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Max White

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1755 on: January 06, 2011, 11:46:17 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:44:28 pm
"Today was soooo awesome! Me and God went to a bar and got soooooo drunk. And then we beat up Buddha is an alley!"

Excerpt from Max's diary.
So that's were it went!
Gentlemen! I propose a holy crusade against Urist is dead tome for the recovery of an artifact most sacred!
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1756 on: January 06, 2011, 11:46:42 pm »
Little did Max suspect that God was actually a crazy hobo.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1757 on: January 06, 2011, 11:47:52 pm »
Then who the hell was that fat guy we beat up?
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« Reply #1758 on: January 06, 2011, 11:48:44 pm »
Quote from: Max White on January 06, 2011, 11:46:17 pm
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:44:28 pm
"Today was soooo awesome! Me and God went to a bar and got soooooo drunk. And then we beat up Buddha is an alley!"

Excerpt from Max's diary.
So that's were it went!
Gentlemen! I propose a holy crusade against Urist is dead tome for the recovery of an artifact most sacred!

For my own sake I hope it ends up like the other crusades.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1759 on: January 06, 2011, 11:49:39 pm »
Quote from: Max White on January 06, 2011, 11:47:52 pm
Then who the hell was that fat guy we beat up?
A crazy Hobo who stole God the Hobos Hoboing spot.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1760 on: January 06, 2011, 11:50:02 pm »
Quote from: Shade-o on January 06, 2011, 11:37:26 pm
WHY DO YOU HATE GOD
I know it's wrong to hate myself, I've heard it before, but sometimes all you humans praiseing me as 'perfect' just makes me feel like I don't live up to it and I begin to hate myself.


That was you Max? Man I was wasted, did we really beat up buddha? I remember it being a fat guy, but buddha was skinny.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1761 on: January 06, 2011, 11:50:27 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:48:44 pm
For my own sake I hope it ends up like the other crusades.

Forever documented in the most accurate of forms?

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1762 on: January 06, 2011, 11:50:48 pm »
He would TRAVEL for work in one spot?

Quote from: Max White on January 06, 2011, 11:50:27 pm
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:48:44 pm
For my own sake I hope it ends up like the other crusades.

Forever documented in the most accurate of forms?

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No you would invade I would starve you to death. Everyone's happy!
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1763 on: January 06, 2011, 11:51:12 pm »
You do not beat up Buddha in an alley.
Buddha beats you up while the alley watches.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1764 on: January 06, 2011, 11:52:51 pm »
Buddha doesn't beat up anyone, he was a pussy. This is why I prefer my worshipers over his, all that 'peace' and 'harm no liveing thing' nonsense.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1765 on: January 06, 2011, 11:54:27 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on January 06, 2011, 11:52:51 pm
Buddha doesn't beat up anyone, he was a pussy. This is why I prefer my worshipers over his, all that 'peace' and 'harm no liveing thing' nonsense.

Budda was the first of a long line of kick ass people who liked to beat others up.

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1766 on: January 06, 2011, 11:55:32 pm »
You do realise Buddha came after that pagan heathen Leonidas right?
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1767 on: January 06, 2011, 11:55:54 pm »
In all accuracy Buddha probably was too weak to really fight.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1768 on: January 06, 2011, 11:56:26 pm »
Buddha is a part of all of us, and we him.
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Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1769 on: January 06, 2011, 11:57:12 pm »
Of course, he rarely ever ate as he prefered to give his food to the needy.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu
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