:12:45 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 08:14:39 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 08:15:39 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 08:16:29 pm
Post by: Retro on July 15, 2010, 08:35:42 pm
I will resume voting when we get to the characters I actually give a crap about.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 15, 2010, 08:41:58 pm
Hrm, Star Wars non-movie canon versus yet another anime character.
Going to abstain this round.
Post by: dragnar on July 15, 2010, 09:00:03 pm
...Are you talking about Jesus or Marona? Not that their personalities are all that different...Jesus is like one of those reluctant heroes.
He knows he has the power he has, but he's afraid to use it, because of how powerful it is.
And then he's forced to use it and everybody hates him, even though it's not his fault.
But then he accepts the need for his powers and becomes a big hero and everyone loves him except for the newspaper editor, I know how this stuff works.
Post by: RAM on July 15, 2010, 09:01:12 pm
Post by: Zai on July 15, 2010, 09:04:01 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 09:13:38 pm
People seem to forget that if you cut off a BC's legs and arms, all it can do is nudge you. I would say Geewiz has the lead here.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 09:22:06 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 09:53:40 pm
My money is on the J-man. Being the Paradise Lost version only makes it better for him, really. And as was mentioned, access to the RAWs, turning the BC into wine, sword in his mouth, legions, infinitely resurrectible...
People seem to forget that if you cut off a BC's legs and arms, all it can do is nudge you. I would say Geewiz has the lead here.
By Paradise Lost, are you talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost ? Otherwise I have no clue what you're referring to.
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 10:24:56 pm
My money is on the J-man. Being the Paradise Lost version only makes it better for him, really. And as was mentioned, access to the RAWs, turning the BC into wine, sword in his mouth, legions, infinitely resurrectible...
People seem to forget that if you cut off a BC's legs and arms, all it can do is nudge you. I would say Geewiz has the lead here.
By Paradise Lost, are you talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost ? Otherwise I have no clue what you're referring to.
Jesus as a warrior instead of a pacifist. (http://www.123helpme.com/view.asp?id=3444)
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 10:39:14 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 15, 2010, 10:40:43 pm
I don't see where the sword in his mouth (besides it being a metaphor for cutting words) and all the other stuff comes in.Biblical lore.
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 10:42:32 pm
The logical extreme of the ability to transmute water into wine is explored many places, most literally in SMBC.
He canonically makes the weather his bitch in one of the gospels. The Legion incident is the one people are referring to when they say he could just fill the BC with Demons.
Post by: smjjames on July 15, 2010, 10:43:21 pm
I don't see where the sword in his mouth (besides it being a metaphor for cutting words) and all the other stuff comes in.Biblical lore.
I'm not religoius, so I can see how I missed that.
My vote is still gonna be Bronze Colossus when the time comes anyway......
Post by: nenjin on July 15, 2010, 10:45:39 pm
Seriously though, sword from the mouth. It's too bad ass even for the BC.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 11:44:33 pm
Post by: RAM on July 15, 2010, 11:45:20 pm
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 11:45:56 pm
Moses was the original badass.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 15, 2010, 11:47:27 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 15, 2010, 11:52:10 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 15, 2010, 11:57:24 pm
Is there any proof to suggest that B.C.es do not, in fact, have the sword from the mouth ability, but just don't bother because squashing stuff is more fun?
We're only going with canon incarnations, I suppose. So JC has an advantage because people have been writing about him for centuries, making an aggregate Jesus the most destructive badass in existence, but also meek.
BC, on the other hand... no, all he has going for him is nigh-invulnerability and ludicrous physical strength.
Hm, wouldn't JC also be at least a Master Lasher? Considering how ridiculously overpowered whips are now...
Post by: ein on July 15, 2010, 11:58:25 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 12:02:45 am
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:04:40 am
Post by: Josephus on July 16, 2010, 12:05:27 am
Now that you've started calling him JC, I am very tempted to suggest we replace him with JC Denton.
Sure, give old Talos even less of a chance.
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 12:05:49 am
And be even more badass.
With every incarnation, He just gets even better.
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:06:59 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 12:07:14 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 12:09:57 am
None can overcome the infinite power of nanotechnology.There's still a small threshold between nanotechnology and infinite power.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 12:21:54 am
Tell that to Gunther Herman. Oh wait, you can't because JC Denton killed him.None can overcome the infinite power of nanotechnology.There's still a small threshold between nanotechnology and infinite power.
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 12:24:29 am
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:26:26 am
Bad example. Gunther exploded when you said the keyphrase that was build into him. Better example: JC killed the internet. Yes, THE ENTIRE INTERNET.(to be fair, the whole thing is apparently routed through area 51. Why? I have no idea.)Tell that to Gunther Herman. Oh wait, you can't because JC Denton killed him.None can overcome the infinite power of nanotechnology.There's still a small threshold between nanotechnology and infinite power.
Post by: Tack on July 16, 2010, 12:27:59 am
Voting sandworm
Though looking at it, there should only be a few more rounds before we're all in familiar territory.
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:31:10 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 16, 2010, 12:32:05 am
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:32:56 am
Post by: Retro on July 16, 2010, 12:34:19 am
Except then I'll have to choose...
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 12:34:58 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 12:42:20 am
Bad example. Gunther exploded when you said the keyphrase that was build into him. Better example: JC killed the internet. Yes, THE ENTIRE INTERNET.(to be fair, the whole thing is apparently routed through area 51. Why? I have no idea.)He explodes no matter how you kill him. As for killing the internet, not really. Invisible War established that all three endings were true. JC merged with Helios, overloaded the antimatter generators, and gave the resulting ruins to the Illuminati. But if we're only going with Deus Ex alone, you either kill the internet, become the internet, or become part of the NWO that youtube videos drone on about for hours. While controling the internet.
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 12:46:17 am
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 01:53:18 am
No idea on this one.has sandworm become the backup option or something?
Voting sandworm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 02:00:13 am
Post by: Heron TSG on July 16, 2010, 02:00:39 am
Indeed it has. Why vote for anime characters you've never heard of when Shai-Hulud beckons?No idea on this one.has sandworm become the backup option or something?
Voting sandworm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 16, 2010, 02:01:22 am
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 02:12:25 am
Shai-Hulud Vs. Zonama Sekot.Indeed it has. Why vote for anime characters you've never heard of when Shai-Hulud beckons?No idea on this one.has sandworm become the backup option or something?
Voting sandworm
Post by: Tack on July 16, 2010, 02:14:28 am
Though Zonama Sekot doesn't have much sand.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 02:16:30 am
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 02:52:02 am
And thus the sandworms would die. Forever. They are extinct. Now you cannot suggest them.i vote for the Cymeks, then. going backwards in the timeline a bit, but still Dune-related.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 16, 2010, 02:54:30 am
To my great dismay, Sakuya seems to be losing. :(
Oh, well. Gilgamesh would have wiped the floor with her in the next round, anyway. And speaking of Gilgamesh, didn't the anime version have some kind of world-destroying weapon? I suppose this was fated to be.
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 03:00:21 am
Don't sandworms, like, die when they as much as touch water?Water = Poison to sandworms, non-poison for the little makers that become the sandworms.
To my great dismay, Sakuya seems to be losing. :(
Oh, well. Gilgamesh would have wiped the floor with her in the next round, anyway. And speaking of Gilgamesh, didn't the anime version have some kind of world-destroying weapon? I suppose this was fated to be.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 16, 2010, 03:11:25 am
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 03:31:50 am
Post by: Myroc on July 16, 2010, 04:22:12 am
If it comes down to Kamina & Bro \/S Curly and Problem Sleuth I will be so happy.We already know Kamina is going to win this anyway (because Kamina). It's really only a matter of how long the other characters survive.
Except then I'll have to choose...
I'm hoping Kefka makes his way to the final round at least. That would have been interesting.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 16, 2010, 05:41:27 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 07:04:21 am
Post by: smjjames on July 16, 2010, 08:22:24 am
Oh, well. Gilgamesh would have wiped the floor with her in the next round, anyway. And speaking of Gilgamesh, didn't the anime version have some kind of world-destroying weapon? I suppose this was fated to be.
Yea, some people mentioned earlier that the anime Gilgamesh has a world destroying weapon, don't know if the other incarnations (besides the fully human Sumerian King Gilgamesh) had such a weapon or ability.
Anyways, ZONAMA SEKOT!
Post by: Armok on July 16, 2010, 08:51:06 am
If it comes down to Kamina & Bro \/S Curly and Problem Sleuth I will be so happy.This.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 16, 2010, 08:56:04 am
(and Balrog for good measure!)
Huzzah!
Post by: Phmcw on July 16, 2010, 09:07:43 am
Post by: Nainemid on July 16, 2010, 11:14:19 am
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 12:29:02 pm
Well, FF Gilgamesh couldn't even destroy a halfway competent group of soldiers. His main ability is running away. Into other dimensions.Oh, well. Gilgamesh would have wiped the floor with her in the next round, anyway. And speaking of Gilgamesh, didn't the anime version have some kind of world-destroying weapon? I suppose this was fated to be.Yea, some people mentioned earlier that the anime Gilgamesh has a world destroying weapon, don't know if the other incarnations (besides the fully human Sumerian King Gilgamesh) had such a weapon or ability.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 16, 2010, 01:48:15 pm
This is Gilgamesh from Fate/Stay Night. Not Final Fantasy. The mythological version, summoned as a heroic spirit of the Archer class into the fourth Holy Grail War.Well, FF Gilgamesh couldn't even destroy a halfway competent group of soldiers. His main ability is running away. Into other dimensions.Oh, well. Gilgamesh would have wiped the floor with her in the next round, anyway. And speaking of Gilgamesh, didn't the anime version have some kind of world-destroying weapon? I suppose this was fated to be.Yea, some people mentioned earlier that the anime Gilgamesh has a world destroying weapon, don't know if the other incarnations (besides the fully human Sumerian King Gilgamesh) had such a weapon or ability.
Post by: Myroc on July 16, 2010, 02:29:27 pm
Well, FF Gilgamesh couldn't even destroy a halfway competent group of soldiers. His main ability is running away. Into other dimensions.Well he's still awesome. In his own pathetic way.
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 02:40:07 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 04:06:34 pm
1. CJ1145
2. warhammer651
3. Aklyon
4. smjjames
5. MetalSlimeHunt
6. cowofdoom78963
7. Myroc
8. Criptfeind
9. Armok
10. Qmarx
11. Barbarossa the Seal God
12. RAM
13. Zai
14. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetar
15. Phmcw
Sakuya
1. ein
2. Diablous
3. Soadreqm
4. dragnar
5. Tradanbattlan
6. Realmfighter
7. PTTG??
8. Luke_Prowler
9. aurixdarastrix
10. Josephus
11. Nainemid (Lunatic)
12. ToonyMan
15-12
Tell me of any mistakes.
DAY END IN THREE HOURS
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 04:31:47 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 04:40:08 pm
Woo! Go Planet!
Quick everybody, if we're gonna stop a planet, then we need to summon a different Planet!
Earth!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 16, 2010, 04:41:44 pm
soup!
Post by: Jervous on July 16, 2010, 04:42:52 pm
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 04:44:21 pm
Sakuya because i don't know himit not a him, its an female anime character who is some kind of maid.
Post by: Diablous on July 16, 2010, 04:46:40 pm
Sakuya because i don't know himit not a him, its an female anime character who is some kind of maid.
Who can stop time.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 04:48:56 pm
you will not summon the accursed one!Thank you, I had a mental image field day with this XD
soup!
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 16, 2010, 04:54:12 pm
what are you talking about?you will not summon the accursed one!Thank you, I had a mental image field day with this XD
soup!
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 04:55:58 pm
Post by: Jervous on July 16, 2010, 05:06:14 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 05:43:50 pm
Post by: Aklyon on July 16, 2010, 06:21:53 pm
Sandworm shall win!All Hail Sandworm
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 16, 2010, 06:24:03 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 16, 2010, 06:24:38 pm
Post by: Phmcw on July 16, 2010, 06:29:02 pm
My god, now nothing can stop it : a thinking prescient planet ,full of fanatic warrior and of invulnerable giant worms, able to move itself trough hyperspace and to alter its own gravity well?
What have you done?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 06:35:37 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 06:41:35 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 06:46:49 pm
The sandworms need there to be literaly no water. I don't know much about this planet. Does it have any water?I'm assuming there's water, it's kind of necessary for most life.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 06:48:16 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 16, 2010, 06:49:10 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 06:49:37 pm
Jesus.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 16, 2010, 06:53:14 pm
Post by: Onlyhestands on July 16, 2010, 06:55:18 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 06:55:46 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 16, 2010, 06:56:24 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 16, 2010, 06:58:29 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 16, 2010, 07:07:05 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 07:08:27 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 07:09:46 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 16, 2010, 07:11:07 pm
Well, as awesome as a bronze colossus Vs. Godzilla fight would be, Godzilla won't last that long.
Jesus.
Pfft, Godzillas radiation blast would melt down the BC.
Anyways, I vote Bronze Colossus!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 07:18:17 pm
Well, as awesome as a bronze colossus Vs. Godzilla fight would be, Godzilla won't last that long.
Jesus.
Pfft, Godzillas radiation blast would melt down the BC.
Anyways, I vote Bronze Colossus!
Are you kidding? Let me tell you how this fight goes down.
BC and JC are facing off on a cleared out NYC street. It's dark and raining, and JC is just standing there all badass. As the BC gets ready to move, JC holds up a hand telling him to stop. He pulls out... a basket. He sets it down on the ground and shoots it with his Jesus ray, making like a hundred tons of fish RIGHT ON THE SPOT. He just sort of folds his arms and waits. Who else is running down the street than Matthew Goddamn Broderick, who stops next to JC and pants out "That's a lot of fish!"
Then, all of a sudden, Godzilla just bursts from the sewers like Bugs Fuckin' Bunny up in here, and blows that BC to kingdom come. Then he and JC chow down on some fish, and Matthew Broderick-kebabs.
Jesus wins.
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 07:19:10 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 07:21:01 pm
Post by: Schilcote on July 16, 2010, 07:22:57 pm
"Oh snap you killed me *rolls boulder* PSYCH I'M THE SON OF GOD BITCHES"
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 16, 2010, 07:23:37 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 16, 2010, 07:29:35 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 07:31:31 pm
And also because he's been afforded a huge amount of power. He's like Superman from the second movie. He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus. He's the epitome of "lolz so overpowered nerf plz!" Nobody can beat him unless he lets them.
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 16, 2010, 07:33:19 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 16, 2010, 07:33:41 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 07:39:37 pm
He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus.Consider what Jesus's logo is, and the only time he and it are ever in proximity. Then picture what you just posted.
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 16, 2010, 07:40:20 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 07:40:24 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 07:42:17 pm
Jesus bursting off the cross, then picking it up and heaving it at you is an absolutely awesome mental picture.He can rip off his logo and throw it at you and nobody can say anything because he's Jesus.Consider what Jesus's logo is, and the only time he and it are ever in proximity. Then picture what you just posted.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 16, 2010, 07:47:18 pm
Post by: Dakk on July 16, 2010, 07:49:23 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 07:50:40 pm
Unless Jesus can split huge chunks of hardened dwarf-stomping bronze into several smaller pieces, I say Bronze Colossus.Well, if we're going with the mythologically correct version of all the characters on this list, Jesus probably MADE Bronze Colossus, and considering he'd be God then yeah he could take it apart.
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 07:51:50 pm
You cannot beat Jesus in a superpower dickwaving contest. He's simply the best there is.
Post by: RAM on July 16, 2010, 07:53:52 pm
hey dont forget that BC only existed before jesus came along.It still exists, it has just gone into hibernation, as all insanely powerful ancient horrors do when they get too powerful to take part in the story anymore.
I vote for Bronze colossus.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 07:56:28 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 16, 2010, 08:05:23 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 08:11:27 pm
That's Jesus except in this case he's right.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 08:12:25 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 08:15:28 pm
Although arguing about it is ridiculously dorky. I think I'm going to stop, I can feel pimples willing themselves into existence even as I type this.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:16:05 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 08:16:24 pm
Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:17:27 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:17:34 pm
That's Jesus except in this case he's right.
Bronze Colossi are pretty awesome. The problem here stems from facing it off against something that people can legitimately argue cannot lose.
Nah, nah. You're thinking of non-canonical Jesus, or God. Jesus got crucified easily, by mere mortals. Raptor Jesus, Space Jesus, Crystal Jesus, Uber-Jesus are not canonical. Canonical Jesus was a wimp. Canonical Jesus can't fling lightning bolts or use telekinesis or use the strength of a thousand men. Sure he can resurrect, but the Bronze Colossus can't even be hurt in the first place. It would, essentially, be a never-ending fight - and since it is a "fight to the death", I suppose it would end with Jesus's first death, and that would be it.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:18:26 pm
Nah, nah. You're thinking of God. Jesus got crucified easily, by mere mortals. Raptor Jesus, Space Jesus, Crystal Jesus, Uber-Jesus are not canonical. Canonical Jesus was a wimp. Canonical Jesus can't fling lightning bolts or use telekinesis or use the strength of a thousand men. Sure he can resurrect, but the Bronze Colossus can't even be hurt in the first place. It would, essentially, be a never-ending fight - and since it is a "fight to the death", I suppose it would end with Jesus's first death, and that would be it.
I've already described how Jesus could win the fight with nothing but his ability to conjure fish.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:19:30 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 16, 2010, 08:19:51 pm
Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.
Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS
No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:20:39 pm
Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.
Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS
No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.
BEES. MY GOD.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 08:22:20 pm
Post by: tehstefan on July 16, 2010, 08:23:37 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 08:24:56 pm
Jesus. Because if a dwarf with a fluffy wrambler can beat a bronze collossi, then jesus can.We've already covered that fluffy wamblers don't exist.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 08:26:05 pm
Serious Business Jackrabbit and CJ1145.
Serious BeeeSSSSSSSS
No srsbsns here Toony, promise. Just nerdiness. That's all - OH GOD WAIT A MINUTE.
BEES. MY GOD.
BEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:27:15 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:28:48 pm
Okay, here's the Fishes and the Loaves story on Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feeding_the_multitude) and Bible.cc (http://bible.cc/john/6-11.htm). Jesus breaks the bread and fish into pieces, and passes them around, and there are more. He can't summon fish in midair. He can't fling fish at supersonic velocities. He can't beat people to death with fish. His powers, that we know of, are very specific indeed: given a fish, he can break that fish into fragments, which will apparently grow into whole fishes or something of that nature. A dwarf may be able to behead a colossus with its bizarre ultra-throwing powers, but Jesus, with the strength of exactly one man, would not. The colossus would stomp him into the dirt immediately.
You didn't read my explanation for how Jesus can beat the Colossus with fish.
Post by: RAM on July 16, 2010, 08:29:58 pm
Religious, political, and DF figures are a bad idea, they will all have proponents for the 'I win forever' theory...'
