I'm at least confident that it won't be Richard-Simmons-CG-Sonic levels of bad.
Speaking of which, have any reviews for the Sonic movie started trickling out yet? They made him less terrifying to look at but the movie still can't be good.
Apparently it's at 94% user approval on Rotten Tomatoes, which... has to be some kind of hardcore filter effect or trolling attempt, right?
Still, Jim Carrey as Robotnik is intriguing enough that I might go see it at some point. If so I'll report back on its full majesty.
The Alchemist (1981, there's gotta be more than one movie with that title) was thoroughly disappointing. From the title,
poster, and time period I was expecting sword and sorcery. Instead it was a werewolf movie without any budget for a werewolf. They did have a budget for some demons though. Did you know that if you're being chased by demons, it's really not that big a deal? True story.
Mutant Hunt is a gloriously bad film about the worst mercenaries you have ever seen hunting the gooiest crackhead robots you have ever seen. Nobody knows what weapons are, but at least the villains are aware of the proper villain dress code. If nothing else, I guarantee the first proper fight scene is a fairly unique experience as action movies go.