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[Shade-o]

But they are a testament to the industrious nature of the Lord and His willingness to provide for humanity! How else could there be so many identical relics found over thousand of years?

[Max White]

Do you mean to imply that a stark similaritys between items implys that the lord is responcible for this design?

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Is mickey mouse god?

[fqllve]

Is mickey mouse god?

No, he's the Moussiah. Walt Disney is god.

[Urist is dead tome]

Unless he blessed it.

[Andir]

The whole idea of relics is stupid. It really couldn't be holy just because it touched Jesus.

But if Jesus pissed on it... watch out e-bay.

[Leafsnail]

But they are a testament to the industrious nature of the Lord and His willingness to provide for humanity! How else could there be so many identical relics found over thousand of years?

True.  I mean, how could Jesus have so many foreskins otherwise?

[Eugenitor]

I think a possible interpretation of that quote would be that Christians were the intended end result of Judaism.

Wow, and I thought the Jews were being blamed for everything before...

[Zrk2]

Hwat?

[Urist is dead tome]

Eugenitor never says anything that makes sense... Ever...

[Zrk2]

Ok.

Oops, one word post.

[Shades]

There are other informative prophecies in the Bible. For example, you can learn that David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

This would explain a great deal...

Sorry Urist I'm pretty aggressively atheist. At least until some provides some kind of indication of a god, then I'll review my position. Of course if I ever got to the point where a god was at all possible, or even, likely then there would have to be a serious discussion with her about the mess she causes.

Speaking of prophecy it's fairly shocking how many can be found in any large book, especially ones in vaguely translated languages. I also read that some researcher found moby dick very accurate, although google is not being helpful today.

Sci-fi authors have of course been remarkably accurate with predictions, right down to the name things are call. Of course that is really more dictation than prophecy. Still tomato tomato

[Urist is dead tome]

Sorry Urist I'm pretty aggressively atheist. At least until some provides some kind of indication of a god, then I'll review my position. Of course if I ever got to the point where a god was at all possible, or even, likely then there would have to be a serious discussion with her about the mess she causes.

I personally think that no matter what happens G-d is in control and no matter what happens it's the best thing that could have happened while following the rules that G-d has set for the world.

[CoughDrop]

I personally think that no matter what happens G-d is in control and no matter what happens it's the best thing that could have happened while following the rules that G-d has set for the world.

Delusion has never made so much sense.

Also, what's with taking the 'o' out of God?

[Urist is dead tome]

It's a Jewish thing. Read about Kabbalah or somethin' along those lines.

Well the idea is that the personal name is of G-d is too holy to say or write. So G-d is also too holy to write down.

[Realmfighter]

God is everywhere.

Ergo, God is everyone.

Therefore everyones name is too holy to write.