Lets call it Jesus from South Park and a Bronze statue (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107327) from Magic: The Gathering
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:31:46 pm
But there is not fish power, there is only spontaneous growth of matter, and not particularly quickly at that. And water to wine isn't much of an issue for a living statue... Nor even is the odd herald of your coming or disease curing. One could make an argument that colossi are possessed, and can be rebuked, but the absence of any inanimate bronze colossi suggest that they are in their natural state...Then he prepared the pile beforehand. This is really simple and you're throwing it out the window because "b-but its not power!"
Maybe I'm looking at it a bit hostilely, but joking or not I explained how Jesus would win. I have yet to be proven wrong, I am either ignored or am told that Jesus, AKA GOD can't make fish when he feels like it.
Post by: smjjames on July 16, 2010, 08:34:21 pm
But there is not fish power, there is only spontaneous growth of matter, and not particularly quickly at that. And water to wine isn't much of an issue for a living statue... Nor even is the odd herald of your coming or disease curing. One could make an argument that colossi are possessed, and can be rebuked, but the absence of any inanimate bronze colossi suggest that they are in their natural state...
Religious, political, and DF figures are a bad idea, they will all have proponents for the 'I win forever' theory...'
Lets call it Jesus from South Park and a Bronze statue (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=107327) from Magic: The Gathering
That thing looks pretty stupidly drawn, seriously.....
Post by: Enzo on July 16, 2010, 08:39:47 pm
Yeah I'm down with Jesus.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:41:01 pm
You didn't read my explanation for how Jesus can beat the Colossus with fish.I did. Jesus cannot summon Godzilla with fish. Neither does he have a "Jesus ray" able to burst 1 fish into 10 tons of fish in milliseconds. The parable was quite clear that he broke the fish up and thus made more fish.
You could argue that Godzilla is attracted to fish. But then, I can argue that I just made up uber-Satan, who is attracted to the smell of Bronze Colossi and who kills Jesus instantly with laser beams. And thus BC wins. This is a fight to the death between the Bronze Colossus and Jesus, not the Bronze Colossus and Jesus and Matthew Broderick and Godzilla and whoever else Jesus finds useful.
Post by: smjjames on July 16, 2010, 08:43:18 pm
You didn't read my explanation for how Jesus can beat the Colossus with fish.I did. Jesus cannot summon Godzilla with fish. Neither does he have a "Jesus ray" able to burst 1 fish into 10 tons of fish in milliseconds. The parable was quite clear that he broke the fish up and thus made more fish.
You could argue that Godzilla is attracted to fish. But then, I can argue that I just made up uber-Satan, who is attracted to the smell of Bronze Colossi and who kills Jesus instantly with laser beams. And thus BC wins. This is a fight to the death between the Bronze Colossus and Jesus, not the Bronze Colossus and Jesus and Matthew Broderick and Godzilla and whoever else Jesus finds useful.
Exactly, and lol on satan shooting laser beams.
Post by: Earthquake Damage on July 16, 2010, 08:46:11 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:46:51 pm
You didn't read my explanation for how Jesus can beat the Colossus with fish.I did. Jesus cannot summon Godzilla with fish. Neither does he have a "Jesus ray" able to burst 1 fish into 10 tons of fish in milliseconds. The parable was quite clear that he broke the fish up and thus made more fish.
You could argue that Godzilla is attracted to fish. But then, I can argue that I just made up uber-Satan, who is attracted to the smell of Bronze Colossi and who kills Jesus instantly with laser beams. And thus BC wins. This is a fight to the death between the Bronze Colossus and Jesus, not the Bronze Colossus and Jesus and Matthew Broderick and Godzilla and whoever else Jesus finds useful.
I'm guessing you either
A) Haven't seen the movie
B) Have no sense of humor
C) Honestly think a magical statue can beat a man who we are assuming to be God. If we're taking Jesus as a combination of all of his forms, then he is literally unstoppable as of Revelation and Paradise Lost.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 08:49:15 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:51:41 pm
I'm guessing you eitherI have not seen the movie.
A) Haven't seen the movie
B) Have no sense of humor
C) Honestly think a magical statue can beat a man who we are assuming to be God. If we're taking Jesus as a combination of all of his forms, then he is literally unstoppable as of Revelation and Paradise Lost.
We are not assuming Jesus to be God. We are assuming Jesus to be Jesus. There's all that screwy stuff with Jesus/God/Holy Ghost, true, but it's not BC vs. the Holy Trinity, it's BC vs. Jesus, actual Jesus, who was easily crucified and then killed, and who had no combat superpowers to speak of.
What about if we assume that BC is a combination of all his forms? It's only fair, if we do the same for Jesus.
A Story, By Cheddarius
Once there was a Bronze Colossus. He was even better than Jesus and would kill him in a fight. The end.
Post by: tehstefan on July 16, 2010, 08:52:42 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:52:49 pm
I'm guessing you eitherI have not seen the movie.
A) Haven't seen the movie
B) Have no sense of humor
C) Honestly think a magical statue can beat a man who we are assuming to be God. If we're taking Jesus as a combination of all of his forms, then he is literally unstoppable as of Revelation and Paradise Lost.
We are not assuming Jesus to be God. We are assuming Jesus to be Jesus. There's all that screwy stuff with Jesus/God/Holy Ghost, true, but it's not BC vs. the Holy Trinity, it's BC vs. Jesus, actual Jesus, who was easily crucified and then killed, and who had no combat superpowers to speak of.
Except at the end of the Bible, which is technically the same Jesus. There, he pretty much kicked the ass of Satan and all his angels and all that. By your own logic, Jesus, even without the power of the trinity, is still the greatest soldier of all time. And that's not even getting into his other incarnations.
EDIT: And if you haven't seen the movie you wouldn't get the joke.
Post by: Diablous on July 16, 2010, 08:53:13 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:53:41 pm
Guys, calm down. This is just a stupid contest.Well, I'm sorry if I get upset when someone admits they haven't seen a Godzilla movie!
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 08:55:26 pm
Except at the end of the Bible, which is technically the same Jesus. There, he pretty much kicked the ass of Satan and all his angels and all that. By your own logic, Jesus, even without the power of the trinity, is still the greatest soldier of all time. And that's not even getting into his other incarnations.Where is this? Could you tell me the chapter, preferably the chapter and the numbers thing that goes with them?
EDIT: And if you haven't seen the movie you wouldn't get the joke.
What do you mean by other incarnations?
Okay, I don't get the joke, but it seemed to me that you did not present it to me as a joke, you presented it as a legitimate argument for why Jesus would win.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 08:58:12 pm
Except at the end of the Bible, which is technically the same Jesus. There, he pretty much kicked the ass of Satan and all his angels and all that. By your own logic, Jesus, even without the power of the trinity, is still the greatest soldier of all time. And that's not even getting into his other incarnations.Where is this? Could you tell me the chapter, preferably the chapter and the numbers thing that goes with them?
EDIT: And if you haven't seen the movie you wouldn't get the joke.
What do you mean by other incarnations?
Okay, I don't get the joke, but it seemed to me that you did not present it to me as a joke, you presented it as a legitimate argument for why Jesus would win.
If the random capitalizations and the devouring of a well-known actor did not make it an obvious joke, I don't know what to tell you. As for Jesus, I don't have a Bible on hand, but it was before chapter twenty of Revelation I think. It was one of the two times Satan rose up.
And if we're going to include every incarnation of Jesus, as I said before, Paradise Lost Jesus beat all of Satan's army by himself at half strength. That's pretty crazy.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 16, 2010, 08:58:59 pm
Even Jesus can't handle that.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 16, 2010, 09:02:40 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm thinking that it's going to take more than a red helmet to protect you from several hundred tons of enraged bronze, Jesus, buddy.
Sorry, but I'm going to have to vote for the large alloyed fellow.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:08:26 pm
Do you mean this part?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And again: If we assume every incarnation of Jesus, we must also assume every incarnation of the Bronze Colossus.
A Story, By Cheddarius
Once there was a Bronze Colossus. He was even better than Jesus and would kill him in a fight. The end.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 09:10:52 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:15:36 pm
When someone enters someone into this competition, they are thinking of a specific person. They aren't thinking of all the different portrayals of people. For example, if I were to submit "elephants" from DF, I would not be talking about the new elephants, or all the elephants from different versions combined, or even all the best parts of elephants. I would be talking about solely one type of elephants -
Well, drat. It appears I'm wrong. Nenjin really was talking about all the Jesuses combined. I concede the point.
Haven't you seen Jesus and the Argonauts that Robot Chicken did? Neither Jesus nor the Colossus can be killed! First round stalemate!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 09:18:47 pm
Bronze Colossus
.23a
.40d
.31/2010
Jesus Christ
The Bible
Paridise Lost
Dante's Inferno/Purgitorio/Paradisio
Everyone happy with this idea?
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:21:19 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 09:23:37 pm
The Rules, simple.popularity contest
The Outcome, you decide.
There would be no real way to judge an actual fight anyway, totally subjective.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 09:24:46 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 09:25:35 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:26:44 pm
So "Fight to the Death" is just false advertising?
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 16, 2010, 09:28:00 pm
:/It's more like "Popular to the Death"
So "Fight to the Death" is just false advertising?
Post by: subject name here on July 16, 2010, 09:28:38 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 09:28:51 pm
YOU WANT BRONZE COLOSSUS TO WIN OR JESUS? WHAT IS IT
YOU HAVE TO GIVE THEM YOUR SPIRIT IN COMBAT TO WIIIIN
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 09:29:57 pm
popularity contestWe're geeks. We will debate every one of these fights to hell and back! Some of them literally! EX: What if the BC were to drag jesus down to DF hell? The demons probably couldn't scratch it, but Jesus would get slaughtered, simply due to not being made of metal.
I change my vote to BC!
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on July 16, 2010, 09:31:44 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 09:32:43 pm
I don't think the demons would even stick around to see who won. The moment they hear Jesus is coming back, they run and don't look back.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:33:36 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 09:34:56 pm
The bronze colosus wont be dragging jesus anywhere, it's not implemented!But sending things flying with punches is!
The last time Jesus went to hell, he KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SATAN, SIN, AND DEATH. THEN HE LEFT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.Ah, but DF demons are sometimes totally indestructible. Unless he can drop the ceiling on them jesus doesn't stand a chance.
I don't think the demons would even stick around to see who won. The moment they hear Jesus is coming back, they run and don't look back.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 09:35:31 pm
popularity contestWe're geeks. We will debate every one of these fights to hell and back! Some of them literally! EX: What if the BC were to drag jesus down to DF hell? The demons probably couldn't scratch it, but Jesus would get slaughtered, simply due to not being made of metal.
I change my vote to BC!
ALSO, in addition to my previous statement, when Sin is personified in Christian works as far as I know it appears to be the child of Satan, and possibly his daughter. Do you know what this means? Jesus beats up women. Also, women are the root of all sin. Pick whichever is more important to you.
Post by: Rose on July 16, 2010, 09:37:07 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 09:37:41 pm
I vote for bronze jesus.Jesus with a tan: Hell yes.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 16, 2010, 09:43:51 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on July 16, 2010, 09:44:06 pm
ALSO, in addition to my previous statement, when Sin is personified in Christian works as far as I know it appears to be the child of Satan, and possibly his daughter. Do you know what this means? Jesus beats up women. Also, women are the root of all sin. Pick whichever is more important to you.Wait, what? Are you joking, or seriously suggesting that we vote for someone because he beats women?
Post by: Zai on July 16, 2010, 09:46:21 pm
actual Jesus, who was easily crucified and then killedBut that was because he allowed himself to be crucified! And that was because there was some kind of point behind it that I don't really understand. What point would there be for Jesus to let himself be killed by the Bronze Colossus? None that I can see.
Jesus!
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 09:51:07 pm
Post by: G-Flex on July 16, 2010, 09:52:16 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 16, 2010, 09:56:01 pm
Shouldn't this be in Forum Games?
Shouldn't this be in forum games?Not really.
Post by: Zai on July 16, 2010, 10:02:11 pm
The point would be to allow the colossus to move farther up the rankings in this contest. Jesus has no need for such glory, and it would make the giant killing machine happy to have a chance to kill more things. Since Jesus is not selfish and not really harmed by death, he must allow it to defeat him.You have a point.
Bronze Colossus
And I agree, as it involves a lot of discussing of these characters in general.Shouldn't this be in forum games?Not really.
Post by: G-Flex on July 16, 2010, 10:03:57 pm
I'm kind of amused that smjjames apparently asked the exact same thing using the exact same words, though.
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 10:06:00 pm
Post by: Daywalkah on July 16, 2010, 10:06:35 pm
Jesus
Post by: Heron TSG on July 16, 2010, 10:08:24 pm
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
That's how badass he is.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 16, 2010, 10:14:14 pm
I'm a polytheistic heathen and I voted for Jesus.Polytheistic, what religion would you be?
That's how badass he is.
Post by: ein on July 16, 2010, 10:15:28 pm
Post by: RAM on July 16, 2010, 10:19:03 pm
Jesus wins since he could come back to life and can beat the colossus with the cross he was just on.But already lost because it is a fight to the death. Sumo wrestlers don't get to keep playing just because they can walk back into the circle...
Post by: Daywalkah on July 16, 2010, 10:22:57 pm
Well in my opinion that is all Jesus had going for him.
Bronze Colossus
Post by: G-Flex on July 16, 2010, 10:23:17 pm
It's not a game though. It's a vote to see which character wins. There is no gameplay, therefore it is not a game.
... Are you even serious right now? Seriously, I feel like some of you are just being intentionally obtuse here.
If you're going to get that hopelessly pedantic and move the goalposts around as much as possible, you might as well say that freeform roleplaying isn't a game, because it's "just people telling a story".
Post by: CJ1145 on July 16, 2010, 10:25:00 pm
It's not a game though. It's a vote to see which character wins. There is no gameplay, therefore it is not a game.
... Are you even serious right now? Seriously, I feel like some of you are just being intentionally obtuse here.
If you're going to get that hopelessly pedantic and move the goalposts around as much as possible, you might as well say that freeform roleplaying isn't a game, because it's "just people telling a story".
So sleepy, but before sleep: Not big deal get over it so tired *snore*
Post by: dragnar on July 16, 2010, 10:26:05 pm
Yes, I was being sarcastic(though re-reading that, I can see why you couldn't tell...), but there's really no reason to move the thread, seeing as most people(all but 2 so far) seem to think it fits fine in either subforum.It's not a game though. It's a vote to see which character wins. There is no gameplay, therefore it is not a game.
... Are you even serious right now? Seriously, I feel like some of you are just being intentionally obtuse here.
If you're going to get that hopelessly pedantic and move the goalposts around as much as possible, you might as well say that freeform roleplaying isn't a game, because it's "just people telling a story".
Post by: Josephus on July 16, 2010, 10:27:43 pm
The power of Christ compels you... TO DIE.
So, yeah. Voting Hesuchristo.
Post by: Jervous on July 16, 2010, 10:46:14 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 16, 2010, 11:54:08 pm
Weeeeee.
Also
what religion would you be?Some weird mess that's a combination of a lot of things and makes absolutely no sense.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 16, 2010, 11:57:58 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 16, 2010, 11:59:45 pm
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 17, 2010, 12:01:32 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:02:43 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 12:07:51 am
Post by: G-Flex on July 17, 2010, 12:16:13 am
Yes, I was being sarcastic(though re-reading that, I can see why you couldn't tell...), but there's really no reason to move the thread, seeing as most people(all but 2 so far) seem to think it fits fine in either subforum.It's not a game though. It's a vote to see which character wins. There is no gameplay, therefore it is not a game.
... Are you even serious right now? Seriously, I feel like some of you are just being intentionally obtuse here.
If you're going to get that hopelessly pedantic and move the goalposts around as much as possible, you might as well say that freeform roleplaying isn't a game, because it's "just people telling a story".
I'd like to think that forum games full of inane horseplay would go in the Forum Games forum (really?!) instead of clogging this one up, but hey, if this counts as "discussing a topic" for you then I guess that's not my problem.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 12:18:46 am
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 12:18:52 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:23:04 am
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 12:25:51 am
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Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 12:28:15 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:29:38 am
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 12:30:29 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 12:30:46 am
Jesus can make Moar handsBronze Colossus has bigger hands.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:31:36 am
Bow-chic-a-bow-wowJesus can make Moar handsBronze Colossus has bigger hands.
Besides, it'll get REALLY interesting if the Third Colossus and the Bronze Colossus go against each other.
TC wins in 6.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 17, 2010, 12:32:30 am
Also the Bronze Colossus is less likely to cause religious arguments. Er, not that I'm discounting any Bronze Cultists out there, I
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 12:33:07 am
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 12:33:55 am
Bow-chic-a-bow-wowJesus can make Moar handsBronze Colossus has bigger hands.Besides, it'll get REALLY interesting if the Third Colossus and the Bronze Colossus go against each other.
TC wins in 6.
I mean in the finals since they are in separate branches of the tournament.
And with strange aeons even Jesus may die.
Huh?
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 12:34:29 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:39:19 am
I mean in the finals since they are in separate branches of the tournament.
I meant in six rounds. As in... I am not sure, some fighting "sport."
Huh?
Huh? Really?
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 12:41:05 am
BLet's make a quote pyramid out of this!
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Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:42:02 am
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 12:47:24 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 12:48:07 am
Bronze Colossus, because that is not dead which can eternal lie.Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus Bronze Colossus
Also the Bronze Colossus is less likely to cause religious arguments. Er, not that I'm discounting any Bronze Cultists out there, Ifearrespect yourinsanityopinions.
Post by: Solifuge on July 17, 2010, 12:49:02 am
And with strange aeons even Jesus may die.
IA YAWEH, IA PHTAGN!
But yeah, I have to go with Jesus on this one; aside from being a great social philosopher, according to the story, if you strike him down, he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
As evidenced here: (click for full-size)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2liixsn.jpg) (http://i30.tinypic.com/6ftdzs.jpg)
Post by: Aklyon on July 17, 2010, 12:49:13 am
Post by: RAM on July 17, 2010, 12:51:23 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 12:51:54 am
yes it will I'm a liar
Lets vote Kamina out in the first round just to attract hatred from a thousand random Kamina searches!The hell you won't.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:53:40 am
I would change if I did not know that Jesus wining would give he enough momentum to win this thing.
Post by: Solifuge on July 17, 2010, 12:56:33 am
But also relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wezK5DreLw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wezK5DreLw)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 12:59:44 am
Post by: Solifuge on July 17, 2010, 01:04:38 am
Post by: Josephus on July 17, 2010, 01:07:03 am
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 01:09:30 am
And if the Godzilla is the American one... well, it'd be Jesus, no contest.
What would your reasons be? I don't see much of a difference between the american version vs the classic japanese one besides appearance, and possibly the invulnerability factor (not too sure about that one).
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 01:11:08 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 01:11:53 am
This version of Jesus is apparently the Jesus with magic superpowers. He'd just laser Godzilla from space or something.
I detect a hurt here.
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 01:12:44 am
This version of Jesus is apparently the Jesus with magic superpowers. He'd just laser Godzilla from space or something.
Godzilla shoots radioactive lasers, so a laser isn't going to hurt him.
