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[Strongpoint]

Josef concluded that this batch of wiki warriors, who explode cars near pristine caverns, are barbarians and must be dealt with before he can explore the site in peace.  But first he needs more formidable weapons

Go deeper and look for a weapon and\or armor. Anything goes: from stone-age artifacts, to divine weapons, to artifacts from long-gone ancient aliens.

Keep listening for any signs of pursuit, ready to abandon the search and ambush whoever dares to pursue with a Lithotripsy wave through some wall or, if impossible, with a direct hammer bash.

[Crystalizedmire]

Oh, I forgot I had a car.
Chase Jason Portman while driving the s&w. Get close to the vehicle. If the safari truck has windows, break them using the nightstick then fire fire at them. If there isn't any, just fire fire.

[Megam0nkey]

With a quick speed of his car, the Engineer heads towards Kielie Krankie! If he spots any of those damn warriors, he will run them over! Otherwise, he will continue driving, not stopping even at the parking lot outside, should he make it...willing to ram right into the man from the getgo!

[Greatness942]

Oh, I forgot I had a car.
Chase Jason Portman while driving the s&w. Get close to the vehicle. If the safari truck has windows, break them using the nightstick then fire fire at them. If there isn't any, just fire fire.

The S&W is your gun, not a car. Smith and Wesson Model 686.

[King Zultan]

"No point in continuing to hide, they know where we are now."
Use my P90 to shoot anyone that gets close to us while Mathilda uses her gun to do the same, this does exclude the running man we followed to this cavern as he hasn't shown any signs of hostility yet.

[BlackPaladin99]

Houndoom uses bite on the interloper, and Registeel uses flash cannon.  Meanwhile Navi Starmobile uses flame charge on Jason Portman

[Crystalizedmire]

Oh, I forgot I had a car.
Chase Jason Portman while driving the s&w. Get close to the vehicle. If the safari truck has windows, break them using the nightstick then fire fire at them. If there isn't any, just fire fire.

The S&W is your gun, not a car. Smith and Wesson Model 686.

Nevermind,
run towards the safari truck and shoot at Jason Portman. If the angle is always bad then fire fire and always stay right behind the truck

[The Canadian kitten]

Try Mind attack again on those dastardly government agents! Clearly, it was their car that was preventing my attacks from affecting them. Also, have Chitti use its electromagnetic grip to steal their guns.

[Failbird105]

"I've got ya now ya Silicon Valley maroon!" Beryl lifts his Garand, awkward and one handed admittedly, and attempts to fire on Portman. "Don't worry, I won't let those galoots kill ya, because I'll do it first uh-huh!"

Try to fire at Portman from above, in spite of the inevitable one-handed malus