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Author Topic: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]  (Read 187705 times)

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2115 on: January 18, 2011, 12:23:51 am »

Don't forget:


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^ the period of time in Human civilization where people were killed for belonging to the wrong tribe/city/state,
or not belonging to the right one

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^ the period of human civilization in total


So, you know, there is that.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2116 on: January 18, 2011, 12:24:36 am »

You would have a gun anyway.
I would be giveing them guns too >.>. Actuilly, fuck it. Only Alexander gets a gun, so noone assassinates him, and he gets modern medicine and better quality armor for his troops.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2117 on: January 18, 2011, 12:25:22 am »

You would have a gun anyway.

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The timeframe of human civilization in total.
1/3rd#
The timeframe of human civilization in which you can obtain the replacement parts and ammunition for a modern firearm.
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Quote from: Thomas Paine
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2118 on: January 18, 2011, 12:26:58 am »

You would have a gun anyway.

###############################################
The timeframe of human civilization in total.
1/3rd#
The timeframe of human civilization in which you can obtain the replacement parts and ammunition for a modern firearm.

Ahem.
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Timeline

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Timeline accessable if you have a time machine. Getting ammo is like going to the corner store.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2119 on: January 18, 2011, 12:28:36 am »

OBJECTION!
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Timeline

##################+however long humanity exists after the creation of the time machine
Timeline accessable if you have a time machine
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2120 on: January 18, 2011, 12:28:50 am »

Only Alexander gets a gun, so noone assassinates him

Breaking News:  Guns make you invincible.  Film at 11.
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« Reply #2121 on: January 18, 2011, 12:29:37 am »

Only Alexander gets a gun, so noone assassinates him

Breaking News:  Guns make you invincible.  Film at 11.
He was good enough to avoid being assassinated already, giveing people other than him guns might change that.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2122 on: January 18, 2011, 12:29:45 am »

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All of human history

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Time when people are going to notice someone popping out of thin air in a time machine.
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« Reply #2123 on: January 18, 2011, 12:30:08 am »

OBJECTION!
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Timeline

##################+however long humanity exists after the creation of the time machine
Timeline accessable if you have a time machine

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Timeline is always, rather then just human history. You can go before and after humans were there.

###################################...
All of human history

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Time when people are going to notice someone popping out of thin air in a time machine.

Oh I don't think so, you just need the right hat and accent and nobody will notice.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2124 on: January 18, 2011, 12:30:46 am »

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All of human history

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Time when people are going to notice someone popping out of thin air in a time machine.
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All of human history

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Time when people can be shot repeatedly in the face.
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« Reply #2125 on: January 18, 2011, 12:31:20 am »

###################################...
All of human history

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Time when people are going to notice someone popping out of thin air in a time machine.
Anything before I is when you can claim its magic, or you're a god, or something else and people will beleive you
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2126 on: January 18, 2011, 12:33:11 am »

Sure, you can go forward in time and get more ammo, but you'll need money. And you'll run out of your normal money soon enough, meaning you'd have to become a Time Thief to get more money. Do you really want that? To be the villian of a bad 50's sci-fi movie plot just to sustain your weapons?


Besides, you could just go back and train a T-Rex to be your loyal companion and steed instead.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2127 on: January 18, 2011, 12:34:47 am »

You know, it would be pretty much impossible for you to understand people from more than a few hundred years ago.
Language changes fast.
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« Reply #2128 on: January 18, 2011, 12:35:14 am »

Sure, you can go forward in time and get more ammo, but you'll need money. And you'll run out of your normal money soon enough, meaning you'd have to become a Time Thief to get more money. Do you really want that? To be the villian of a bad 50's sci-fi movie plot just to sustain your weapons?


Besides, you could just go back and train a T-Rex to be your loyal companion and steed instead.
Why be a thief? Do something legal like investing in an ancient bank, or microsoft or google when they just started.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2129 on: January 18, 2011, 12:36:26 am »

Sure, you can go forward in time and get more ammo, but you'll need money. And you'll run out of your normal money soon enough, meaning you'd have to become a Time Thief to get more money. Do you really want that? To be the villian of a bad 50's sci-fi movie plot just to sustain your weapons?


Besides, you could just go back and train a T-Rex to be your loyal companion and steed instead.
Why be a thief? Do something legal like investing in an ancient bank, or microsoft or google when they just started.
Go back in time before laws against "stealing" existed, grab some gold, problem solved.
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