Post by: Josephus on July 17, 2010, 01:14:40 am
And if the Godzilla is the American one... well, it'd be Jesus, no contest.
What would your reasons be? I don't see much of a difference between the american version vs the classic japanese one besides appearance, and possibly the invulnerability factor (not too sure about that one).
Size and powers, dude. American Godzilla was a lot smaller and lacked a breath weapon - plus the fact that he was taken down by mundane missiles, whereas the first Japanese Godzilla required a weapon so powerful and horrifying that the guy who created it committed suicide rather than have it fall into the wrong hands (and that weapon still turned into the Godzilla-killing monstrosity we call Destoroyah, so it was kind of a wasted effort).
American Godzilla is just a really big animal; hell, half the other contestants in this contest could take it down. Even Curly Brace has taken down worse things (i.e.
If we're going with Burning Godzilla, well, no one else in the contest stands a chance.
EDIT:
This version of Jesus is apparently the Jesus with magic superpowers. He'd just laser Godzilla from space or something.
Godzilla shoots radioactive lasers, so a laser isn't going to hurt him.
You're wrong there.
The laser wouldn't hurt him because he's Godzilla (unless it's the American one, as I've said).
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 01:18:01 am
Burning Godzilla? Don't think I've heard of that one.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 01:24:23 am
I detect a hurt here.Eh?
Anyway, Jesus would just summon the Oxygen Destroyer and kill him, then. Or simply wipe him from existence. He's God, he's omnipotent; he literally can do anything.
Nevertheless, Toony has said it's not a fight to the death. It's a popularity contest. So really, speculation is difficult. How do you know what lurks in the minds of other forumgoers, short of asking them?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 01:28:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Solifuge on July 17, 2010, 01:32:36 am
So yes, on to the important and serious matter of the Ultimate Showdown: A vote for a Bronze Colossus is a vote for the
Post by: Josephus on July 17, 2010, 01:50:24 am
Well okay, I'll make that the Japanese godzilla, he has far more movies and battles to his title anyway.
Burning Godzilla? Don't think I've heard of that one.
Think Godzilla. Except on fire. And constantly leaking radioactive magma blood. And with a ridiculously overpowered atomic breath weapon. Of death.
Or we could go with the 70's Godzilla. He knew Kung Fu.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 01:53:36 am
I detect a hurt here.Eh?
Your words seems a subtle way of saying that the Jesus supporters are being unfair in adding little known powers and that they are playing the "He is Jesus so he wins" card. Maybe I am reading to much into what you say.
How do you know what lurks in the minds of other forumgoers, short of asking them?
...
Read their minds maybe? Rude but still.
Post by: Mipe on July 17, 2010, 02:07:48 am
1. Bronze Colossus is a physical animated statue way too big for its own good. It can stomp and club stuffs and that is about the only thing it is good at. Apart from collecting pigeon feces.
2. Jesus, on other hand, can walk on water and is friendly with pigeons.
My vote goes to Jesus, no matter how small - Bronze Colossus can't beat something that isn't reachable, i.e. standing on water or, say, tar pit.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 17, 2010, 02:10:03 am
Your words seems a subtle way of saying that the Jesus supporters are being unfair in adding little known powers and that they are playing the "He is Jesus so he wins" card. Maybe I am reading to much into what you say.Yes, I am annoyed that they can do that. Nevertheless, it is their right. You are allowed to choose any character, after all, and I guess conglomerates count.
But seriously. Not a fight to the death, people! Popularity contest! Jesus can't actually use his powers!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 02:11:30 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 17, 2010, 02:48:55 am
It's all about the rule of cool, not about an actual practical straight fight. I mean, Ozymandias, an obscure and little-remembered neolithic king somehow managed to take out a giant fighting anime mecha.He summoned a sandworm. He's the pharaoh, the son of the sun-god Ra, the unquestioned king of Egypt. He can do that.
Anyway, I'm voting for Jesus. He can stand on water, out of the statue's reach. He can control weather. If you kill him, he returns as Jesus the White. And he is canonically God, the omnipotent, omniscient creator of the universe, and the colossus only exists because he makes it exist. :P
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 02:50:29 am
Post by: Josephus on July 17, 2010, 02:51:40 am
BC can never be submerged in water, he is too huge.
7/7 water submerges everything. Also, if we're going with the Greek Colossus, there are plenty of places in the ocean that would fit over his head.
Post by: smigenboger on July 17, 2010, 02:52:36 am
You know how those David vs Goliath type fights turn out, plus he's, you know, Jesus.
Post by: Nolor on July 17, 2010, 02:57:05 am
Post by: RAM on July 17, 2010, 02:58:57 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 17, 2010, 03:09:59 am
Post by: Leafsnail on July 17, 2010, 04:52:42 am
We're overthinking this a bit.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 05:01:40 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 05:02:06 am
...Ever hear of nerdrage?
We're overthinking this a bit.
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 05:03:32 am
...You seem to be implying this is a bad thing.
We're overthinking this a bit.
Post by: Phmcw on July 17, 2010, 08:10:19 am
It explode in gore. Jesus has been struck down.
Jesus has resurrected.
Bronze colossus pinch Jesus in the head.
It explode in gore. Jesus has been struck down.
Jesus has resurrected.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My vote for Jesus. Eventually, the bronze colossus will be struck down by an unrelated adventurer.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 17, 2010, 09:08:15 am
Re: FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Bronze Colossus \/S Jesus
As soon as Jesus dies, the Bronze Colossus wins.
Post by: Nikov on July 17, 2010, 09:14:27 am
JC FTW.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 09:31:23 am
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 09:51:10 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 09:51:42 am
1. MetalSlimeHunt
2. Onlyhestands
3. ToonyMan
4. Phantom
5. Barbar Seal God
6. warhammer651
7. CrownofFire
8. smjjames
9. aurixdarastrix
10. dwarfguy2
11. Luke_Prowler
12. Dakk
13. RAM
14. Tradanbattlan
15. Cheddarius
16. Leafsnail
17. PTTG??
18. Japa
19. Zai
20. Daywalkah
21. Jervous
22. Criptfeind
23. Acanthus117
24. Rolan7
25. Nolor
Jesus
1. Diablous
2. dragnar
3. cowofdoom78963
4. CJ1145
5. ein (G-Sauce)
6. Schilcote
7. Jackrabbit
8. Realmfighter
9. tehstefan
10. kenseti
11. Earthquake Damage(?)
12. Japa
13. Josephus
14. Acanthus117
15. Solifuge
16. Mipe
17. Soadreqm
18. smigenboger
19. Phmcw
20. Nikov
21. Retro
DURR HURR
1. Aklyon
25-21
Tell me of any mistakes.
DAY ENDS IN AROUND 8-9 HOURS
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 09:52:41 am
Jesus is by himself.
Jesus is never alone. The children's song gives him strength!
JEEEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST~
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 09:54:01 am
Post by: Nikov on July 17, 2010, 09:59:15 am
Post by: Medicine Man on July 17, 2010, 10:12:02 am
"Jesus has collided with the bronze colossus!"
"Jesus has been struck down"
Post by: HideousBeing on July 17, 2010, 10:20:20 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 17, 2010, 10:29:04 am
Stalemate. Jesus wouldn't fight back.What if the colossus was selling something at the temple of Jerusalem?
Post by: Phmcw on July 17, 2010, 10:38:33 am
Then he would hit him with a deadly, deadly whip.Stalemate. Jesus wouldn't fight back.What if the colossus was selling something at the temple of Jerusalem?
Post by: Armok on July 17, 2010, 11:25:23 am
Post by: Bardum Idith on July 17, 2010, 11:27:14 am
Post by: Daywalkah on July 17, 2010, 11:32:44 am
Post by: Diablous on July 17, 2010, 11:34:24 am
Post by: nenjin on July 17, 2010, 11:41:30 am
Post by: ein on July 17, 2010, 11:42:01 am
It's really just a popularity contest.
Stop acting so serious about it.
Post by: Soadreqm on July 17, 2010, 11:57:50 am
Besides, it's not a fight to the death.You know, I really don't think we are. :P
It's really just a popularity contest.
Stop acting so serious about it.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 11:59:27 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 17, 2010, 05:30:11 pm
To suggest Christ can die would be blasphemous against the prophecies. Christ has the armies of heaven at his command. If it was written he shall not strike his foot against a stone, how could he beharmed by malice?
Looks like he's going to go down. Sure he can't strike his foot against a stone, but this time the stones a masterwork statue.
And also is made of metal.
It don't look good for ol' Jesus.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 05:45:08 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 05:48:02 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 05:49:17 pm
Don't worry, Jesus will come back as a third faction in the Ed vs. Bro fight.First Ed would deduce that Jesus's powers are alchemically derived(somehow), then use that knowledge to reduce him to an ordinary human. Then Bro would cause them both to explode through sheer awesome.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 07:33:07 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 07:35:57 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 17, 2010, 07:38:38 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 17, 2010, 07:39:11 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 07:40:09 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 17, 2010, 07:40:19 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 07:40:55 pm
There have been no story of how the fights have resulted. That will not change.There was Ozymandius summoning a sandworm to eat the giant robot.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 07:41:48 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 17, 2010, 07:42:42 pm
There have been no story of how the fights have resulted. That will not change.There was Ozymandius summoning a sandworm to eat the giant robot.
Where?
I'm not voting until we get to a fight I care about.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 07:43:32 pm
Wilfgar.
I have no idea who these people are. SandwormThere have been no story of how the fights have resulted. That will not change.There was Ozymandius summoning a sandworm to eat the giant robot.
What! I can understand not knowing Wulfgar but not knowing Mad Max?
Also Toony did not make that, it was someone else.
Post by: Aklyon on July 17, 2010, 07:45:36 pm
I have no idea who these people are. SandwormI also don't know, so Sandworm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 07:47:06 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 07:49:45 pm
I've heard the name, but that's about it.I have no idea who these people are. SandwormWhat! I can understand not knowing Wulfgar but not knowing Mad Max?
Post by: Rolan7 on July 17, 2010, 07:50:18 pm
I know Mad Max, but I'm meh about him.
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 07:55:08 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 07:56:20 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 17, 2010, 07:59:15 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 08:06:22 pm
Also, Mad Max.
Post by: Phmcw on July 17, 2010, 08:09:03 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 08:09:15 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 08:10:04 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 17, 2010, 08:11:56 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 08:14:10 pm
Sandworm
Post by: Phantom on July 17, 2010, 08:15:00 pm
I don't care about your goddamn Wulfgar I choose the motherfucking Road Warrior of the goddamn atomized purgatory that is now Australia!
(Wait a minute that's Jackrabbit/Archangel.) (http://traxus4420.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/roadwarrior_l.jpg)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 17, 2010, 08:32:21 pm
Post by: Daywalkah on July 17, 2010, 08:33:21 pm
Post by: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 08:48:09 pm
(http://i28.tinypic.com/sxlll1.jpg)
He also killed that dude and a bunch of other homo-platonic bikerbarians with trucks and shotgunnings to the face and then he saved the children. What did this Wulfgar guy ever do for anyone?
Post by: sonerohi on July 17, 2010, 08:50:51 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 08:51:03 pm
Post by: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 08:52:31 pm
Wulfgar. In his stories, he crashed stalactites into a dragons neck, tackled herds of reindeer to death, and collapsed a cavern onto himself and a horde of enemies to save his friends. That covers up to his first death. There ie shit loads more.
Pics or it didn't happen. Mad Max? He's got pics.
Also, he can outrun Sandworms. Driving really fast across deserts is like half his job description.
Post by: sonerohi on July 17, 2010, 08:54:26 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 08:59:57 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 09:02:57 pm
It should also be mentioned that Max made friends with a feral boy armed with a giant razor boomerang.
Ah, but did he have a mustache and ride a dinosaur?
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 09:04:15 pm
The pen is mightier than the ummm... camera, I guess.This raises an interesting point, false as it may be. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, is a video camera the most powerful weapon ever created?
Post by: Phantom on July 17, 2010, 09:04:32 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 17, 2010, 09:05:27 pm
It should also be mentioned that Max made friends with a feral boy armed with a giant razor boomerang.
Ah, but did he have a mustache and ride a dinosaur?
Do you want your head Razoranged off? No? Then stop asking questions and vote for Mad Max "The Baddest Mofo" Rockansky.
Post by: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:06:18 pm
YouTube would certainly say so. Point: Max. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Vw402IaII&feature=fvw)The pen is mightier than the ummm... camera, I guess.This raises an interesting point, false as it may be. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, is a video camera the most powerful weapon ever created?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 09:07:45 pm
The pen is mightier than the ummm... camera, I guess.This raises an interesting point, false as it may be. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, is a video camera the most powerful weapon ever created?
Oh wait a camera? Maybe then How many frames does this camera have?
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 09:09:56 pm
Post by: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:11:21 pm
it is greater than 60000 swords for every second it is on.
"Minigun of Swords" does not begin to describe the awesome power of video cameras.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 09:13:43 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 09:14:05 pm
Post by: Aklyon on July 17, 2010, 09:24:31 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 17, 2010, 09:26:09 pm
There is no other way.
Post by: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
This is awesome.
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second. Thanks again, Mad Max.
Post by: Jervous on July 17, 2010, 09:28:55 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 17, 2010, 09:31:41 pm
Actually, more than 60 kiloswords. Because, y'know, the pen is mightier, not equal. And a high-speed camera that gets a couple hundred frames per second is even better.This is awesome.
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second. Thanks again, Mad Max.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 17, 2010, 09:33:14 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 17, 2010, 09:34:27 pm
I vote Mad Max, roadwarrior!
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 09:35:19 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second. Thanks again, Mad Max.Sigged.
Post by: Enzo on July 17, 2010, 09:37:48 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 17, 2010, 09:38:37 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 17, 2010, 09:38:58 pm
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 09:39:50 pm
Well, your average video camera is 60 frames per second, so it is greater than 60000 swords for every second it is on. You could fell an army in less than a second!
As a point of possibly relevant trivia, professional films almost always use 24 frames per second in order to get the pleasing film aesthetic that home videos and TV news centers never give.
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 09:45:58 pm
Alttext: http://xkcd.com/732/Well, your average video camera is 60 frames per second, so it is greater than 60000 swords for every second it is on. You could fell an army in less than a second!
As a point of possibly relevant trivia, professional films almost always use 24 frames per second in order to get the pleasing film aesthetic that home videos and TV news centers never give.
Post by: RAM on July 17, 2010, 09:57:25 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 17, 2010, 10:03:27 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's your hero. Coincidence he's looking at the horses ass? I think not.
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 10:07:06 pm
Alttext: http://xkcd.com/732/
Quote
We're also stuck with blurry, juddery, slow-panning 24fps movies forever because (thanks to 60fps home video) people associate high framerates with camcorders and cheap sitcoms, and thus think good framerates look 'fake'.
I'd like to say I'm getting off-topic, but considering how off-topic the topic already was...
Being mentioned in XKCD =/= true. People don't prefer the film look because they think it looks more real, they like it because it looks nicer as direct result of its unrealism. 'Fake' framerates are desirable, in fact. I'm not even sure where he got the impression that all movies in 24p are immediately blurry, juddery, and slow-panning anyhow.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 10:10:33 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 10:16:41 pm
Being mentioned in XKCD =/= true. People don't prefer the film look because they think it looks more real, they like it because it looks nicer as direct result of its unrealism. 'Fake' framerates are desirable, in fact. I'm not even sure where he got the impression that all movies in 24p are immediately blurry, juddery, and slow-panning anyhow.Huh, I didn't know that. I always assumed higher framerate = better quality result. Also, I wasn't saying XKCD is always right, I just didn't know there was any actual reason to prefer a lower framerate.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 10:27:52 pm
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 10:29:51 pm
also needs moar mspa
Post by: Rose on July 17, 2010, 10:30:55 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 10:32:28 pm
also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
Post by: Retro on July 17, 2010, 10:36:03 pm
also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
*scatters ==>s around the thread and then hides behind a duck blind*
Post by: RAM on July 17, 2010, 10:36:29 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 10:39:34 pm
also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
*scatters ==>s around the thread and then hides behind a duck blind*
buckshot bang
Post by: dragnar on July 17, 2010, 10:43:39 pm
The wild stingray strikes Criptfeind in the heart.also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
Criptfeind has been struck down.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 10:47:04 pm
:[The wild stingray strikes Criptfeind in the heart.also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
Criptfeind has been struck down.
Dead people joke.
Post by: Sensei on July 17, 2010, 10:54:57 pm
Post by: ein on July 17, 2010, 10:55:13 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 17, 2010, 10:57:49 pm
:[The wild stingray strikes Criptfeind in the heart.also needs moar mspa
Hark! The mating call of a wild Toony! Lets see if any are attracted.
Criptfeind has been struck down.
Dead people joke.
It's sad, but he was a good man and died the way he would have wanted: impalement by fishlike object. Also, awesome avatar.
Post by: sonerohi on July 17, 2010, 10:59:47 pm
Wulfgar. Not only is he not bat shit fucking insane, he doesn't have a bad habit of picking up child side kicks and dead weight.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's your hero. Coincidence he's looking at the horses ass? I think not.
Wrong Wulfgar. My nomination was for Wulfgar son of Beorngar.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 11:01:19 pm
Wrong Wulfgar. My nomination was for Wulfgar son of Beorngar.
Wait who?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 17, 2010, 11:01:49 pm
Post by: sonerohi on July 17, 2010, 11:02:38 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 17, 2010, 11:06:58 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 17, 2010, 11:08:42 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 17, 2010, 11:10:13 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 17, 2010, 11:41:45 pm
Post by: Soadreqm on July 18, 2010, 02:18:55 am
And Jesus totally let that Bronze Colossus win, and will rise from the dead any moment now.
Post by: Retro on July 18, 2010, 02:21:45 am
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 02:30:30 am
I don't know who this Zelos Wilder fellow is, but he is going to get his ass handed to him next round.Annoying whiny Chosen One from Tales of Symphonia. There is a chosen one every generation and it makes them famous. IE: He's one of the highest ranking people in the kingdom, even though he spends all his time chasing girls. And worse yet, the whole world is constantly swooning over him... well, apart from one ninja girl on your team who is constantly beating him up. I like her based solely on this.
tl;dr: Whiny brat with no real power. Squish him.
Post by: RAM on July 18, 2010, 02:34:37 am
I'm voting for Mad Max.In three day Edward Elric and Bro will be fighting, I think that this qualifies as extremely bad timing...
And Jesus totally let that Bronze Colossus win, and will rise from the dead any moment now.
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 02:35:58 am
Edit: We must have someone illustrate all the battles. Every three fights, there must be a panel of Jesus showing up briefly before being crushed. Preferably without anyone else noticing he was there.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 02:45:20 am
Post by: Retro on July 18, 2010, 02:49:48 am
Post by: Cheeetar on July 18, 2010, 02:51:27 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 02:52:37 am
Mad Max!
Post by: RAM on July 18, 2010, 02:53:19 am
JC produces a fish and pulls a bone from it.
