So, in the middle of a cheating goblin siege bait fortress where the goblins apparently don't want to siege (to test my goblin mod), I had the unfortunate side effect of attracting 80 immigrants in one go.
So, since my 5 weaponsmiths were working nonstop producing adamantine gear since embark (it was a cheating fortress aimed at attracting sieges), I just gave every single new immigrant an (crappy) adamantine spear, axe, or mace and a wooden shield each, and pointed them at the barracks.
It's been a year and I've only had one death and one injury. I was expecting the halls to be painted red with blood but now I've got a assload of freeloaders going by the names of axelords and macelords and spearlords.
What gives?
Is there a way to force a squad to spar within a certain area? I have two eantrances and I'd like to keep atleast one squad near both of them, without having them "on duty".
Using copper weapons and steel armor I've lost nobody in 5 years, but still get a few spinal taps each year... Now I use DF Companion and heal the nerve damage because I think its a poor system.
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Originally posted by DJ:
<STRONG>I've actually had much more injuries in hammer training than in spear training. Hammers seem to cause a lot of brain and spine wounds.</STRONG>
My hammerdwarf squad has a leader who's good with a hammer, but insists on following the advice of a nonexistant hamster ever since he got bashed in the head while sparring.
quote:Ah. That would be the miniature giant space hamster. It counts as a vermin creature, actually, but it's not hatable. Some dwarves like miniature giant space hamsters for their cuteness and ferocity.
Originally posted by MuonDecay:
<STRONG>My hammerdwarf squad has a leader who's good with a hammer, but insists on following the advice of a nonexistant hamster ever since he got bashed in the head while sparring.</STRONG>
Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!
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Originally posted by MuonDecay:
<STRONG>My hammerdwarf squad has a leader who's good with a hammer, but insists on following the advice of a nonexistant hamster ever since he got bashed in the head while sparring.</STRONG>
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Originally posted by Lyrax:
<STRONG>Ah. That would be the miniature giant space hamster. It counts as a vermin creature, actually, but it's not hatable. Some dwarves like miniature giant space hamsters for their cuteness and ferocity.Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!</STRONG>
...generally I'd laugh and go on to the next thread, but I actually believe DF is quite capable of this. Is this true, an inside joke, or just random jokery? =P
Character from the Baldur's Gate games.
[ June 06, 2008: Message edited by: MuonDecay ]
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I have an Axelord that seems to enjoy hacking up recruits. He's killed at least four or five, and usually spectacularly. He doesn't really care about anything anymore, but he does take joy in slaughter.
I hope you gave him a fitting surname, like dwarfkiller or something like that.