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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 14924340 times)

MonkeyHead

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92415 on: October 26, 2012, 12:06:06 pm »

I think the answer is self evident. Someone tried shooting food to make it taste better.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92416 on: October 26, 2012, 12:07:33 pm »

There are laser welders that can weld a beam in the ceiling of a warehouse, from the ground.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92417 on: October 26, 2012, 12:13:52 pm »

New avatar, by the Fool. :D Is awesome.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92418 on: October 26, 2012, 12:31:21 pm »

I has cake.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92419 on: October 26, 2012, 12:31:57 pm »

inb4
"the cake is a lie!"

Anyway, happy birthday! :D
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92420 on: October 26, 2012, 12:45:32 pm »

Nothing like hearing the trees and random stuff outside rattling in the wind, and going for a walk in 20mph+ winds. Quite refreshing out.

Thought Hurricane Season ended some time ago.

EDIT:
Happy B-Day RedKing.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 12:54:55 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92421 on: October 26, 2012, 12:47:43 pm »

So I was gluing the sole of my old house slipper back into place with super glue, and in a little slip I got my hand stuck in my slipper for a good part of a minute before forcing it out. Took about an hour or so to peel all the glue and shoe fabric off my fingers.

I found that amusing, like a Kenan and Kel sketch, except by myself.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92422 on: October 26, 2012, 12:58:09 pm »

I has cake.

You survived another year! Congratulations!
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92423 on: October 26, 2012, 02:07:27 pm »

Happy birthday, Redking! Now just let me figure out to send brownies over the internet...

Because brownies are better than cake.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92424 on: October 26, 2012, 02:13:12 pm »

Anything is better than cake, tbh.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92425 on: October 26, 2012, 02:16:48 pm »

Cheesecake is better than cake.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92426 on: October 26, 2012, 02:35:05 pm »

Well I did say anything. And yes. It is.

And now I'm hungry.
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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92427 on: October 26, 2012, 03:07:28 pm »

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The Chili Appreciation Society International specified in 1999 that, among other things, cooks are forbidden to include beans, marinate any meats, or discharge firearms in the preparation of chili for official competition.

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forbidden to include beans, marinate any meats, or discharge firearms in the preparation of chili for official competition.

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or discharge firearms in the preparation of chili

God damn it, Texas. What did you do?

That may have been due to my family...

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92428 on: October 26, 2012, 03:11:22 pm »

Please, do tell. I have yet to hear of the reason behind specifically Texan chilli restrictions.

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Re: [Pyon] Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh? (Happy Thread)
« Reply #92429 on: October 26, 2012, 03:24:53 pm »

Presumably there weren't any road signs around so they took to shooting holes in pots.
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