BC remains still...
JC leaps backwards and hurls a volley of needle-like bones at BC's ankle, bouncing off the metal surface.
BC remains still...
JC leaps to the side and releases a handful more needles, these perfectly wedge themselves into the seam of BC's ankle join.
BC remains still...
JC performs a backwards somersault to collect some soggy bread from the ground.
BC remains still...
JC sprints around BC's feet, hurling soggy bread, which collects in a thick mass.
Camera zooms in to BC's foot, highlighting a patch of rust around a piece of soggy bread.
Camera focuses on BC's face, the inside edges of the eyebrow plates fall to half obscure the eyes.
A massive metal fist slams into the valley wall, which collapses.
BC bursts from the rubble and strides off into the sunset...
Post by: Bardum Idith on July 18, 2010, 03:07:33 am
Because I've heard of him before :P
Post by: Enzo on July 18, 2010, 03:18:17 am
I don't know who this Zelos Wilder fellow is, but he is going to get his ass handed to him next round.Annoying whiny Chosen One from Tales of Symphonia. There is a chosen one every generation and it makes them famous. IE: He's one of the highest ranking people in the kingdom, even though he spends all his time chasing girls. And worse yet, the whole world is constantly swooning over him... well, apart from one ninja girl on your team who is constantly beating him up. I like her based solely on this.
tl;dr: Whiny brat with no real power. Squish him.
Zelos' real power is magically seducing any girl he talks to. Everyone knows Godzilla is actually female, so he has that fight in the bag.
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 03:36:27 am
Post by: Enzo on July 18, 2010, 03:38:35 am
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 03:41:00 am
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 18, 2010, 03:51:42 am
Post by: RAM on July 18, 2010, 04:04:06 am
Post by: MagmaDeath on July 18, 2010, 04:19:32 am
YOU NEVER KNOW.
Post by: Josephus on July 18, 2010, 05:43:04 am
It isn't the stupid Godzilla, it is real Godzilla. Stupid Godzilla is Female, well, not really, it is actually a single gender species, which is clearly completely different, but it lays eggs so it is an easy mistake to make. Real Godzilla is about twice the height, shoots radiation/laser beams from its mouth, and is resuscitated by nuclear weapons. It's gender is debatable, but whoever was wearing the suit was probably male...
Real Godzilla also, canonically, absolutely destroyed Stupid Godzilla in like six seconds in Godzilla: Final Wars. That movie was the best, seriously. Even if it did have Japanese Agent Smith wannabes all over the place.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 18, 2010, 05:44:21 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 18, 2010, 09:01:07 am
Stupid Godzilla is Female, well, not really, it is actually a single gender species, which is clearly completely different,
Oh God GINO is an asari.
Post by: smjjames on July 18, 2010, 10:25:24 am
It isn't the stupid Godzilla, it is real Godzilla. Stupid Godzilla is Female, well, not really, it is actually a single gender species, which is clearly completely different, but it lays eggs so it is an easy mistake to make. Real Godzilla is about twice the height, shoots radiation/laser beams from its mouth, and is resuscitated by nuclear weapons. It's gender is debatable, but whoever was wearing the suit was probably male...
Real Godzilla also, canonically, absolutely destroyed Stupid Godzilla in like six seconds in Godzilla: Final Wars. That movie was the best, seriously. Even if it did have Japanese Agent Smith wannabes all over the place.
I'm assuming 'stupid godzilla' refers to the american godzilla, which is fine with me (it was basically an overgrown marine iguana anyway), and Godzilla (the real one) has always been referred to as a male.
All Godzilla has to do is stomp the guy.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 18, 2010, 10:42:42 am
All Godzilla has to do is stomp the guy.I believe there was a point where Wulfgar actually was stomped by something huge and lived, by holding up the foot. He's also adept at slaying giants, although maybe not THAT giant of giants.
Post by: shibdib on July 18, 2010, 10:47:10 am
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll230/blaziken386/MUDKIP.png)
Post by: Heron TSG on July 18, 2010, 10:49:16 am
Post by: shibdib on July 18, 2010, 10:51:14 am
Mudkips in a fight to the death? No.
(http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/215/3/8/Soviet_Mudkip_by_supermariotwins.jpg)
Post by: warhammer651 on July 18, 2010, 11:01:22 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 05:37:05 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 18, 2010, 05:42:08 pm
Sandworm wins the contest no one entered.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 18, 2010, 05:51:14 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Phantom on July 18, 2010, 06:15:22 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 18, 2010, 06:37:33 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 06:38:01 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 06:38:39 pm
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:39:02 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 18, 2010, 06:39:09 pm
The guy who isn't Godzilla.HERETIC!
...
Godzilla.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 18, 2010, 06:39:57 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 06:40:07 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 06:41:07 pm
Who is Zelos Wilder anyway?
Godzilla.
P.S. I vote for Godzilla.
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:41:22 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 06:43:58 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 06:45:21 pm
He'sGodzillanotGodzillaGodzillaGodzilla.
Godzilla.
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:45:45 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 06:46:20 pm
The guy who isn't Godzilla.Warning, you are voting for this idiot:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 06:46:56 pm
Post by: Phmcw on July 18, 2010, 06:47:14 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 06:47:33 pm
Sometimes, it feels likeI'm the only person who doesn'tlike Godzilla...
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:47:58 pm
The guy who isn't Godzilla.Warning, you are voting for this idiot:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sometimes, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't like Godzilla...
He's not Godzilla.
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 06:48:52 pm
Is.... Is that a guy?Theoretically.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 18, 2010, 06:50:29 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 06:50:55 pm
The guy who isn'tGodzilla.Warning,you are votingfor this idiotGodzilla:Spoiler (click to show/hide)Sometimes, it feels like I'm the only person who doesn't likeGodzilla...He's notGodzilla.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 06:51:31 pm
Is.... Is that a guy?Theoretically.
......
He's wearing more pink than i've seen on any person in my entire life.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 06:51:46 pm
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:53:43 pm
Is.... Is that a guy?Theoretically.
......
He's wearing more pink than i've seen on any person in my entire life.
Come visit America.
We really do have women in pink tracksuits.
They are the most godawful abominations anyone can put over their skin.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 18, 2010, 06:55:12 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 06:55:31 pm
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:56:08 pm
And that's really not a lot of pink.
Post by: smjjames on July 18, 2010, 06:56:20 pm
This one is going to be another curb stomp fight.
STOP POSTING! LOL! Kept getting that post warning, lol
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 06:56:35 pm
ITS AGUYGODZILLA
I love strikethrough.
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:57:36 pm
ITS AGUYGODZILLA
IloveliekstrikethroughGodzilla.
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 06:58:47 pm
You think that's bad? Here's a screenshot from the game:......Is.... Is that a guy?Theoretically.
He's wearing more pink than i've seen on any person in my entire life.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 06:59:32 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 18, 2010, 07:00:12 pm
You think that's bad? Here's a screenshot from the game:......Is.... Is that a guy?Theoretically.
He's wearing more pink than i've seen on any person in my entire life.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You going to edit in a pic?
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 07:01:45 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 07:02:38 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 07:02:50 pm
I'mnot seeing an imageGodzilla, dude.
Post by: ein on July 18, 2010, 07:03:30 pm
I can see it fine... Does the direct link work? http://www.musogato.com/_jadeisland/_pics/zelosd.jpg
That just looks silly.
But yeah, those wings have massive badass potential.
Post by: smjjames on July 18, 2010, 07:07:25 pm
Nm, maybe not....
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 18, 2010, 07:09:02 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 18, 2010, 07:11:04 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 07:24:48 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 18, 2010, 07:26:34 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 18, 2010, 07:27:10 pm
I think we're done here, or at least will be very soon.
Yea, its another curb-stomp fight here since Godzilla is just landsliding away with the votes.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 18, 2010, 07:40:10 pm
Quote from: Landslide
GodzillaWHEEE! I'M A ROCK!!
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 18, 2010, 07:40:31 pm
Post by: Retro on July 18, 2010, 08:01:23 pm
Post by: RAM on July 18, 2010, 08:03:08 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 08:03:15 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 18, 2010, 08:07:33 pm
SPODKILLAAAAAAA!!!This.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 18, 2010, 08:08:36 pm
WHAT THE SMILEY.
Post by: Lokii on July 18, 2010, 08:09:30 pm
Oh never-mind, he was a douche canoe in-game.
Godzilla it is.
Post by: Josephus on July 18, 2010, 08:15:41 pm
Godzilla makes King Ghidorah his bitch.
GODZILLA.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 18, 2010, 08:20:19 pm
... I don't have to explain myself to you!
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 18, 2010, 08:20:43 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 18, 2010, 08:21:58 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 08:23:13 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 18, 2010, 08:25:29 pm
I'm voting for Zelos because Godzilla is just a big angry lizard.
A big angry lizard impervious to all but one weapon (and creature) and who can fly by shooting his radioactive breath. I mean, what the hell was that. Radioactive breath-flight. What.
Also, it took this to take Godzilla down:
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7818/destoroyahmo8.jpg)
THAT IS KAIJU SATAN RIGHT THERE
Post by: RAM on July 18, 2010, 08:29:56 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 18, 2010, 08:33:38 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 08:36:08 pm
Post by: Cheeetar on July 18, 2010, 09:14:11 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 18, 2010, 10:08:28 pm
I remember there's some lost film called "Godzilla goes to Edo", the copies of which were all destroyed.By Godzilla
Post by: Phantom on July 18, 2010, 10:26:45 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 18, 2010, 10:31:39 pm
Actually it was called King Kong Appears in Edo.
Figures they were destroyed, Godzilla would have to defend his turf otherwise.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 18, 2010, 10:34:49 pm
Actually it was called King Kong is devoured by Godzilla in 0.
Post by: Phantom on July 18, 2010, 10:37:18 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 18, 2010, 10:39:19 pm
That settles it, I vote for Mechagodzilla. (http://www.deviantart.com/download/96966949/Godzilla_Neo___KIRYU_by_KaijuSamurai.jpg) And Mothra to an extent.
I can't recall a single movie where MechaGodzilla had that much arm flexibility.
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 19, 2010, 05:49:58 am
Wait I bet that jokes been made already damn.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 19, 2010, 06:36:12 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 06:44:28 am
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 06:57:50 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 06:59:16 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 07:02:05 am
He can cut an automail. That thing breaks every episode.
Post by: Retro on July 19, 2010, 07:03:26 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 19, 2010, 07:06:57 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 07:08:21 am
Bro cut a milethick meteor in half while standing on it.
He can cut an automail. That thing breaks every episode.
He got a new type of automail at Briggs. This one is less durable, but NEVER BREAKS. Also, Ed is most definitely not a meteor, and would not blindly fling himself at things in the way a meteor would.
Ed isn't going to be beaten by a puppet. All he needs is to know the composition of wood. Or, you know, FIRE.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 07:27:12 am
Also: Bro is always Bro.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 19, 2010, 07:28:54 am
*braces self*
Post by: Phmcw on July 19, 2010, 07:30:41 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 07:33:17 am
As much as I like Full Metal Alchemist, Ed doesn't stand a chance. Bro fought Jack Noir to a standstill atop a giant turntable after Jack had destroyed two armies without breaking a sweat. Ed's got nothing on him. Ed wouldn't be beaten by a puppet, sure, but Bro only uses that when he REALLY wants to humiliate his opponent. He uses his sword (which is apparently unbreakable) when up against a real opponent.
Also: Bro is always Bro.
Bro matched Jack Noir, and Ed beat what was essentially The Devil possessing God. WITH HIS BARE HANDS
Can we get these two to team up too? Because that'd be so much goddamn win.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 07:36:30 am
Spoiler: this is bro (click to show/hide)
(blonde dude)
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 19, 2010, 07:38:12 am
Where is Bro from?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 07:38:26 am
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 07:41:48 am
Bro fights a meteor, and possibly a god, and some other stuff happens (http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840), if you are confused at all by any of it then you are obviously unworthy...
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 19, 2010, 07:42:40 am
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 07:52:42 am
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 07:53:04 am
Faster-than-the-eye-can-track and doesn't need a weapon.
Fast enough to be in two places at once but is now clearly visible.
Is clearly visible and moves coherently, needs to trigger a mutually assured destruction event in order to escape...
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 07:54:42 am
I'm all for teaming up, but Ed could seriously punch out Satan-God with his bare hands. You really can't get much better than that.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 19, 2010, 08:02:46 am
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 08:03:56 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:04:09 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 19, 2010, 08:06:41 am
This is a popularity contest. Even I'd be voting Ed+Bro on that one.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:21:01 am
The match is now Ed+Bro vs. Jesus. VOTE. :PThat would be far too one-sided. The fight wouldn't last a second.
All things considered, Bro seems to be getting less impressive. One could imagine that the video is being slowed down as the opponents become more imposing, but it seems to go:I disagree. The second time he fights Dave he isn't even there. He just predicts everything ahead of time and it's an afterimage fighting Dave. Sure he's visible, but he's not really there, he's watching from some ways away. The third fight is against what has basically become a god, so time has probobly been slowed down to see what's going on.
Faster-than-the-eye-can-track and doesn't need a weapon.
Fast enough to be in two places at once but is now clearly visible.
Is clearly visible and moves coherently, needs to trigger a mutually assured destruction event in order to escape...
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:29:21 am
Post by: Retro on July 19, 2010, 08:36:54 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:46:11 am
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:50:16 am
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:57:25 am
That settles it, I vote for Mechagodzilla. (http://www.deviantart.com/download/96966949/Godzilla_Neo___KIRYU_by_KaijuSamurai.jpg) And Mothra to an extent.
I can't recall a single movie where MechaGodzilla had that much arm flexibility.
There are three Mechagodzillas; the first one, which is the only one that has that name proper, was created by the aliens from Planet X to fight Godzilla specifically, and he started out with a flesh-layer that made him look exactly like Godzilla.
The second and third ones are Moguera and Kiryu. Both of them, I think, were created by Japanese people as anti-Godzilla weapons. Kiryu was created from the first Godzilla's bones (which were all that was left after they hit him with the Oxygen Destroyer superweapon). All three of them fought the second Godzilla.
The third Godzilla is the second Godzilla's son or something; he was killed by
Post by: Jervous on July 19, 2010, 09:00:02 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 09:00:25 am
Not really. Bro's entire purpose is to be awesome. He doesn't actually help out much or accomplish anything, he merely sets things up/bails Dave out periodically. He's like gandalf. Only a ninja.
In that case, the match is now Ed+Bro vs. Jesus+Gandalf. Awesome ninja young guys versus old bearded magic men.
Post by: Phmcw on July 19, 2010, 09:03:10 am
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 09:03:36 am
Yes. Just, yes.Not really. Bro's entire purpose is to be awesome. He doesn't actually help out much or accomplish anything, he merely sets things up/bails Dave out periodically. He's like gandalf. Only a ninja.
In that case, the match is now Ed+Bro vs. Jesus+Gandalf. Awesome ninja young guys versus old bearded magic men.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:06:09 am
Gandalf would fry the three of them alone. it's not even a mach for him. But if he have Jesus to heal and buff, he'll be unstoppable.
Funnily enough, Gandalf is lower on the cosmic scale than Jesus in his respective Pantheon. He's a minor angel, is all.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 19, 2010, 09:10:00 am
I can only watch Homestuck in small portions before the awesome numbs me, so I haven't gotten far. Those fights are incredible-looking though.
Ed... You know, without Al, he's not that awesome. More like brash to the point of stupidity. His powers are awesome, yeah, but I'm not really satisfied with his character growth.
Bro
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:11:34 am
Bro = Bro.
Post by: Phmcw on July 19, 2010, 09:18:03 am
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:18:55 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 19, 2010, 09:19:16 am
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:20:38 am
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 09:42:20 am
As far as this one goes, Godzilla could use his breath weapon, but I don't think he is going to waste that on a small target.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:45:06 am
I think he could beat the American Godzilla, but he wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance against real Godzilla or anyone in real Godzilla's Rogues Gallery. Except maybe that giant shrimp, because that giant shrimp is stupid.
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 09:56:13 am
I did a little research on this Zelos Wilder guy.
I think he could beat the American Godzilla, but he wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance against real Godzilla or anyone in real Godzilla's Rogues Gallery. Except maybe that giant shrimp, because that giant shrimp is stupid.
The American Godzillas son in the cartoon could have a bit more of a chance, but then again, the monsters in the series weren't really all that powerful and he did have the assistance of humans, sometimes. That and I think he would be somewhat more agile than the real godzilla and has a breath weapon of his own, not to mention smart.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 09:58:16 am
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 10:03:35 am
Yeah, the son was a legitimate Godzilla in his own way. Radioactive breath and much higher toughness than his momdad. Of course, none of the monsters in the cartoon were King Ghidorah level, but they were respectable kaiju in their own right. Except for those stupid squid. I hated those squid.
Giant squid already exist, which is probably why they didn't seem all that great. On the zillawiki, it said that they were food for another monster, so plotwise, it makes sense.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 10:47:51 am
Yeah, the son was a legitimate Godzilla in his own way. Radioactive breath and much higher toughness than his momdad. Of course, none of the monsters in the cartoon were King Ghidorah level, but they were respectable kaiju in their own right. Except for those stupid squid. I hated those squid.
I know. I grew up thinking that nobody ever told us what happened to the last hatchling, which was depressing. Then about a year or two ago I found out that they made this cartoon. And that it was actually respected as a legitimate Godzilla venture. Cue tears of joy.
Spoiler: Cartoon spoilers (click to show/hide)
Post by: Qmarx on July 19, 2010, 12:42:46 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 19, 2010, 12:45:17 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 12:48:00 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 19, 2010, 12:57:26 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 01:03:28 pm
Also, when it happens, Bro could probably beat Godzilla using radiation. So yeah.
This makes so little sense it begins to make sense in the opposite direction. This makes anti-sense.
Post by: Sensei on July 19, 2010, 01:08:09 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 01:12:53 pm
Let's remember Bro can kill a meteor with his sword. And he time travels.
However, meteors do not repair themselves when struck by a sword. And radiation is what made Godzilla in the first place. In fact, Bro probably made Godzilla to begin with, by going back in time to when he was a Zillasaur or whatever and radiating it, transforming it into the demonic asskicker we all know and love.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 01:52:23 pm
Post by: ein on July 19, 2010, 01:56:14 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 02:03:36 pm
So I'm fairly certain the last match of this tournament will be
Rincewind, Curly Brace, Problem Sleuth, and Gilgamesh riding a sandworm on the surface of Zonama Sekot
VS.
Ed and Bro riding on the back of Godzilla, while Pikachu and Gandalf ride on an army of magical eagles to provide air support.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 19, 2010, 02:07:36 pm
Despite my perceived trashing of Bro, I still insist he'd win that fight, ESPECIALLY riding Godzilla.
So I'm fairly certain the last match of this tournament will be
Rincewind, Curly Brace, Problem Sleuth, and Gilgamesh riding a sandworm on the surface of Zonama Sekot
VS.
Ed and Bro riding on the back of Godzilla, while Pikachu and Gandalf ride on an army of magical eagles to provide air support.
