Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 115 116 [117] 118 119 ... 194

Author Topic: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]  (Read 187824 times)

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1740 on: January 06, 2011, 11:11:57 pm »
I'm well aware.

I see it now. Noah, drunk, naked, then a seven foot tall ham walks in.

World's first awkward moment.
Logged

Max White

  • Bay Watcher
  • Still not hollowed!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1741 on: January 06, 2011, 11:12:27 pm »
Quote from: Shade-o on January 06, 2011, 11:08:29 pm
The first thing Noah did after the Ark landed was make a vineyard and brew some wine. He then got drunk and fell asleep naked in his tent.

One of his sons, Ham walked in and saw him. Noah then made Canaan, Ham's son, a slave.

The moral of the story is to be really careful around drunks with divine authority.

Sorry, I heard something about nudity, slaves, and alcohol. Is this thread planning the annual forum 'big night out' this year?
Logged

Shade-o

  • Bay Watcher
  • It's my greatest creation yet!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1742 on: January 06, 2011, 11:31:16 pm »
Weekly, actually. Next week we'll be beating up bricklayers and people who have learned more than one language.
Logged
Quote from: Koji on July 30, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

Urist Imiknorris

  • Bay Watcher
  • In the flesh, on the phone and in your account...
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1743 on: January 06, 2011, 11:31:54 pm »
Why the bricklayers? They're useful... ish.
Logged
Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1744 on: January 06, 2011, 11:33:15 pm »
Does being able to read Hebrew but have no comprehension of it count as having learned?
Logged

Max White

  • Bay Watcher
  • Still not hollowed!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1745 on: January 06, 2011, 11:35:13 pm »
Quote from: Shade-o on January 06, 2011, 11:31:16 pm
Weekly, actually. Next week we'll be beating up bricklayers and people who have learned more than one language.

Crap, why did I bother to learn the entire C syntax, instead of just C++? Why did I have to be a jerk and study java? Why?
Logged

Shade-o

  • Bay Watcher
  • It's my greatest creation yet!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1746 on: January 06, 2011, 11:37:26 pm »
WHY DO YOU HATE GOD
Logged
Quote from: Koji on July 30, 2009, 09:12:34 pm
Apparently having a redundant creature entry causes the game to say, "Oh, look, it's crazy world now. Nothing makes sense! Alligators live in houses!"

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1747 on: January 06, 2011, 11:38:17 pm »
Uuuuhhhh..... What?
Logged

Max White

  • Bay Watcher
  • Still not hollowed!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1748 on: January 06, 2011, 11:38:59 pm »
Quote from: Shade-o on January 06, 2011, 11:37:26 pm
WHY DO YOU HATE GOD
He never returns my calls.
Logged

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1749 on: January 06, 2011, 11:40:09 pm »
I'm frankly surprised Max found his number in a phone book.
Logged

ECrownofFire

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident Dragoness
    • View Profile
    • ECrownofFire
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1750 on: January 06, 2011, 11:41:22 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:40:09 pm
I'm frankly surprised Max found his number in a phone book.
Yeah, can you give it to me? I have to register a few complaints, and I have a few questions...
Logged

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1751 on: January 06, 2011, 11:42:12 pm »
I think he needs a new tape...
Logged

Max White

  • Bay Watcher
  • Still not hollowed!
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1752 on: January 06, 2011, 11:42:35 pm »
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 06, 2011, 11:40:09 pm
I'm frankly surprised Max found his number in a phone book.
He has a private number, but I work for a telemarketing company, and one day he answered one of my calls. We go out drinking every friday since then. I like he's freind Freyja, I've been trying for a date with her for a while now.
Logged

Realmfighter

  • Bay Watcher
  • Yeaah?
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1753 on: January 06, 2011, 11:44:13 pm »
Please.

If he had a number, people would be spamming him non stop with this
Logged
We may not be as brave as Gryffindor, as willing to get our hands dirty as Hufflepuff, or as devious as Slytherin, but there is nothing, nothing more dangerous than a little too much knowledge and a conscience that is open to debate

Urist is dead tome

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Atheism Redux
« Reply #1754 on: January 06, 2011, 11:44:28 pm »
"Today was soooo awesome! Me and God went to a bar and got soooooo drunk. And then we beat up Buddha is an alley!"

Excerpt from Max's diary.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 115 116 [117] 118 119 ... 194
« previous next »