Had my first real bout of dealing with a tummy bug with my child.
My word, they can have a lot of things in their belly for such tiny creatures :| cheese puffs giving it a lovely vibrant orange colour to boot.
I could also do without the “hey, that human is vomiting and the vomit smells really bad. Have you also considered vomiting?” evolutionary brain nonsense, thanks.
We managed to get through the day without more (except for another lovely incident this morning, involving half digested milk) so hopefully that’s the end.
If it makes you feel any better, I used to babysat a kid who just threw up all the time. They didn't have a virus or infection, but they just had a tummy that threw things up a lot. Everyone that watched that kid felt bad for them because of it, but also it was weird watching it happen because vomiting is kind of contagious like yawning. You see them do it and your brain makes you want to or feel like you have to or whatever. Was so weird.
I could also do without the “hey, that human is vomiting and the vomit smells really bad. Have you also considered vomiting?” evolutionary brain nonsense, thanks.
This is a Certified Evolution Moment™.
My thoughts exactly.
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Part of me thinks I am a scared idiot just begging for a Darwin Award at times (This and other self esteem/ anxiety/brain malfunction issues to come):
My WTF involves anxiety, crossed wires in my brain, and yellow jackets starting to build a tiny (so far) nest under my porch rafters. I hate these wasp bug things. Despite trying to destroy them repeatedly they keep coming back to rebuild and I have not gotten stung yet, but I am ... a scared stupid little girl about the idea pretending not to be. I have physically beaten down the small (before they can build it up) nest with a pole about 7 times in the past 2 years. Wearing all black at night, a thick jacket with a drawstring hoodie underneath and thick canvas pants they can't sting through with safety goggles and an N95 Mask, I don't think they can sting me easily through that. Also at about 3AM they are asleep and never see it coming. Plus I run like hell after I hit them (which is very painful due to past unrelated leg injury). Fortunately I only see 1 or two of them as they are in the very early stages.
I need a better way to deal with these damn things.. Lol. I'd be for poisoning the bugs at this rate, but only the ones trying to invade my space. I need to do this smarter with one of those ranged spray things don't I? I should learn how to do that. What's wrong with me?
This is probably the bravest/stupidest thing I've done as anxiety is just a total thing for me. Any other time (and even with this) I'm stupidly scared to death of lots of stuff including stuff I should not be. Somehow, I have an incredibly difficult time working up the courage to face any of just tons of fears I have and often I don't because anxiety just paralyzes me. But somehow, I manage to talk myself into this, because I'm afraid of a yellow jacket nest getting bigger if I don't beat it down? I spend tons of time overthinking tons of little things and can't manage to work up the courage to do them, but I can talk myself into this? WTF is wrong with my brain? There has got to be more danger in doing this to get rid of yellow jackets than being scared to death to talk to someone or ask a question in real life, lol. I must be the dumbest girl ever sometimes.