That's stupid.
... and so beautiful I want to cry.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 02:09:20 pm
Agreed. I vote for team 2! But only barely...Despite my perceived trashing of Bro, I still insist he'd win that fight, ESPECIALLY riding Godzilla.
So I'm fairly certain the last match of this tournament will be
Rincewind, Curly Brace, Problem Sleuth, and Gilgamesh riding a sandworm on the surface of Zonama Sekot
VS.
Ed and Bro riding on the back of Godzilla, while Pikachu and Gandalf ride on an army of magical eagles to provide air support.
That's stupid.
... and so beautiful I want to cry.
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 02:35:55 pm
Despite my perceived trashing of Bro, I still insist he'd win that fight, ESPECIALLY riding Godzilla.
So I'm fairly certain the last match of this tournament will be
Rincewind, Curly Brace, Problem Sleuth, and Gilgamesh riding a sandworm on the surface of Zonama Sekot
VS.
Ed and Bro riding on the back of Godzilla, while Pikachu and Gandalf ride on an army of magical eagles to provide air support.
Since when was gandalf in this tournament?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 03:01:29 pm
Post by: Phmcw on July 19, 2010, 03:58:44 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 04:10:43 pm
Post by: zchris13 on July 19, 2010, 04:11:01 pm
Post by: Armok on July 19, 2010, 04:13:11 pm
<Jesus is> promptly used as a reagent...This.
Quote from: CJ1145 link=topic=61031.msg1413425#msg1413425 date=1279542797
Can we get these two to team up too? Because that'd be so much goddamn win.Also this.
Quote from: CJ1145 link=topic=61031.msg1414222#msg1414222 date=1279566216
Despite my perceived trashing of Bro, I still insist he'd win that fight, ESPECIALLY riding Godzilla.THIS THIS THIS THIS THIIIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm fairly certain the last match of this tournament will be
Rincewind, Curly Brace, Problem Sleuth, and Gilgamesh riding a sandworm on the surface of Zonama Sekot
VS.
Ed and Bro riding on the back of Godzilla, while Pikachu and Gandalf ride on an army of magical eagles to provide air support.
Post by: zchris13 on July 19, 2010, 04:17:36 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 04:51:42 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 05:02:09 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 05:04:39 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 05:08:28 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 05:11:53 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 19, 2010, 05:13:08 pm
Also works with Aesus Cesus and Desus.
Sounds Roman.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 05:14:23 pm
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 05:31:02 pm
Tough one...If the Godzilla match is decided yet I vote Bro.
I can only watch Homestuck in small portions before the awesome numbs me, so I haven't gotten far. Those fights are incredible-looking though.
Ed... You know, without Al, he's not that awesome. More like brash to the point of stupidity. His powers are awesome, yeah, but I'm not really satisfied with his character growth.
Bro
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 19, 2010, 05:34:40 pm
Dude if anybody votes someone that isn't in the current round I ain't going back to count it.
How quickly you all forget the words of ToonyMan.
Post by: Phantom on July 19, 2010, 05:36:20 pm
BRO IS ALWAYS BRO.
Secondary Vote: Andrew Hussie
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 05:36:40 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 19, 2010, 05:50:56 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 05:55:39 pm
Also works with Aesus Cesus and Desus.
Sounds Roman.
<_< >_>
Because ToonyMan is lazy, of course. Or busy. Or suffering from long-thread apathy. Any one of those works, really.
Or he does not want to end things early because things can turn around. Most likely not in 2 hours but where do you draw the line? One guy won but he only had like two votes for the first 12 hours and every body said he was going to lose. Then he got like 30 votes.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 06:16:48 pm
So I'll do that now, you can vote Bro or Ed now. (I think that's who the next guys are)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 19, 2010, 06:20:22 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 19, 2010, 06:21:44 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 06:21:59 pm
BRO IS ALWAYS BRO
Post by: sonerohi on July 19, 2010, 06:23:11 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 06:25:19 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 19, 2010, 06:25:31 pm
Tough one...
I can only watch Homestuck in small portions before the awesome numbs me, so I haven't gotten far. Those fights are incredible-looking though.
Ed... You know, without Al, he's not that awesome. More like brash to the point of stupidity. His powers are awesome, yeah, but I'm not really satisfied with his character growth.
Bro
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 06:32:46 pm
I like Ed, but... Bro is always Bro. If I were treating this as a popularity contest I would vote Ed, but I'm not.
What but what. It is still a popularity contest, vote for who you want to win!
Post by: Lokii on July 19, 2010, 06:34:50 pm
What.
Um.
Bro?
Post by: Phmcw on July 19, 2010, 06:37:36 pm
I vote Edwardo Elric.
Post by: nenjin on July 19, 2010, 06:38:09 pm
Sitting this one out.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 06:39:17 pm
Edward Elric
(http://i25.tinypic.com/5x52qv.jpg)
Bro
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr75/ToonyMan93/Homestuck/1279322683564.png)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 06:40:31 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 06:41:40 pm
(http://th05.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/i/2005/216/a/b/Edward_Elric_by_Kalleder.jpg)
(yes, bro's is still more awesome. not much that can be done about that, he is awesome personified.)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 19, 2010, 06:46:02 pm
Bro is 3 letrs.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 06:54:16 pm
I vote Ed if I have to, but I strongly suggest they team up. They WILL win this contest if they do.
Post by: Phantom on July 19, 2010, 06:55:17 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 19, 2010, 06:57:46 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 06:58:40 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 06:58:50 pm
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 19, 2010, 06:59:40 pm
Post by: Leafsnail on July 19, 2010, 07:05:44 pm
I'd go with Ed since he's probably better equipped to take down Godzilla next round.
Post by: Armok on July 19, 2010, 07:15:33 pm
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 19, 2010, 07:20:58 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 07:30:47 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 07:33:09 pm
This is another squash match. Again, Bro = Bro.
No it isn't, theres already plenty of votes for Edward Elric, so I'd say its about even.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 07:36:24 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 19, 2010, 07:46:51 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 19, 2010, 07:47:10 pm
Bro is the coolest motherfucker out there.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 07:50:43 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 07:55:10 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 07:57:47 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 19, 2010, 08:00:59 pm
I'm actually fine with either winning because Kamina is awesome.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:02:12 pm
I mostly agree with that, except there's no way a penguin with an axe is going to beat a 20 foot tall Ork Warboss. Except by sheer taciturn pluck, of course.
Spoiler: Org to scale (click to show/hide)
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:02:53 pm
Ed stands less of a chance against Godzilla. Punching out God with your bare hands is a lot less impressive than withstanding a nuclear breath weapon with massive range and ridiculous destructive potential. Also, I can't believe I forgot Godzilla has hulk-like powers of regeneration (though nothing near Wolverine level), so if there's a size limit on what Ed can transmute, well... stomp.
Bro, on the other hand, has powers uniquely suited to combating Godzilla - namely, the cutting of giant objects.
Also, holy shit, Org is what?
Post by: Retro on July 19, 2010, 08:04:23 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:04:35 pm
I mostly agree with that, except there's no way a penguin with an axe is going to beat a 20 foot tall Ork Warboss. Except by sheer taciturn pluck, of course.not to mention there's no way he's gonna beat garret. By the time Org sees him, he will be in the process of getting stabbed in the back.
I don't know, you guys seem to think an "ironic" white guy with a puppet fetish can beat Edward, who punched out God WITH HIS BARE HANDS.Bah, the "ironic" stuff is just to freak out Dave. Bro is awesome.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:05:26 pm
You've said that enough for everybody to know and judge about it.
Shh! I'm trying to make a meme here, man, don't blow this for me!
@Josephus: Godzilla survived a lot worse than being sliced open. In fact, one of the subplots for one of the movies revolved around how being cut open literally did nothing to him.
Besides, I'm pretty sure Ed doesn't have a size limit, so long as he knows what precisely Godzilla would be made of. So he'd have to retreat and do some research while Mustang repeatedly blew Godzilla up to stall for time, but eventually he'd win. My point is, the characters of FMA have more or less made a career out of killing things that shouldn't be killable.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:08:24 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 19, 2010, 08:09:37 pm
Although he has probably survived radiation, considering the backstory of after Mad Max 1.
Basically:
Spoiler: Very small/largeBackstory Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyway I think Godzilla would be a barely fitting compensation for SCP-682, considering they're both giant goddamn lizards.
EDIT: Wait what the hell are we doing again besides voting on who would win?
EDITEDIT: Goddamn Ninja Criptfeind son-of-a-bitch.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:11:38 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also damn people this is not about fighting, it is about a popularity contest.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:14:11 pm
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Also damn people this is not about fighting, it is about a popularity contest.
In that case I need to get my friends on this site. They're the only people crazier about FMA than me.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:15:22 pm
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Also damn people this is not about fighting, it is about a popularity contest.
There would be no discussion at all if we couldn't talk about fighting. It'd just be "I like BRO better." "Nuh-uh, ED is so much cooler!" "Nuh-uh, BRO is cooler!" ad infinitum.
Besides, blame ToonyMan for putting "Fight to the Death" in the thread title.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:22:51 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:23:35 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 19, 2010, 08:24:41 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:26:05 pm
There would be no discussion at all if we couldn't talk about fighting. It'd just be "I like BRO better." "Nuh-uh, ED is so much cooler!" "Nuh-uh, BRO is cooler!" ad infinitum.
Look at fight one, there was very little talk about who can kill who. I still think that was the most enjoyable argument yet.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:28:16 pm
Anyway, that first one came out with a team-up, so it's all for the good.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 19, 2010, 08:29:07 pm
Changed to Ed FTW.
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:31:38 pm
Mainly because the two were too evenly matched. The only thing putting Sleuth above Curly was sepulcritude, the use of which would result in instantly losing. There was no fighting because everyone agreed they should team up.There would be no discussion at all if we couldn't talk about fighting. It'd just be "I like BRO better." "Nuh-uh, ED is so much cooler!" "Nuh-uh, BRO is cooler!" ad infinitum.
Look at fight one, there was very little talk about who can kill who. I still think that was the most enjoyable argument yet.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 19, 2010, 08:34:17 pm
Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:36:28 pm
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Mainly because the two were too evenly matched. The only thing putting Sleuth above Curly was sepulcritude, the use of which would result in instantly losing. There was no fighting because everyone agreed they should team up.
Nah I think PS win easy. Also sepulcritude did not kill him the first time and it is not his only super powerful move. It was agreed they should team up like two hours before the deadline after a day of arguing, but no fighting.
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 08:37:40 pm
Godzilla is cold blooded, though. There's probably something you can do to a cold blooded creature with transmutation.
Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?
Its an alchemy thing.
Anyways, wouldn't Godzilla be warm blooded? What with his radioactive core. He has plenty of mass so that cold won't affect him very much.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:40:28 pm
Post by: Leafsnail on July 19, 2010, 08:42:28 pm
Come to think of it, you could mess with that core pretty nicely...
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:43:09 pm
Seriously though I think a radioactive core would count.
Post by: RAM on July 19, 2010, 08:44:46 pm
Tough one...Agreed, I vote Bro.
I can only watch Homestuck in small portions before the awesome numbs me, so I haven't gotten far. Those fights are incredible-looking though.
Ed... You know, without Al, he's not that awesome. More like brash to the point of stupidity. His powers are awesome, yeah, but I'm not really satisfied with his character growth.
Bro
Besides, I'm pretty sure Ed doesn't have a size limit, so long as he knows what precisely Godzilla would be made of. So he'd have to retreat and do some research while Mustang repeatedly blew Godzilla up to stall for time, but eventually he'd win. My point is, the characters of FMA have more or less made a career out of killing things that shouldn't be killable.1: It is a solo event, no friends to offer a distraction.
2: Research material on the composition of Godzilla is limited.
3: Factoring battle damage, rubble, and the ever chaotic effects of radiation, Godzilla's composition is not constant.
4: If you spend long enough around Godzilla, you will probably incur radiation poisoning...
Post by: dragnar on July 19, 2010, 08:46:28 pm
Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 08:46:47 pm
Unless you think you can make a lizard warm blooded by setting it on fire. :P
Lol, no.
I guess we don't really have any way of knowing whether dinosaurs were cold blooded or not... but I always assumed Godzilla to be a giant reptile. Eh.
Come to think of it, you could mess with that core pretty nicely...
Theres alot of good evidence that the Theropods were warmblooded and the other plant eaters besides the Sauropods were likely warm blooded too.
For the Sauropods, its harder to tell for sure whether they actually were warm blooded, but given that most dinosaurs were warm blooded, they may have been as well.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 19, 2010, 08:47:08 pm
4: If you spend long enough around Godzilla, you will probably incurFixed.radiation poisoning...A POWERUP
Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.So why get all the ingredients for a human body?
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 19, 2010, 08:47:43 pm
It's possible in the real world too. It's just so expensive it isn't worth it.Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:48:44 pm
Spoiler: Warning: The entire point of Fullmetal Alchemist is within this spoiler (click to show/hide)
@Leafsnail: They can transmute, but that is limited. It's simpler (in a way) for them to just gather the elements and combine them.
Post by: Josephus on July 19, 2010, 08:49:00 pm
4: If you spend long enough around Godzilla, you will probably incur radiation poisoning...
Especially if Godzilla goes full nuclear (prior to death), in which case everything in a radius around him will burst into flame. Think of him as a Spirit of Fire, except eighty times the size, and with an effect that besides causing ridiculous heat damage, also causes toxic radiation poisoning just by proximity.
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 08:49:28 pm
It's possible in the real world too. It's just so expensive it isn't worth it.Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
And involves a particle collider anyway.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:51:11 pm
I thought that was the point of the stone thingy?Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
It's possible in the real world too. It's just so expensive it isn't worth it.Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
And involves a particle collider anyway.
What?... I don't think it needs a particle collider...
Post by: smjjames on July 19, 2010, 08:52:31 pm
It's possible in the real world too. It's just so expensive it isn't worth it.Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
And involves a particle collider anyway.
What?... I don't think it needs a particle collider...
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Wouldn't hurt.....
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 08:53:00 pm
I thought that was the point of the stone thingy?Incidentally, if he can't change one element into another, doesn't that mean it isn't transmutation at all?Actually, it seems he can. It's a bit unclear, but it's apparently possible to transmute lead into gold. The problem is that's it's extremely illegal to do so.
No, he needs it to avoid the equivalent exchange of human transmutation. To make lead into gold you don't need to offer that much. But to make a human, you must offer pretty much another human. Therefore, to get their bodies back Ed and Al need to avoid sacrificing human lives to do it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 19, 2010, 09:22:59 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 19, 2010, 09:25:50 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 09:27:32 pm
Also I think it was explained somewhat when his paradox clone was sent back in time.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 19, 2010, 10:15:48 pm
Bro.
Post by: MagmaDeath on July 19, 2010, 10:17:11 pm
Seriously, he fought Jack Noir to a standstill
Post by: PTTG?? on July 20, 2010, 12:12:32 am
Originally I was going to vote against him because of the clip art thing, but then my own Radical Sword Dude thing won out.
BRO
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 12:19:43 am
This is another squash match. Again, Bro = Bro.No it isn't, theres already plenty of votes for Edward Elric, so I'd say its about even.
Spoiler: at the time of this post Bro had twice as many votes as Edward Elric (click to show/hide)
Edward Elric
1. MetalSlimeHunt
2. Phmcw
3. CJ1145
4. Realmfighter (says his vote only counts if they team up, they won't unless it's a tie, but then that means his vote will count and it won't be a tie)
5. smjjames
6. Leafsnail
7. warhammer651
8. Acanthus117
Bro
1. Diablous
2. ToonyMan
3. sonerohi
4. dragnar
5. Rolan7
6. Lokii
7. PTTG??
8. Criptfeind (doesn't want vote to count if there is a tie, but then there wouldn't be a tie)
9. SHAD0Wdump
10. Armok
11. dwarfguy2
12. Josephus
13. Tradanbattlan
14. Retro
15. CrownofFire
16. Daywalkah
17. RAM
18. Barbar the Seal God
19. MagmaDeath
8-19
Tell me of any mistakes.
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 12:43:25 am
Post by: Nivim on July 20, 2010, 12:56:25 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 20, 2010, 01:03:23 am
Post by: Enzo on July 20, 2010, 01:29:29 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 02:30:07 am
I may have a crush on the man.
Post by: Tack on July 20, 2010, 02:30:39 am
Edward.
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 02:33:57 am
Post by: Nivim on July 20, 2010, 02:55:06 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 02:55:53 am
Post by: Tack on July 20, 2010, 02:59:00 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 03:10:19 am
Post by: Rose on July 20, 2010, 03:17:00 am
um
I mean
Bro.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 03:28:07 am
Post by: RAM on July 20, 2010, 03:30:23 am
Post by: Cheeetar on July 20, 2010, 03:33:12 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 20, 2010, 03:51:39 am
Post by: Josephus on July 20, 2010, 05:46:22 am
It's amazing what people choose in a poll like this. What criteria do each of you use? How much you enjoyed the character? A mental dice roll? Or some variant of logic?
I'm actually going with Power Levels and shit. For example, Bro's is just ridiculous, so he clearly wins this one.
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 05:49:25 am
Japa, the mustache on your avatar is horrific.
That is Japa and Japa's mustache and you will not disrespect it.
Post by: Rose on July 20, 2010, 06:41:08 am
Japa, the mustache on your avatar is horrific.
there are many mustaches in the world
this is mine, that makes it special.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 20, 2010, 07:24:14 am
Anyway, I tend to go with the one I know, or the most powerful one if I know both.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 07:29:12 am
It's amazing what people choose in a poll like this. What criteria do each of you use? How much you enjoyed the character? A mental dice roll? Or some variant of logic?Bro can cut meteors in half. That is all the reason I need for this one.
I'm actually going with Power Levels and shit. For example, Bro's is just ridiculous, so he clearly wins this one.
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So yeah, I'm going with this reasoning.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 20, 2010, 07:40:17 am
It's amazing what people choose in a poll like this. What criteria do each of you use? How much you enjoyed the character? A mental dice roll? Or some variant of logic?
How much I enjoyed the character. Though it's still fun to discuss who would win in a fight.
Other people have other criteria, and that's fine, this whole thing is silly (:
Japa, the mustache on your avatar is horrific.The "Rate the avatar of the person above you!" thread strongly disagrees!
Post by: Jervous on July 20, 2010, 08:16:21 am
>:}
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 09:07:08 am
PS: Fuck you McAfee I know I need to resubscribe. I'll do it later.
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 10:13:08 am
Post by: Josephus on July 20, 2010, 10:16:57 am
I'm very sad about how this poll is going. I thought you guys had some taste. Marty Stus are fun, but when you pit them against well-developed and realistic (in comparison) characters it's only a beatdown because that monster was never meant to leave his own world.
The next time I see Spider Man beat Silver Age Superman thanks to his great characterization, I'll give you a call.
