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Author Topic: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]  (Read 187752 times)

KaguroDraven

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2100 on: January 18, 2011, 12:05:51 am »

I'd give Alexander the Great modern weapons and medicine, then watch the fun.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2101 on: January 18, 2011, 12:06:33 am »

The future seems funner.

In theory, it's also the only option.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2102 on: January 18, 2011, 12:07:09 am »

The future seems funner.

In theory, it's also the only option.
Bring it.  I want robots that do my dirty work... and space travel.
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"Having faith" that the bridge will not fall, implies that the bridge itself isn't that trustworthy. It's not that different from "I pray that the bridge will hold my weight."

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2103 on: January 18, 2011, 12:09:37 am »

Because you go to the past to give them electricity, guns and all that fun stuff and fast forward 1000 years.

You make a persuading argument. Tottaly going to do that if I get a time machine now.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2104 on: January 18, 2011, 12:10:46 am »

Because you go to the past to give them electricity, guns and all that fun stuff and fast forward 1000 years.

You make a persuading argument. Tottaly going to do that if I get a time machine now.
They wouldn't know what to do with it all. Probably kill themselves off with it somehow :P
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2105 on: January 18, 2011, 12:12:48 am »

Because you go to the past to give them electricity, guns and all that fun stuff and fast forward 1000 years.

You make a persuading argument. Tottaly going to do that if I get a time machine now.
They wouldn't know what to do with it all. Probably kill themselves off with it somehow :P
That's why you teach them how to use the guns first, obviously. Tell them it's magic or something just for giggles.
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« Reply #2106 on: January 18, 2011, 12:14:41 am »

They wouldn't know what to do with it all. Probably kill themselves off with it somehow :P

Well I would need to stay around for a while to educate them. Maybe show them maths systems that use 0's, and encorage schools. Also, go to the point when they were using leaches to drain blood and bitch slap who ever had that idea.

Also, assist Leonardo De Vinci, then go live in steampunk utopia.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2107 on: January 18, 2011, 12:15:44 am »

You left out the part where you get burned at the stake for being a witch/demon.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2108 on: January 18, 2011, 12:16:16 am »

That's why you teach them how to use the guns first, obviously. Tell them it's magic or something just for giggles.

I'm starting to think that god is proof that in the future the guy who invents time travel is some what of a jerk.

You left out the part where you get burned at the stake for being a witch/demon.

I have time travel! I can just kill them before they were born.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2109 on: January 18, 2011, 12:18:24 am »

You left out the part where you get burned at the stake for being a witch/demon.
That's only in Catholic Europe, I already said I want to help Alexander the Great instead.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2110 on: January 18, 2011, 12:20:19 am »

Honestly, anybody watch Dr. who? You can mess with time lines and annoy people all you like and it will always work.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2111 on: January 18, 2011, 12:20:22 am »

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^ The period of time in Human civilization where people were burned at the stake for being a witch

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^ The period of human civilization in total

If you've idiotically time traveled into the period where they do that sort of thing, you deserve what you get.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2112 on: January 18, 2011, 12:21:47 am »

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^ The period of time in Human civilization where people were burned at the stake for being a witch

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^ The period of human civilization in total

If you've idiotically time traveled into the period where they do that sort of thing, you deserve what you get.


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^ The period of time in Human civilization where bad things happened if you didn't confirm to enough social norms, being eatern included.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #2113 on: January 18, 2011, 12:22:37 am »

You would have a gun anyway.
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