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« Reply #1770 on: January 06, 2011, 11:58:05 pm »
Buddha was a wimp. He couldn't fight for food.
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« Reply #1771 on: January 06, 2011, 11:59:56 pm »
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« Reply #1772 on: January 07, 2011, 12:00:18 am »
Oh, as a side note, I approve of the crusade against Urist. I enjoy seeing crusades in my name, it's fun to watch you little humans kill in my name, and then let your own greed make you do things I specificly warned against since 'it's against the heathens so god approves'
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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« Reply #1773 on: January 07, 2011, 12:01:29 am »
Ok, so a new cusade has been commisioned, and approved by a diety, lets go mindlessly kill stuff!
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« Reply #1774 on: January 07, 2011, 12:02:59 am »
Fine. I will be prepared. You may have.... Some sort of Pope(?) but I have the most important advantage of all!
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« Reply #1775 on: January 07, 2011, 12:04:23 am »
Pope? Pope!? POPE!?I AM YOUR LORD GOD! IT IS I WHO GIVES THE POPE HIS 'POWER' ON EARTH!
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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« Reply #1776 on: January 07, 2011, 12:04:58 am »
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Fine. I will be prepared. You may have.... Some sort of Pope(?) but I have the most important advantage of all!

A well equipped army with a sufficient logistics network led by competent officers?
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Quote from: Koji on July 30, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

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« Reply #1777 on: January 07, 2011, 12:05:33 am »
Eeehhhhh... More like an Anti Pope.

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Fine. I will be prepared. You may have.... Some sort of Pope(?) but I have the most important advantage of all!

A well equipped army with a sufficient logistics network led by competent officers?

No. 36 thousand square miles to hide in.
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« Reply #1778 on: January 07, 2011, 12:07:20 am »
Ah, but God is omniscient. You can't hide.

You can fight, though. Just having some soldiers around would be enough to stymie his will.
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Quote from: Koji on July 30, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

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« Reply #1779 on: January 07, 2011, 12:07:52 am »
Note: I am not just god but also Jesus, Abraham, Moses, Allah, Yahweh, Mohammed, Caligula(don't ask), and several other people. Yes I'm aware some of those are different names for me but I enjoy listing them anyway.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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« Reply #1780 on: January 07, 2011, 12:09:06 am »
I think we should just have a poker championship to decide if he's god or not.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 12:16:23 am by Urist is dead tome »
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« Reply #1781 on: January 07, 2011, 12:38:03 am »
Not that this isn't preferable to the other typical derail, but does anyone have any actual on-topic discussion?
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
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« Reply #1782 on: January 07, 2011, 12:57:37 am »
Why is God weak to Iron? Is he an Elf?
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Quote from: Koji on July 30, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

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« Reply #1783 on: January 07, 2011, 05:14:33 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on January 07, 2011, 12:38:03 am
Not that this isn't preferable to the other typical derail, but does anyone have any actual on-topic discussion?
It's the most amusing one yet :)

If I wanted to speak to one of my dorfs in DF, I'd probably make a dwarven avatar, and phrase stuff so he'd understand. Even then, I can't be sure that the concepts I want to convey make sense to him. I might try again a few more times ("No, you got it wrong!") and then give up. Maybe that's what God did to us. Just raise his arms and go all "whatever, I'm going to regen another universe" and occasionally checks in to see what we're up to.

If God made us all, are we all Artifical Life?
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« Reply #1784 on: January 07, 2011, 06:21:25 am »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on January 07, 2011, 12:04:23 am
Pope? Pope!? POPE!?I AM YOUR LORD GOD! IT IS I WHO GIVES THE POPE HIS 'POWER' ON EARTH!

So you are the puppet of someone in a pointy hat, and don't actually do anything?
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