Post by: Leafsnail on July 20, 2010, 10:19:21 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 20, 2010, 10:42:33 am
Post by: ein on July 20, 2010, 10:42:57 am
As awesome as Bro is, that's all he has going for him.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 11:16:32 am
I'm very sad about how this poll is going. I thought you guys had some taste. Marty Stus are fun, but when you pit them against well-developed and realistic (in comparison) characters it's only a beatdown because that monster was never meant to leave his own world.
The next time I see Spider Man beat Silver Age Superman thanks to his great characterization, I'll give you a call.
Didn't you say earlier that it was a popularity contest, not a fight? I don't know about the forums, but do a worldwide poll and I think more people would vote Ed than the Puppet-fucker.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 11:20:40 am
STOP FIGHTING
YOUR TEARING US ALL APART.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 11:23:01 am
Spoiler: Diplomacy (click to show/hide)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 11:23:21 am
Puppet-fucker.
It is on. Bring it bitch.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 11:37:53 am
All right, all right. No more fighting. We can settle this with diplomacy, like gentlemen.You're right. Pistols at dawn, winner take all... wait, can either of these characters even use a gun?Spoiler: Diplomacy (click to show/hide)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 11:38:56 am
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 11:39:49 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 11:40:09 am
Bro is so fast he can dodge bullets easily.
And Ed just made a goddamn wall, the puppets bounce off.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 11:42:20 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 11:48:58 am
(http://i30.tinypic.com/bxyk2.jpg)
PS: Yeah, I ripped this from youtube. I couldn't find any good pictures of it on Google.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 11:53:08 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 20, 2010, 11:54:16 am
Alchemy sure is going to help him break the sword when he doesn't know they're fighting before it is lodged three feet up his guts.Fixed.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 11:56:04 am
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 11:56:41 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 12:03:05 pm
EDIT: And what happened to the teamup? Seriously, that would be so sweet.
EDIT2: And Ed's survived being gutted more than once, on some occasions well enough to keep fighting.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 12:16:04 pm
Post by: ein on July 20, 2010, 12:18:40 pm
Assuming something could hit him, it would take him out pretty quickly.
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 12:19:25 pm
Assuming something could hit him, it would take him out pretty quickly.
But with his speed, that will never happen. :P
Post by: Leafsnail on July 20, 2010, 12:22:10 pm
Would be interesting in nothing else.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 12:25:33 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 12:34:44 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2010, 01:52:01 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 20, 2010, 02:02:55 pm
I just want to point out that it is almost certain that Godzilla will do battle with the Bronze Collossus. This is a thing I hope to see detailed in epic, ode, and song, and with many ¤Engravings¤ upon every wall.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 03:19:38 pm
That is a folly to say that he will lose because he is so used to fighting people very weak and therefor will underestimate Ed. He did not loss because of that to Jack and Jack is much stronger then Ed.
Ah, but Ed appears to just be a little child, not really a challenge. Bro would make the mistake of thinking he'd be closer to Dave in strength, as opposed to Jack. Bro is more powerful than Ed, but so is pretty much every person Ed's ever fought, and he always comes out on top.
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 03:52:12 pm
I reviewed the torny chart, and I'm pretty confident that Godzilla will be one of the finalists, but the other I cannot so easily determine. Possibly one of our biblical champions, but there is also the chance that it will be Heavy Weapons Guy or CB&PS.
I just want to point out that it is almost certain that Godzilla will do battle with the Bronze Collossus. This is a thing I hope to see detailed in epic, ode, and song, and with many ¤Engravings¤ upon every wall.
By biblical champions, I assume you are referring to King Ozymandias/Ramses II and Gilgamesh?
Post by: Leafsnail on July 20, 2010, 03:53:01 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 04:06:38 pm
That is a folly to say that he will lose because he is so used to fighting people very weak and therefor will underestimate Ed. He did not loss because of that to Jack and Jack is much stronger then Ed.
Ah, but Ed appears to just be a little child, not really a challenge. Bro would make the mistake of thinking he'd be closer to Dave in strength, as opposed to Jack. Bro is more powerful than Ed, but so is pretty much every person Ed's ever fought, and he always comes out on top.
So your argument is that Bro will underestimate Ed (something you have no real reason to think.) and Eds plot protection will save him :-\
Post by: Phmcw on July 20, 2010, 04:11:46 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 04:12:56 pm
Post by: ein on July 20, 2010, 04:13:54 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 04:15:45 pm
Unless you start a 'realistic and reasonable expectations of weapons' thread in /tg/. It's pretty funny when you do.
Also inb4 katana copypasta.
Post by: Phmcw on July 20, 2010, 04:16:19 pm
There are much cooler swords than katana.Yes, basically they are very sharp bastard sword. One edged. Big deal.
I'd like them if they were so overused and most of the time in completely ridiculously way.
I've seen them used a thousand time in anime, movies and comics and I'm still not sure how they worked, given tha each and every time they were only the excuse for a stupidly cool action scene where limb fly and blade cut trough steel and stone.
Post by: ein on July 20, 2010, 04:19:03 pm
Meanwhile, the Egyptian khopesh is uniquely awesome in that it evolved from axes.
Post by: Phmcw on July 20, 2010, 04:20:29 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 04:20:45 pm
Anyways, I'm not trying to or want to, start an argument over which sword is the coolest, because we all know that Axes and Warhammers are the dwarfiest weapons for their respective damage types.
Isn't the Kopesh descended from a harvesting tool? Still pretty unique in its design.
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 04:21:40 pm
Post by: ein on July 20, 2010, 04:23:15 pm
I've fallen in love with the Urumis myself, since I saw them in the comic requiem.
So that's what they're called.
Those things are awesome.
Kalaripayatu (a martial art that uses them) also uses sashes as defensive weapons.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 04:25:55 pm
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 20, 2010, 04:29:26 pm
If we're going by how cool someone's sword is, Bro loses a lot of points for having a katana. On the other hand, Ed gains a few points for not needing to carry a sword. He just transmutes his arm into one whenever he wants to.
Problem: We're not going by how cool someone's sword is. We're going by who likes what more. Frankly, Ed could kill God from a mile away with harsh words alone and if people like Bro more, he's still going to win.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 20, 2010, 04:37:03 pm
Ed FTW
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 05:06:41 pm
Ed can fence and can do alchemy.
And Bro can move so fast that you can not even see him. You point is?
Post by: Leafsnail on July 20, 2010, 05:06:53 pm
One day, someone will be able to use it perfectly. They shall become ruler of the world.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 05:08:50 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 05:22:16 pm
If we're going by how cool someone's sword is, Bro loses a lot of points for having a katana. On the other hand, Ed gains a few points for not needing to carry a sword. He just transmutes his arm into one whenever he wants to.
Problem: We're not going by how cool someone's sword is. We're going by who likes what more. Frankly, Ed could kill God from a mile away with harsh words alone and if people like Bro more, he's still going to win.
Now I'd have less a problem with your reasoning if he hadn't done essentially that.
Can we just have a quick tally of who is for and against a teamup? I am for.
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 05:23:38 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 20, 2010, 05:26:58 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 05:27:09 pm
Not really plot protection, Ed wins all of his fights simply because of quick surprise attacks when his opponents think he's beaten.That is a folly to say that he will lose because he is so used to fighting people very weak and therefor will underestimate Ed. He did not loss because of that to Jack and Jack is much stronger then Ed.
Ah, but Ed appears to just be a little child, not really a challenge. Bro would make the mistake of thinking he'd be closer to Dave in strength, as opposed to Jack. Bro is more powerful than Ed, but so is pretty much every person Ed's ever fought, and he always comes out on top.
So your argument is that Bro will underestimate Ed (something you have no real reason to think.) and Eds plot protection will save him :-\
Post by: RAM on July 20, 2010, 05:32:35 pm
I'll post some unbiased reference pictures.
Edward Elric
(http://i25.tinypic.com/5x52qv.jpg)
Bro
(http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr75/ToonyMan93/Homestuck/1279322683564.png)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 05:34:23 pm
Not really plot protection, Ed wins all of his fights simply because of quick surprise attacks when his opponents think he's beaten.
Seriously, the guy is a Determinator. He was stabbed through the torso and had a building collapsed on top of him, and that only pissed him off.
As for RAM's little editing fun, you've now convinced me Ed would win in a real fight, because Bro and Dave think Buster Swords suck, then go around swinging Sephiroth's obviously-not-phallic weapon.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 05:36:51 pm
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 05:36:56 pm
As for RAM's little editing fun, you've now convinced me Ed would win in a real fight, because Bro and Dave think Buster Swords suck, then go around swinging Sephiroth's obviously-not-phallic weapon.
Despite what that fan art says, Bro's katana is not very long.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 05:37:34 pm
Dave thinks all the anime swords Bro has suck because they're fakes. They can't be used in an actual fight. Besides, Bro's katana is normal sized, just not in that picture.Not really plot protection, Ed wins all of his fights simply because of quick surprise attacks when his opponents think he's beaten.
Seriously, the guy is a Determinator. He was stabbed through the torso and had a building collapsed on top of him, and that only pissed him off.
As for RAM's little editing fun, you've now convinced me Ed would win in a real fight, because Bro and Dave think Buster Swords suck, then go around swinging Sephiroth's obviously-not-phallic weapon.
Ninja'd
Didn't we already decide this was a popularity contest?No. Be quiet.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 05:38:57 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 20, 2010, 05:45:45 pm
Post by: RAM on July 20, 2010, 05:50:45 pm
I suppose Ozymandias winning would be hilariously ironic.But the Ozymandias/sandworm teamup is canon now, because that picture will surface every time he fights...
Post by: Mysteriousbluepuppet on July 20, 2010, 06:03:06 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 20, 2010, 06:15:02 pm
I'm very sad about how this poll is going. I thought you guys had some taste. Marty Stus are fun, but when you pit them against well-developed and realistic (in comparison) characters it's only a beatdown because that monster was never meant to leave his own world.
The next time I see Spider Man beat Silver Age Superman thanks to his great characterization, I'll give you a call.
Didn't you say earlier that it was a popularity contest, not a fight?
No, that was Criptfiend. Popularity contests are terrible things.
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 20, 2010, 06:25:54 pm
ToonyMan said this is a popularity contest. On that note, I'm considering starting a thread for this contest where the winners are determined by who would actually win. Supporters of a character would present arguments as to why that character would win. Someone would judge the arguments and decide who would most likely win that fight.I'm very sad about how this poll is going. I thought you guys had some taste. Marty Stus are fun, but when you pit them against well-developed and realistic (in comparison) characters it's only a beatdown because that monster was never meant to leave his own world.
The next time I see Spider Man beat Silver Age Superman thanks to his great characterization, I'll give you a call.
Didn't you say earlier that it was a popularity contest, not a fight?
No, that was Criptfiend. Popularity contests are terrible things.
Would you all be interested?
NINJA EDIT: GRAMMAR.
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 06:30:02 pm
I'm for teaming them up.
Post by: Qmarx on July 20, 2010, 06:36:00 pm
It's a popularity contest. Doesn't change the fact that Ed would win an actual fight.Bro's just too fast. Even with his whole "create a circle via clapping", Ed still takes a nontrivial amount of time to do alchemy.
So, yeah. bro.
He can move so fast that people fight his afterimage. Assuming a conservative 24 frames per second, that he only stands still in a frame for a 100th of a second, and that he was only 'really' standing two meters away, that's an average speed of like sixty meters per second, but an average acceleration of, like, 4,000 m / s2. For you Imperial system users, that's 9,000 mph/s.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 06:37:12 pm
ToonyMan said this is a popularity contest. On that note, I'm considering starting a thread for this contest where the winners are determined by who would actually win. Supporters of a character would present arguments as to why that character would win. Someone would judge the arguments and decide who would most likely win that fight.Sure, why not. Plus it would let us have more characters in one of these contests. It would be important to try to make sure the characters are of approximately equal power magnitude though.(IE: no gods fighting simple dragonslayers)
Would you all be interested?
NINJA EDIT: GRAMMAR.
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 06:40:27 pm
ToonyMan said this is a popularity contest. On that note, I'm considering starting a thread for this contest where the winners are determined by who would actually win. Supporters of a character would present arguments as to why that character would win. Someone would judge the arguments and decide who would most likely win that fight.Sure, why not. Plus it would let us have more characters in one of these contests. It would be important to try to make sure the characters are of approximately equal power magnitude though.(IE: no gods fighting simple dragonslayers)
Would you all be interested?
NINJA EDIT: GRAMMAR.
Dragonslayers aren't always simple, and a dragon can be a god, so the line gets blurred. I get your point though.
Post by: RAM on July 20, 2010, 06:41:18 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 20, 2010, 06:55:16 pm
Bear in mind that, prior to cutting the meteor in half with a sword that was clearly much shorter than the radius of the meteor, Bro jumped onto said meteor, from its pre-cut-in-half destination. I suspect that that is what you see happen at the end of the fight with Dave.
True, but Laharl summons meteors, jumps on them as they're falling, and laughs maniacally as they crash into his enemies.
Yet I'd rather vote for Bro, because Laharl is a whiny brat. Kinda like Ed...
Both Ed and Laharl show a little character development, true, but it's so incredibly slow. Even at the end of their series they're really stupid. They need supporting characters to enforce any sort of common sense.
Sorry, I'm replaying Disgaea at the moment, don't mind me.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 07:08:22 pm
Spoiler: disgaea endgame (click to show/hide)
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:09:52 pm
Spoiler: WARNING: THE ENTIRE POINT OF ED'S ADVENTURE (click to show/hide)
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 07:13:22 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:16:52 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 20, 2010, 07:18:02 pm
I really enjoyed FMA, but it really dragged on at the end. I was not satisfied by the ending, to the point that I can't remember exactly what happened.
... To be fair, maybe I just forgot. It was a long time ago. I probably shouldn't be insulting an anime you clearly care about very much.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:19:34 pm
No, don't click that spoiler! It spoils pretty much every lazily ended anime ever!
I really enjoyed FMA, but it really dragged on at the end. I was not satisfied by the ending, to the point that I can't remember exactly what happened.
And I enjoyed the ending. Our tastes differ, but don't dismiss because you didn't like it.
EDIT: And wait, are you talking about the original anime or Brotherhood?
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 20, 2010, 07:25:22 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=62031.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=62031.0)
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Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 07:31:34 pm
1. No immortal characters. Norse gods good, Greek gods bad.
2. If it can be killed but regenerates (or reincarnates) at a later date, the first death counts.
3. For added fun, randomly group the submissions into teams for tag-team matches.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 20, 2010, 07:33:30 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 07:36:33 pm
Doesn't change the fact that Ed would win an actual fight.
What? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edward. Bro may be awesome, but he's a rip off of Kamina.
So Kamina>Bro>Ed=Ed>Bro? What?
Post by: Retro on July 20, 2010, 07:37:28 pm
Edward. Bro may be awesome, but he's a rip off of Kamina.
Actually, Andrew Hussie wasn't aware of Kamina or Gurren Lagahn when he drew/wrote Bro - not even the pointy shades. He threw in a reference when his forums told him to, but it wasn't intentional nor meant to be a Kamina expy :P
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:38:35 pm
Edward. Bro may be awesome, but he's a rip off of Kamina.
So Kamina>Bro>Ed=Ed>Bro? What?
No, Ed>Kamina>Puppet-fucker, it's very simple if you'd just PAY ATTENTION.
Post by: Zangi on July 20, 2010, 07:40:45 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 20, 2010, 07:47:48 pm
Edward. Bro may be awesome, but he's a rip off of Kamina.
So Kamina>Bro>Ed=Ed>Bro? What?
No, Ed>Kamina>Puppet-fucker, it's very simple if you'd just PAY ATTENTION.
It's Kamina>Edward>Bro, ya gits.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:50:16 pm
It's Kamina>Edward>Bro, ya gits.
Ghazghkull Thraka>Edward>Shades Guy>Molester of soft-reared mannequins, got it boss!
Post by: Retro on July 20, 2010, 07:53:09 pm
No, Ed>Kamina>Puppet-fucker, it's very simple if you'd just PAY ATTENTION.
Sadly, CJ would grow up to fester his own puppet fetish, and would regret his repeated defamation of Bro until the day he died in late 2094. As per his will, he would then be stuffed and sold to a sex shop.
Post by: Diablous on July 20, 2010, 07:53:43 pm
No, Ed>Kamina>Puppet-fucker, it's very simple if you'd just PAY ATTENTION.
Sadly, CJ would grow up to fester his own puppet fetish, and would regret his repeated defamation of Bro until the day he died in late 2094. As per his will, he would then be stuffed and sold to a sex shop.
*dies laughing*
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 07:54:38 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 20, 2010, 07:56:15 pm
Ghazghkull Thraka>Edward>Shades Guy>Molester of soft-reared mannequins, got it boss!Eh, cloz enouff.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 20, 2010, 08:08:59 pm
*dies molesting puppets, apparently*
Now *that* is a good sport. Good on you.
My votes still on Bro, but I don't remember FMA well enough to properly judge Ed. It was years ago that I watched it. Good show.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 08:11:21 pm
That WOULD explain your hatred of the ending, if you're the one that hated the ending. The anime went in a much different direction than the manga, the manga (and Brotherhood's) ending was a LOT happier.*dies molesting puppets, apparently*My votes still on Bro, but I don't remember FMA well enough to properly judge Ed. It was years ago that I watched it. Good show.
Post by: penguinofhonor on July 20, 2010, 08:50:03 pm
Post by: Retro on July 20, 2010, 08:50:58 pm
*dies molesting puppets, apparently*Now *that* is a good sport. Good on you.
Indeed. I'm just poking fun anyhow :P
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 20, 2010, 09:28:35 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 09:30:11 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 10:05:40 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 10:11:53 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 10:16:00 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 10:17:01 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 20, 2010, 10:21:16 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 10:21:26 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 10:23:09 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 10:24:19 pm
With zombies.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 10:26:09 pm
Quote
#4 - A zombiemaster from rogue survivor (Rakonas)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 10:26:27 pm
Post by: penguinofhonor on July 20, 2010, 10:26:44 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 10:27:42 pm
Post by: Retro on July 20, 2010, 10:30:46 pm
also Indy is the only one who can go head to head with the sandworm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 10:32:25 pm
Someone made a thread for 'real combat' in the forum games and roleplaying section, though.
I really have doubts about that turning out well.
Post by: Josephus on July 20, 2010, 10:41:48 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 10:43:49 pm
Come back in several fights and tell me how it is going.
Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 10:51:40 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 10:59:57 pm
Lets move on to Zombiemaster and GarettWhat is this no you're not.
