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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 484268 times)

DPh Kraken

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5910 on: May 02, 2024, 12:41:57 pm »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5911 on: May 06, 2024, 12:41:49 am »
Urist likes doges for their amusingly terse speech patterns and frequent exclamations of awe.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5912 on: May 06, 2024, 05:04:38 am »
All animals should be hateable. Some dwarves should just hate nearly all animals, excluding those they explicitly have a preference for.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5913 on: May 06, 2024, 07:20:41 am »
All creatures should be hateable, even preferred ones. Some dwarves should absolutely detest dwarves even if they like them for their beards.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5914 on: May 06, 2024, 03:42:11 pm »
Quote from: brewer bob on May 06, 2024, 07:20:41 am
All creatures should be hateable, even preferred ones. Some dwarves should absolutely detest dwarves even if they like them for their beards.

Why is this here? This is the Terrible Suggestion Thread. Not the God Tier Suggestion Thread.

But to add onto this, make references and hates completely hereditary, allowing the player to selectively breed an entire fortress of dorfs who hate dorfs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5915 on: May 06, 2024, 07:45:55 pm »
Now introducing; Racist Dwarf Fortress

Learn to hate from your parents!
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5916 on: May 06, 2024, 10:47:33 pm »
Now introducing; Goth Dwarf Fortress

Learn to hate your parents!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5917 on: May 07, 2024, 12:39:35 am »
Now introducing: Emo Fortress

Learn to cut yourself and wear dark clothing because of something someone or something did.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5918 on: May 07, 2024, 12:48:14 am »
Now introducing: Punk Fortress

Learn to hate society and the government!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5919 on: May 07, 2024, 01:26:44 am »
Now introducing: Juggalo Fortress

Learn to wear face paint and make whoop whoop calls!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5920 on: May 07, 2024, 08:07:55 am »
Now introducing: Greek Mythology Fortress

Learn to fly too close to large, hot objects... it was inevitable!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5921 on: May 07, 2024, 10:28:26 am »
Now introducing:  Miserable Starving Teetotalers Fortress

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5922 on: May 07, 2024, 06:44:03 pm »
Now introducing: Incel Fortress

Learn to be a misogynistic, misanthropic husk who can't get laid and blame everyone but yourself for it.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5923 on: May 08, 2024, 12:49:09 am »
Now introducing: Ogress Fortress

Learn to mil--

...On second thought, forget about it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5924 on: May 08, 2024, 02:10:49 am »
Now introducing: DerMeister's Fortress

Learn to complain about mods and wish someone would make it to where certain creatures could be milked.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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