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Wolfkey

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Roll to critical fail.
« on: March 07, 2024, 03:27:41 pm »

You are in an empty room with wood walls outdoor area surrounded by wooden fences and with a stone floor.

When you make an action, roll a D1. If it rolls a 1, you get a critical failure.

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« Last Edit: March 07, 2024, 04:03:37 pm by Wolfkey »
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2024, 03:33:53 pm »

Lean against one of the walls.

Roll result: 1.
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Strif3

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2024, 03:37:11 pm »

Stay inside the room.

1d1 = 1
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Wolfkey

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2024, 03:47:57 pm »

Turn 1

A_Curious_Cat: Lean against wall
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

You lean on the ceiling.


Strif3: Stay in room
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

You realise you were never in a room in the first place, as there is no ceiling, and the “walls” are actually fences.

A_Curious_Cat falls onto the ground due to the lack of a ceiling to lean on.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2024, 11:35:50 pm by Wolfkey »
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Strif3

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2024, 03:54:41 pm »

Be subject to gravity.

1d1 = 1
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BlackPaladin99

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2024, 04:11:59 pm »

Kill Myself

D1 result: 1
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Crystalizedmire

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2024, 05:20:21 pm »

Stop Blackpaladin from killing themself.
Result: 1
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2024, 09:31:16 pm »

Fail to be gravity.

Result: 1
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TricMagic

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2024, 10:28:46 pm »

Successfully roll a 1.

Result: 1̸̡̢̧̧̢̛̛̩̘͖͇͎̳̭͕̫̹̟͇̻̻̪̩̘̩̰͎̼͎̺̘̱̰̥͇͖̺̥͙̞̫̞̝̥͎̥͈̯͙͍̺̭͇͓̱̮̫͔̠̣̾́̌̍́͛̈́͗̔͐͌̋̈́̑͗́̓̀͛̈̇̈́̽̉̋̽̃́̃̓̍̆͒̂́̂̂̑͑̀̐͗̔͒̒͑̀̓͛̈́̉̏̔̈́̀̽̂́̍͆̀̾̐̂̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅ
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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2024, 11:32:50 pm »

Turn 2

Strif3: Be subject to gravity
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

You accidentally write a minus sign at some point while trying to calculate the planets gravitational pull on you, causing you to fall away from it instead of towards it.


BlackPaladin99: Kill self
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)
Crystalizedmire: Stop BlackPaladin99 from killing self
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

BlackPaladin99 attempts to die of wood overdose by eating part of one of the fences.
Crystalisedmire tries to stop them, but trips on a crack on the ground and bruises their arm.
Turns out, the fences are non-toxic.


A_Curious_Cat: Fail to be gravity.
Roll: 1D1, Result: 1 (Critical Failure)

You do a little whoopsy doopsy and accidentally become a fundamental force of the universe.


TricMagic: Roll a 1.
Result: Critical Failure

You drop the box containing your prized dice collection, causing multiple of them to get stuck under the fences or in a crack in the ground, the only one you could recover was a single D12, which rolled a 2.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2024, 11:36:33 pm by Wolfkey »
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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2024, 01:36:36 am »

Exist!
Roll: 1
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Strif3

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2024, 02:06:31 am »

Float out of the planet's atmosphere.

1d1 = 1
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2024, 03:49:02 am »

Fail to bring Strif3 back down to earth.

Result: 1
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Megam0nkey

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Re: Roll to critical fail.
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2024, 04:48:42 am »

Reinforce the stone floor, so it doesent break


(1d1=1)
« Last Edit: March 08, 2024, 05:09:11 am by Megam0nkey »
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TricMagic

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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2024, 07:28:37 am »

Roll anything with this d12.

Result:  1̸̡̢̧̧̢̛̛̩̘͖͇͎̳̭͕̫̹̟͇̻̻̪̩̘̩̰͎̼͎̺̘̱̰̥͇͖̺̥͙̞̫̞̝̥͎̥͈̯͙͍̺̭͇͓̱̮̫͔̠̣̾́̌̍́͛̈́͗̔͐͌̋̈́̑͗́̓̀͛̈̇̈́̽̉̋̽̃́̃̓̍̆͒̂́̂̂̑͑̀̐͗̔͒̒͑̀̓͛̈́̉̏̔̈́̀̽̂́̍͆̀̾̐̂̚̚̚͘̕̚͜͠͝͝ͅ
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