I'm counting the votes right now. When the next round starts you get to vote.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 11:02:10 pm
1. MetalSlimeHunt
2. Phmcw
3. CJ1145
4. Realmfighter (says his vote only counts if they team up, they won't unless it's a tie, but then that means his vote will count and it won't be a tie)
5. smjjames
6. Leafsnail
7. warhammer651
8. Acanthus117
9. Nivm
10. Tack
11. Soadreqm
12. Jervous
13. ein
14. Daywalkah (don't switch votes anymore)
15. Luke_Prowler
16. Zangi
Bro
1. Diablous
2. ToonyMan
3. sonerohi
4. dragnar
5. Rolan7
6. Lokii
7. PTTG??
8. Criptfeind (doesn't want vote to count if there is a tie, but then there wouldn't be a tie)
9. SHAD0Wdump
10. Armok
11. dwarfguy2
12. Josephus
13. Tradanbattlan
14. Retro
15. CrownofFire
16. RAM
17. Barbar the Seal God
18. MagmaDeath
19. kinseti
20. Jackrabbit
21. Japa
22. Cheaetar
23. RedWarrior0
24. Sensei
25. Mysteriousbluepuppet
26. Qmarx
16-26
I lost some respect for CJ1145 because of his constant whining.
Bro wins, you can start the next round now.
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 11:03:33 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 11:04:19 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 20, 2010, 11:05:01 pm
However I vote for Garrett because zombies are lame.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2010, 11:05:21 pm
I must cast my vote for Zombiemaster.
Post by: Qmarx on July 20, 2010, 11:05:27 pm
Just to be clear, this is half an antivote to each of them.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 20, 2010, 11:05:51 pm
Thats all you need to know.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 20, 2010, 11:06:34 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 11:06:59 pm
Besides, garret has several items specifically designed for fighting zombies. Mainly because his usual backstabs don't work...
Post by: Josephus on July 20, 2010, 11:07:50 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 11:09:56 pm
Voting Ends In One Day
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2010, 11:10:30 pm
THECRADLEISHEREANDTHECRADLESEESTHECRADLEISTHECRADLESEESYOUTHECRADLEWILLTAKECAREOFYOUTHECRADLETHECRADLETHECRADLE
Post by: smjjames on July 20, 2010, 11:11:30 pm
Zombiemaster is already dead...
Voting Ends In One Day
If he's already dead, doesn't that disqualify him from the start? before the fight even started?
I vote Garrett.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 20, 2010, 11:13:09 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 20, 2010, 11:14:02 pm
If he's already dead, doesn't that disqualify him from the start? before the fight even started?What fight? Read the thread title, gosh.
Post by: Earthquake Damage on July 20, 2010, 11:16:42 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 20, 2010, 11:18:02 pm
Zombiemaster is already dead...
Voting Ends In One Day
If he's already dead, doesn't that disqualify him from the start? before the fight even started?
I vote Garrett.
I am ninja.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 20, 2010, 11:20:44 pm
meh.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 20, 2010, 11:26:48 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 11:27:37 pm
THECRADLEISHEREANDTHECRADLESEESTHECRADLEISTHECRADLESEESYOUTHECRADLEWILLTAKECAREOFYOUTHECRADLETHECRADLETHECRADLEAUGH!!!! The scariest level I have ever played in any game! It just wouldn't give me something to kill! I can't kill the creepy if there are hardly any monsters!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2010, 11:29:56 pm
I still ascribe to the WMG that Garrett never left Shalebridge Cradle.
Post by: dragnar on July 20, 2010, 11:33:45 pm
I was starting to wonder when someone would notice that. :PPlease, I'm using Darkling. I didn't even notice it was a different color until I quoted it.
I still ascribe to the WMG that Garrett never left Shalebridge Cradle....
...
...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 20, 2010, 11:39:05 pm
Quote from: The Cradle Sees You
Garret is still stuck in the Cradle.
Garret never actually was able to leave the Cradle, the last part of the mission was simply a trick by the Cradle to make him think he left. In reality, he is now the Cradle's newest patient, and the rest of the game, and any future games in the series that feature Garret, are halucinations by him as he roams the halls.
•Alternatively, he was inside the Cradle all along, one of the orphans who died in that fire, dreaming a Dying Dream of becoming a great hero of the City.
And this is my take on it:
Want to never sleep again? Garrett seems very apprehensive about the whole mission into the Cradle, even before he knows its secrets. Yet afterwards he acts fine about it and the game quickly comes to a close. Also of note is that the little girl, who herself is part of the Cradle seems to not be attempting to trap you forever. Dosen't that seem odd, that a little girl wouldn't go the same way as the rest of the Cradel's inhabitants? Furthermore, after Garrett jumps off of the top of the Otherworld Cradle the mission ends instantly. By now I am sure you see where I am going with this. Garrett never left the Cradle. He ended up sucuming to it like everyone else, and dosen't even know it. Sweet dreams.
Post by: Rolan7 on July 20, 2010, 11:44:28 pm
I still ascribe to the WMG that Garrett never left Shalebridge Cradle....
...
...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
What he said! You fiend!
Thief 3 wasn't as bad as some say, but The Cradle was the only level that surpassed those in 1 & 2 imho.
Garret, thievesy fool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uR8pcqV_HY
Skip to 0:40, that's where it really starts.
Good to see so many fellow taffers here.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 21, 2010, 12:09:03 am
Post by: Sensei on July 21, 2010, 12:12:41 am
Edit: Also, I just realized I'm against Kamina in the first round. AUGH!
Post by: RAM on July 21, 2010, 12:15:17 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 12:15:48 am
Meh, don't care now that it is favourites...It was favorites the whole time.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 21, 2010, 12:31:38 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 12:34:38 am
Meh, don't care now that it is favourites...
Wow.
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 12:35:32 am
I don't like zombies.
They're overrated.
More so than katana.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 12:38:25 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 12:42:11 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 12:46:05 am
What part of that makes sense? Zoro is not a zombie and he does not use a katana.I thought he used three.
Oh man zombie Zoro would be crazy over-rated.
Post by: Cheddarius on July 21, 2010, 12:51:55 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 12:58:25 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 21, 2010, 01:09:50 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 01:11:52 am
I'm voting for Garret. AND SHUT UP ABOUT THE CRADLE LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Come back, friend. Don't you want to be friends? We can be friends forever and ever. Come back....
PRESS SPACE TO EVERT
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 01:14:42 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 01:15:48 am
Post by: Retro on July 21, 2010, 01:16:10 am
PRESS SPACE TO EVERT
DON'T YOU START WITH THAT
Also I guess I haven't voted so Garrett.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 01:20:24 am
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Post by: RAM on July 21, 2010, 01:21:26 am
Take this Darklings!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 01:26:49 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 01:27:12 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 01:28:02 am
Post by: Enzo on July 21, 2010, 01:38:15 am
Post by: RAM on July 21, 2010, 01:43:38 am
If you highlight the text and then right click in Chrome you can see what they wrote.But that completely misses the point...
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 01:47:40 am
Post by: Tack on July 21, 2010, 02:06:15 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 02:08:56 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 02:11:01 am
Zombiemaster: Powerful Enemy from Rouge Survivor. Game Site and Download. (http://roguesurvivor.blogspot.com/)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 02:12:05 am
Stole my link.
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2010, 02:13:42 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 02:14:14 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 02:14:44 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 21, 2010, 02:15:32 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 02:16:36 am
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 21, 2010, 03:00:00 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 21, 2010, 04:47:21 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 21, 2010, 04:54:53 am
Garrett, the second best thief ever.Who's the best thief ever? Prometheus?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 05:00:18 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 21, 2010, 05:03:21 am
He couldn't fence it, though. It was too hot.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 05:23:56 am
Yeah, it belonged to the gods. And Prometheus took it. SOUNDS LIKE THEFT TO ME.
The prime crime would be treason. For example, if you sold sensitive U.S. Millitary data to China, people would be far more angered at your giving the data to a potential enemy than stealing it in the first place.
Quote
He couldn't fence it, though. It was too hot.
(http://www.baylorfans.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17124&d=1270142395)
Post by: Aqizzar on July 21, 2010, 05:25:40 am
So yeah. More Favorite: Garrett.
Post by: nenjin on July 21, 2010, 05:27:56 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 21, 2010, 05:45:36 am
-snip-
Did you just imply a facepalm at a Terry Pratchett joke?
I WILL FIND YOU AND TALK STERNLY AT YOU, SO HELP ME GOD.
Post by: Flintus10 on July 21, 2010, 05:47:35 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 05:50:08 am
-snip-
Did you just imply a facepalm at a Terry Pratchett joke?
I WILL FIND YOU AND TALK STERNLY AT YOU, SO HELP ME GOD.
BRING IT, I'LL FORM A COMMITEE TO DECIDE THE COMMITEE OF HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
Post by: Retro on July 21, 2010, 06:16:34 am
BRING IT, I'LL FORM A COMMITEE TO DECIDE THE COMMITEE OF HOW TO DEAL WITH YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.-snip-Did you just imply a facepalm at a Terry Pratchett joke?
I WILL FIND YOU AND TALK STERNLY AT YOU, SO HELP ME GOD.
Uh-uh. You don't get away with that kind of shit, commitee or no. Lord Pratchett will be awaiting your formal apology D:<
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 21, 2010, 06:50:09 am
(http://mmii.info/icons/feenix007/ff_8bitThief.gif)He stole his class change. From the future.Garrett, the second best thief ever.Who's the best thief ever? Prometheus?
Post by: Phmcw on July 21, 2010, 06:56:40 am
Post by: dragnar on July 21, 2010, 07:29:09 am
Yeah, that one came back to bite him... Thief: Capable of stealing anything that's not nailed down AND on fire. Also, he steals souls, secrets, and things that aren't there.(http://mmii.info/icons/feenix007/ff_8bitThief.gif)He stole his class change. From the future.Garrett, the second best thief ever.Who's the best thief ever? Prometheus?
Post by: warhammer651 on July 21, 2010, 07:30:54 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 07:36:22 am
(http://i26.tinypic.com/23mvdk.jpg)(http://mmii.info/icons/feenix007/ff_8bitThief.gif)He stole his class change. From the future.Garrett, the second best thief ever.Who's the best thief ever? Prometheus?
Kamina is the best thief.
Post by: Retro on July 21, 2010, 07:46:40 am
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8315/pic2w.gif)(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/198/pic1o.gif)He stole his class change. From the future.Garrett, the second best thief ever.Who's the best thief ever? Prometheus?
Kamina is the best thief.
Sorry, what was that?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 21, 2010, 07:54:37 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 07:55:44 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 21, 2010, 07:57:55 am
EDIT:
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Spoiler: Bigger Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 21, 2010, 09:41:56 am
[/butthurt]
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 21, 2010, 10:04:04 am
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 21, 2010, 11:25:34 am
Post by: Armok on July 21, 2010, 12:53:37 pm
Post by: Mindmaker on July 21, 2010, 02:15:09 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 21, 2010, 07:29:26 pm
Post by: Org on July 21, 2010, 07:29:47 pm
:I
Post by: Rolan7 on July 21, 2010, 07:32:02 pm
Org.
:I
ORLY?
Org. Org > Ork.
Post by: dragnar on July 21, 2010, 07:32:55 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2010, 07:33:39 pm
Org.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 07:37:28 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 07:38:04 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 07:42:01 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 21, 2010, 07:45:06 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 07:47:24 pm
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Post by: MagmaDeath on July 21, 2010, 07:51:35 pm
Therefore, since Org cant sneak up on Ghazkull,
Ghazkull rips him to shreds.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 07:53:00 pm
Ghazkulls shoulder.
He doesn't notice him.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 21, 2010, 07:53:23 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on July 21, 2010, 07:55:03 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 07:55:07 pm
The green plain Orgs standing on?
Ghazkulls shoulder.
He doesn't notice him.
See that stick figure next to Org?
Ghazkull
He did notice him but it is much to late.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 07:57:08 pm
The green plain Orgs standing on?
Ghazkulls shoulder.
He doesn't notice him.
See that stick figure next to Org?
A Planetary Defence Force Trooper. Also on Ghazkull's sholder.
He did notice him but it is much to late.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 07:58:05 pm
It takes a surprisingly stupid penguin to get caught.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 21, 2010, 07:59:32 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 07:59:51 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:01:00 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 21, 2010, 08:01:59 pm
Post by: Sensei on July 21, 2010, 08:10:19 pm
You dirty liar.Spoiler: Bigger Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2010, 08:10:54 pm
THE ORKY FELLOW
So you're voting for Org?
Post by: CJ1145 on July 21, 2010, 08:13:39 pm
It's what I was informed.You dirty liar.Spoiler: Bigger Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, Ghazgkull is the better Ork.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:14:52 pm
THE ORKY FELLOW
So you're voting for Org?
Hahah-no
Post by: dwarfguy2 on July 21, 2010, 08:15:03 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:17:13 pm
I do so hope that was meant to be ironic.
It was a really bad comparison, I mean come on
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:19:19 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2010, 08:20:35 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 08:21:00 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 21, 2010, 08:22:10 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:23:40 pm
Try again, Carnafexs are about 50 times larger.
Did you even read what I said? That thing is at lest 40 feet tall. Way bigger than any average carnifexes.
Post by: Org on July 21, 2010, 08:24:46 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 08:25:22 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:25:41 pm
Post by: dragnar on July 21, 2010, 08:27:48 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 08:29:07 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:29:14 pm
I have already established that everything in that picture is on Ghazkulls shoulder.HUMMMM WELL THEN!
You are so very wrong.
If you were right the first time then it would need to be closer to say 300 times bigger.
If I was right the first time it is a little bit to big but with in norms.
You are making no sense.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 21, 2010, 08:29:41 pm
I have already established that everything in that picture is on Ghazkulls shoulder.THAT MEANS ORG HAS AN OPEN SHOT AT HIS JUGULAR
:O
Post by: RAM on July 21, 2010, 08:30:08 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 08:30:52 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:30:59 pm
ONLY WAR.
Post by: dragnar on July 21, 2010, 08:32:13 pm
Would ripping his throat out even kill an ork?I have already established that everything in that picture is on Ghazkulls shoulder.THAT MEANS ORG HAS AN OPEN SHOT AT HIS JUGULAR
:O
I vote for the rock that is about to fall on everyone, I like that rock, it has cute bobbly eyes and a little pink bunny-nose......Kirby? Someone should have nominated kirby. he would win the whole thing, devouring all the losers and growing more and more powerful.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:33:04 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 08:33:38 pm
Post by: Qmarx on July 21, 2010, 08:35:57 pm
Post by: nenjin on July 21, 2010, 08:36:25 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:37:38 pm
NOM NOM NOM
YOU ARE ALL BABY.
WHO BRING BABY TO BATTLEFIELD
Post by: Sensei on July 21, 2010, 08:42:02 pm
Ghazkull. You have to go with MOAR DAKKA!Oh carp, I ahdn't even read that when I posted. Great minds think alike!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:43:23 pm
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Take a look at his feet.
I have no argument look at pic plz
Okay so?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:44:50 pm
WHAT A BABY.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:45:40 pm
Ya that is Ghazkull head.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:47:59 pm
You come to expect these things on an Orks rocky pelt.
Post by: Rose on July 21, 2010, 08:50:06 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:51:09 pm
It is a dot of green.
You come to expect these things on an Orks rocky pelt.[/s]
THAT PHOTO WAS EDITED.
LIES AND SLANDER.
Post by: Daywalkah on July 21, 2010, 08:51:16 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:52:27 pm
It is a dot of green.
That is not a Orks hide. I have very clearly and logically pointed out why that pic is not org on Ork. You have offered no such rebuttal. It is Ghazkulls head.
...
It is a dot of green.
You come to expect these things on an Orks rocky pelt.[/s]
THAT PHOTO WAS EDITED.
LIES AND SLANDER.
Did... Did you just call yourself a lair and a slandered?
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:55:21 pm
YOU ARE THE LYING SLANDERER.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 08:57:02 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 08:58:49 pm
It is a dot of four colours.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:01:08 pm
Mr Foto c scaner? Who the fuck is he?
And it is not a dot of four colours.
Also all pics are dots of colors, even the real ones.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 09:01:24 pm
Quote from: Dr. Expert McExpertson Esq.
It is my statement as a brilliant doctor that the photo of Org killing Ghazkull is most certainly a fake created by Criptfeind, as part of his domestic terrorist operations to slander all that is good in the universe.
Post by: Org on July 21, 2010, 09:02:15 pm
Dr. Expert McExpertson Esq. thinks is is.OBJECTION!Quote from: Dr. Expert McExpertson Esq.It is my statement as a brilliant doctor that the photo of Org killing Ghazkull is most certainly a fake created by Criptfeind, as part of his domestic terrorist operations to slander all that is good in the universe.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 09:02:49 pm
Oh wait.
OBJECTION!
HOLY NINJA GOD.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:05:03 pm
Dr. Expert McExpertson Esq. thinks is is.Do you have the phone number of this alleged doctor? A website? Any proof of this?Quote from: Dr. Expert McExpertson Esq.It is my statement as a brilliant doctor that the photo of Org killing Ghazkull is most certainly a fake created by Criptfeind, as part of his domestic terrorist operations to slander all that is good in the universe.
Also I just got a slip of paper in the mail
Quote from: From Obama:To Criptfeind
Org can beat Ghazkull and the top US scientists have put them together to prove this. I will also mail you a pic of the aftermath.
That explained why I got that pic in the mail the other day.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 09:07:23 pm
Quote from: From Obama:To CriptfeindOrg can beat Ghazkull and the top US scientists have put them together to prove this. I will also mail you a pic of the aftermath.
That explained why I got that pic in the mail the other day.
Just when i thought your sense of humor crawled under the porch and died!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:08:00 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 09:08:55 pm
*Makeout*
Post by: Org on July 21, 2010, 09:09:22 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:10:48 pm
I LOVE YOU TOO.
*Makeout*
I must tell you know my love... I am a face huger.
OM NOM NOM
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Post by: dragnar on July 21, 2010, 09:11:05 pm
Post by: Org on July 21, 2010, 09:11:20 pm
:D
Hugger.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 09:12:05 pm
THIS IS A MATCH MADE IN HORRIFYING ALIEN HEAVEN, WHICH IS NOT VERY MUCH LIKE HEAVEN AT ALL.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:12:46 pm
Face HUGER?
:D
Hugger.
DAMN YOU FIREFOX!!! DAMN YOU TO ALIEN HEAVEN!!!
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 09:16:57 pm
I just couldn't resist this one :)
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Post by: Retro on July 21, 2010, 09:22:00 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:23:01 pm
ROFLLOLZ!!!
I just couldn't resist this one :)
Spoiler? Also don't worry, Org will save that tiny penguin.
This is close and suspenseful. But Org has a nice lead. GO ORG.
Post by: Mysteriousbluepuppet on July 21, 2010, 09:36:42 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:37:24 pm
Or is that a vote?
Post by: Heron TSG on July 21, 2010, 09:39:00 pm
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Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 09:39:29 pm
ROFLLOLZ!!!
I just couldn't resist this one :)
Spoiler? Also don't worry, Org will save that tiny penguin.
This is close and suspenseful. But Org has a nice lead. GO ORG.
Fine, I spoilered it for size......
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:40:23 pm
Silly Ghazkull, dreaming while bleeding out.
Heh that's great.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 21, 2010, 09:41:31 pm
Post by: Mysteriousbluepuppet on July 21, 2010, 09:42:59 pm
He is a ork.
Or is that a vote?
Well it is a vote, fell quite outnumbered tho ;)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:43:35 pm
Silly Barbarossa, you put the dream bubble around the wrong one!
True, that Ork is way to big to be Ghazkull. It must be org dreaming of getting to axe him in the head instead of just steeping on him.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:44:17 pm
He is a ork.
Or is that a vote?
Well it is a vote, fell quite outnumbered tho ;)
Not that much, it is 9-10 right now, Org favor.
Post by: smjjames on July 21, 2010, 09:46:51 pm
He is a ork.
Or is that a vote?
Well it is a vote, fell quite outnumbered tho ;)
Not that much, it is 9-10 right now, Org favor.
ORG THE ORK AGAINST THRAKA THE ORK! Thats how it will be :)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:52:10 pm
Any by team up I mean Org kills Ghazkull and takes control of his WHAHHGH
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 21, 2010, 09:55:24 pm
All for team up raise their hands!Fixed for better outcome.
Any by team up I meanOrg kills Ghazkull and takes control of his WHAHHGHabsorbs Ghazkull Kirby-style and takes control of his WHAAHHHGGHH
Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 09:56:36 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 21, 2010, 10:16:31 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 10:20:34 pm
THE SUSPENSE.
Post by: PTTG?? on July 21, 2010, 10:25:21 pm
Which one was I talking about again?
Anyway, I vote for Ghazkull Thraka
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 21, 2010, 10:25:44 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on July 21, 2010, 10:26:24 pm
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Post by: Criptfeind on July 21, 2010, 10:28:55 pm
I remove my vote to make it tied.
OH SNAPAGE.
THE SUSPENSE.
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 11:38:50 pm
The axe-penguin shall triumph!
/tg/ should make a codex for penguins...
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 11:42:52 pm
*Camera pans around me and backs away*
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 11:44:21 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 11:44:55 pm
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 21, 2010, 11:46:42 pm
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 11:46:59 pm
Is he sexy?Yes or no.
Do you eat a lot of burgers? (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1319&bih=601&q=cj+san+andreas&gbv=2&aq=1&aqi=g7&aql=&oq=cj+s&gs_rfai=)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 21, 2010, 11:48:38 pm
Post by: ein on July 21, 2010, 11:51:24 pm
Because that's how I played him.
Post by: nenjin on July 22, 2010, 01:02:41 am
Dakka....DAKKA!!!!
Post by: Cheeetar on July 22, 2010, 01:13:49 am
Org.
Post by: Acanthus117 on July 22, 2010, 01:24:05 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 01:26:54 am
Post by: Enzo on July 22, 2010, 01:31:23 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also because I am not Warhammery enough to know who the hell the other guy is.
Post by: RAM on July 22, 2010, 01:51:23 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 01:56:21 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 01:58:13 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 02:08:58 am
Retcarach Gro sith to kinl a tsop esaelp enoemos dluoc?Does anybody know why RAM is posting backwards?
Also, that should be siht not sith.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 02:17:13 am
Retcarach Gro sith to kinl a tsop esaelp enoemos dluoc?Does anybody know why RAM is posting backwards?
Also, that should be siht not sith.
A system restore. Duh.
Post by: Sir Pseudonymous on July 22, 2010, 02:29:24 am
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 02:31:53 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 02:33:51 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 02:56:10 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 03:05:41 am
Quote from: The Memo
Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.
Do you see a team-up in there? No! You see "an eternity of carnage and slaughter" and that is what you get! Go Ghazkull!
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 03:08:45 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 03:19:47 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2010, 03:54:19 am
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 03:58:21 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on July 22, 2010, 04:00:22 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 04:05:08 am
What? I SAID AXE.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 04:06:07 am
Post by: RAM on July 22, 2010, 04:28:54 am
Post by: Chthonic on July 22, 2010, 06:32:26 am
Post by: Jervous on July 22, 2010, 07:35:24 am
Post by: SHAD0Wdump on July 22, 2010, 07:40:04 am
[3] Org.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 08:25:28 am
Post by: dragnar on July 22, 2010, 08:29:36 am
There needs to be a tie, Ghazkull and Org should team up.You're right! Ghazkull will adopt the little penguin as his pet!
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 08:31:47 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 08:33:04 am
With his axe.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 08:36:28 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 08:37:49 am
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 08:47:39 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 08:48:01 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 08:50:00 am
Post by: Rolan7 on July 22, 2010, 09:02:43 am
My vote remains for Org! We forumites must hang together, or we will surely be put on pointy sticks separately!
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 09:05:06 am
He is Org. He is expected to be stupid and crazy and strange and somehow manage to outplay half of everybody.
It is the truth.
Post by: Nirur Torir on July 22, 2010, 09:25:46 am
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 09:39:51 am
Post by: Diablous on July 22, 2010, 10:06:30 am
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 22, 2010, 01:16:43 pm
Post by: ILikePie on July 22, 2010, 01:27:08 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 05:22:57 pm
Org can eat cereal for breakfast, and sometimes he finishes the entire bowl, but most of the time he doesn't but that still cool.Have you been reading the Tavros is a badass thread?
Org
1. Org
2. Rolan7
3. dragnar
4. Josephus
5. Tradanbattlan
6. Criptfeind
7. Barbar the Seal God
8. dwarfguy2
9. Qmarx
10. Daywalkah
11. Retro
12. ein
13. Chwaghtar
14. kinseti
15. Chthonic
16. Jervous
17. SHAD0Wdump
17. Nirur Torir
18. Diablous
19. ILikePie
Ghazkull Thraka
1. MetalSlimeHunt
2. smjjames
3. MagmaDeath
4. Luke_Prowler
5. warhammer651
6. CJ1145
7. Realmfighter
8. nejin
9. Sensei
10. Japa
11. Mysteriousbluepuppet
12. PTTG??
13. Acanthus117
14. Sir Pseudonymous
15. Jackrabbit
16. CrownofFire
19-16
Tell me of any mistakes.
It actually was a tie until a few dozen replies ago when Org went up over 6 votes somehow.
Day Ending In One-Two Hours
Post by: Diablous on July 22, 2010, 05:23:34 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 05:24:47 pm
Post by: Solifuge on July 22, 2010, 05:54:53 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 05:56:36 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 06:39:12 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 06:43:27 pm
I'll throw one more in for Org.
The forces of justice or something win again!
Post by: Diablous on July 22, 2010, 06:44:25 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 22, 2010, 06:54:30 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 07:08:57 pm
It's a pity El Org lost. An Org vs. El Org fight would have been awesome.
Aye but that would have only have been able to happen in the finals. I am not sure if even I want to see that.
Post by: Diablous on July 22, 2010, 07:09:59 pm
It's a pity El Org lost. An Org vs. El Org fight would have been awesome.
Aye but that would have only have been able to happen in the finals. I am not sure if even I want to see that.
I do.
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 22, 2010, 07:23:31 pm
It's a pity El Org lost. An Org vs. El Org fight would have been awesome.
Aye but that would have only have been able to happen in the finals. I am not sure if even I want to see that.
I do.
I can just see it now. They both stand in a dirt road in town, the wind kicking up dust all around them. Tumbleweeds roll by as the clock strikes high noon. They draw their axes and
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 07:27:22 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 07:38:03 pm
Post by: aurixdarastrix on July 22, 2010, 07:55:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[Ghazkull]
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 07:57:45 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 08:03:44 pm
It's a pity El Org lost. An Org vs. El Org fight would have been awesome.
Aye but that would have only have been able to happen in the finals. I am not sure if even I want to see that.
I do.
I can just see it now. They both stand in a dirt road in town, the wind kicking up dust all around them. Tumbleweeds roll by as the clock strikes high noon. They draw their axes andchargewaddle at each other, releasing their mightiest battle cry. They meet in the middle of town and squish together like two amorphs, the one who absorbs the other one wins. The winner gets the trophy and claim over the biggest gold mining spot in America.
Post by: Captain Hat on July 22, 2010, 08:13:26 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:24:38 pm
1. Org
2. Rolan7
3. dragnar
4. Josephus
5. Tradanbattlan
6. Criptfeind
7. Barbar the Seal God
8. dwarfguy2
9. Qmarx
10. Daywalkah
11. Retro
12. ein
13. Chwaghtar
14. kinseti
15. Chthonic
16. Jervous
17. SHAD0Wdump
17. Nirur Torir
18. Diablous
19. ILikePie
20. Solifuge
21. PTTG??
Ghazkull Thraka
1. MetalSlimeHunt
2. smjjames
3. MagmaDeath
4. Luke_Prowler
5. warhammer651
6. CJ1145
7. Realmfighter
8. nejin
9. Sensei
10. Japa
11. Mysteriousbluepuppet
14. Acanthus117
15. Sir Pseudonymous
16. Jackrabbit
17. CrownofFire
18. Phantom
19. aurixdarastrix
20. Captain Hat
21. ToonyMan
21-21
Tell me of any mistakes.
Hey look it's a tie.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 08:29:33 pm
Post by: Org on July 22, 2010, 08:30:41 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:32:01 pm
I vote KAMINAAAAA
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/352/8/2/Kamina_by_oh8.jpg)
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 08:32:55 pm
quick save trumps all.
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 08:33:50 pm
KA-MINA!
The Player Character has quick save.Kamina will kill you over and over and corrupt your save.
quick save trumps all.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 08:34:58 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 08:38:12 pm
Save-scumming powers, ACTIVATE!KAMINA CORRUPT SAVE POWER ACTIVATE!
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 08:39:16 pm
Save-scumming powers, ACTIVATE!KAMINA CORRUPT SAVE POWER ACTIVATE!
REINSTALL GAME POWER ACTIVATE!
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 08:40:57 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 08:42:16 pm
Plus I swear if you use God Mode this will be the most boring contest in the history of man-kind.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 08:42:46 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 22, 2010, 08:45:16 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 08:46:19 pm
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 08:46:59 pm
This is just the player character in general? Not the player character of any particular game?
I'm assuming the player themselves in general, I think thats the intent anyway.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:48:07 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 08:49:49 pm
It's the main character from Cave Story.You mean Quote?
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 08:51:06 pm
Post by: Rolan7 on July 22, 2010, 08:54:02 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:54:47 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 08:55:24 pm
I vote for The Player Character
You cannot be serious. I wrote that whole thing and it was only Quote you spoke of? ...Fine, I vote for Quote then.
Post by: quinnr on July 22, 2010, 08:57:23 pm
We can just end it at Kamina.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 08:58:21 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 08:58:45 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 08:58:51 pm
ToonyMan, why is Kamina on fire?He's a hot person.
What the fuck CJ
Post by: Enzo on July 22, 2010, 08:59:30 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 08:59:51 pm
2. Is the show that new that people don't know these things?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 09:00:45 pm
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 09:01:32 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 09:04:13 pm
1. I read it on an obscure forum. I don't even know if it's true or not.
2. Is the show that new that people don't know these things?
I don't even know what show you're talking about.
The first I'd heard of kamina is when the kamina glasses fad was going with the avatars.
Post by: ein on July 22, 2010, 09:14:37 pm
Spoiler: TTGL spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Daywalkah on July 22, 2010, 09:15:17 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 22, 2010, 09:16:41 pm
Post by: Captain Hat on July 22, 2010, 09:17:44 pm
The Player Character.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 09:26:10 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 22, 2010, 09:28:35 pm
Post by: Earthquake Damage on July 22, 2010, 09:29:45 pm
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 22, 2010, 09:38:12 pm
I vote Kamina!
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 09:39:36 pm
And if s/he kills Kamina, YOU HAVE CREATED A TIME PARADOX.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 09:40:12 pm
Considering how this is a fight TO THE DEATH, if the PC dies it is a GAME OVER.SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKEE!!
And if s/he kills Kamina, YOU HAVE CREATED A TIME PARADOX.
Post by: Luke_Prowler on July 22, 2010, 09:40:46 pm
Post by: Earthquake Damage on July 22, 2010, 09:41:32 pm
Considering how this is a fight TO THE DEATH, if the PC dies it is a GAME OVER.
Not if there's a saved game to load. :P
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 09:42:27 pm
Yet whoever dies FIRST loses. And the death has to be caused by the fight. And we're on an Iron Man run.Considering how this is a fight TO THE DEATH, if the PC dies it is a GAME OVER.
Not if there's a saved game to load. :P
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 22, 2010, 09:44:49 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 09:47:01 pm
That kinda hurts Kamina's side though, it makes it between him and your fucking self, most people who aren't modest are going to say themselves.
The Player Character has to be one person, it can't be yourself. I was thinking that The Player Character was the main character in Cave Story, because that's what you're called at first.
Post by: Benevolence on July 22, 2010, 09:48:24 pm
Incidentally, has anyone ever mentioned you're all incredibly silly sometimes? Because you are.
Voting for the PC, personally.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 09:49:32 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 22, 2010, 09:51:58 pm
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 09:53:45 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 09:56:21 pm
I really want to see Kamina Vs Bro, so vote Kamina. Quote in the finals would result in a very anticlimatic battle in my mind.
Are you kidding? Quote Vs Curly would be the most dramatic battle ever.
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 09:59:43 pm
Post by: Josephus on July 22, 2010, 10:02:38 pm
I vote for The Player Character.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 10:04:16 pm
Bro beat Edward but Kamina can't be Quote... :[
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 10:14:24 pm
Post by: Enzo on July 22, 2010, 10:19:19 pm
Bro beat Edward but Kamina can't be Quote... :[
It's not over yet.
Don't believe in yourself Toony! Believe in Kamina, who believes in you!
Post by: CJ1145 on July 22, 2010, 10:20:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And yet, he's still cooler than Kamina.
Post by: Enzo on July 22, 2010, 10:22:26 pm
You know, Bro hasn't really been seen much has he? I mean,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And yet, he's still cooler than Kamina.
Says the guy who's never seen TTGL. Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
Post by: alway on July 22, 2010, 10:32:40 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 10:35:22 pm
Ho Ho Ho!
Post by: Retro on July 22, 2010, 10:39:13 pm
I admit Kamina v Bro would be awesome but I think it'll go that way even if I vote against it so gonna maintain loyalty here.
Post by: Rose on July 22, 2010, 10:46:32 pm
I vote Kamina.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 11:05:13 pm
Hehe.You know, Bro hasn't really been seen much has he? I mean,Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And yet, he's still cooler than Kamina.
Says the guy who's never seen TTGL. Yeah, I'll take your word for it.
PIERCE THROUGH THE HEAVENS
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 22, 2010, 11:06:42 pm
YOURS IS THE VOTE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 11:08:18 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 11:08:51 pm
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 22, 2010, 11:09:56 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on July 22, 2010, 11:10:23 pm
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 11:10:35 pm
The Player Character is now an average human.Way to be totally impartial with your powers.
Post by: Enzo on July 22, 2010, 11:10:51 pm
Every body loves box bot.
No they don't. He's terrible.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 11:11:12 pm
SHAME
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 11:11:25 pm
Every body loves box bot.
No they don't. He's terrible.
Sometimes
Post by: dragnar on July 22, 2010, 11:23:15 pm
Kamina.
Post by: Retro on July 22, 2010, 11:25:06 pm
Post by: Realmfighter on July 22, 2010, 11:26:01 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 22, 2010, 11:35:19 pm
Didn't have internet for a few days.
Post by: Phantom on July 22, 2010, 11:36:15 pm
Wait, where is Bro from?MSPA.
Didn't have internet for a few days.
*Puts on Noah Antwiler voice*
YOU FOOL!
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 11:43:46 pm
I change my vote to Kamina, then. Average humans are boring.
I LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU. BUT MOSTLY FOR TOONY.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 11:49:30 pm
Post by: smjjames on July 22, 2010, 11:49:46 pm
Post by: quinnr on July 22, 2010, 11:49:59 pm
But Quote is a guy with a gun.
Kamina is a God with a katana.
...and a giant mech.
Spoiler: Gurren Lagann Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 11:50:26 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on July 22, 2010, 11:51:03 pm
Post by: ein on July 22, 2010, 11:51:14 pm
Spoiler: TTGL (click to show/hide)
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 22, 2010, 11:53:01 pm
If it was Quote they would have said Quote.Was it not suggested to you as The Player Character of Cave Story?
Post by: quinnr on July 22, 2010, 11:54:39 pm
(Actually, I had found it out myself. Hard as heck too.)
Post by: Criptfeind on July 22, 2010, 11:56:41 pm
If it was Quote they would have said Quote.
I sent a PM to ask.
Also the player != the player character.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 23, 2010, 12:00:58 am
Protest over what? I don't know.
Post by: Criptfeind on July 23, 2010, 12:03:43 am
I vote for the average human in protest!
Protest over what? I don't know.
Toony man trying to twist the game so the guy he wants to win wins?
Post by: ToonyMan on July 23, 2010, 12:04:24 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 23, 2010, 12:07:16 am
Post by: Retro on July 23, 2010, 12:09:43 am
Post by: Euld on July 23, 2010, 12:16:45 am
Post by: dragnar on July 23, 2010, 12:17:04 am
Toony man trying to twist the game so the guy he wants to win wins?Bah. If Kamina does not win, there is something very wrong here... well, something ELSE very wrong here.
Post by: ECrownofFire on July 23, 2010, 12:18:27 am
What are you trying to say?Toony man trying to twist the game so the guy he wants to win wins?Bah. If Kamina does not win, there is something very wrong here... well, something ELSE very wrong here.
Post by: dragnar on July 23, 2010, 12:20:43 am
I believe this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=62130.45) page sums it up well.What are you trying to say?Toony man trying to twist the game so the guy he wants to win wins?Bah. If Kamina does not win, there is something very wrong here... well, something ELSE very wrong here.
Post by: Realmfighter on July 23, 2010, 12:24:48 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 23, 2010, 12:31:01 am
Then why does he have to cheat?Toony man trying to twist the game so the guy he wants to win wins?Bah. If Kamina does not win, there is something very wrong here... well, something ELSE very wrong here.
YOU RACIST.The word is homophobe
Post by: Tradanbattlan on July 23, 2010, 12:31:44 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 23, 2010, 12:33:55 am
Post by: Criptfeind on July 23, 2010, 12:36:55 am
Post by: Cheeetar on July 23, 2010, 12:39:45 am
Post by: Soadreqm on July 23, 2010, 04:40:16 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 23, 2010, 04:44:01 am
I vote Kamina. Quote's death at his hands will give Curly the heroic resolve she needs to beat him in the finals. Assuming he doesn't just lose to pikachu in the next round. Man, that would be so anticlimactic. :-\That's assuming manbearpig loses to pikachu.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 23, 2010, 04:56:37 am
Post by: Josephus on July 23, 2010, 05:16:17 am
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 23, 2010, 05:21:21 am
Post by: Myroc on July 23, 2010, 05:24:49 am
Post by: Josephus on July 23, 2010, 05:27:00 am
Post by: ToonyMan on July 23, 2010, 05:33:15 am
I won't rig the votes.
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on July 23, 2010, 05:35:26 am
I won't rig the votes
Lies, and unneeded amounts of sub and superscript! Seriously, it doesn't get smaller after about four of them.
Post by: ToonyMan on July 23, 2010, 05:40:37 am